EDEN

Thomas Edison is a weasel.

[vveris]

The @absolutefanzine is out now!! Go check out everyone's hard work, the zine came out beautifully <3

[aroace-polyshow]

ever since i was a young child i knew i was guilty. don’t know of what but i was. still am.

[soappsoappp]

i see so many people writing fics and making shitposts with Jason not listening to Bruce because "last time i did i died hahaha" as if.. as if Bruce's last words to Jason werent "PLEASE JUST STAY HERE. STAY. SIT. STAY. BE SAFE." ???

You guys DO know that Bruce was in Ethiopia WITH Jason, and he was BEGGING his child to not get involved, and Jason directly disobeyed him. (not a critique, just pointing it out)

AND EVEN THEN, BRUCE IS DOING HIS BATMAN STUFF, UNAWARE THAT JASON HAS DISOBEYED HIM.

HE GIVES UP THE CHANCE TO GET JOKER'S ASS TO MAKE SURE JASON IS OKAY (he was not.)

and Bruce didn't "leave Jason for dead" he was on his way, he was so god damn close that he was RIGHT THERE when the explosion took place.

Sheila died in Bruce's arms saying how Jason threw himself in front of her to take the explosion, Bruce was so close that Sheila hadn't even DIED yet.

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tl,dr: Jason was NOT left to die, Bruce EXPLICITLY TOLD HIM to stay put and Jason actively disobeyed him to make sure Sheila had protection. Bruce let the Joker get away in order to check in on Jason, and arrives SECONDS after the bomb goes off, he's so close he SEES THE EXPLOSION.

[v00do-d0ll]

THANK YOU‼️ FUCK‼️

[trekkele]

"if i was dick grayson I'd never speak to batman again" then you wouldn't be dick grayson✌🏽

[wajjs]

I CANNOT EMPHASIZE ENOUGH EVERYONE SHOULD READ COMICS WHERE THEIR BLORBOS ARE FEATURED. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO READ ALL THE COMICS. BUT AT LEAST READ SOME COMICS.

READ COMICS AND FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS I SWEAR IT'S REALLY EASY

[still-nix-d-goffic]

Ads and commercials have always been kind of dystopic in an uncanny kind of way but they're really freaking me out these days.

The better health commercials- "you can't escape your crappy job, try talking to us!"

That's not funny. Also isn't it sad that most people don't really seem to have close friendships anymore and that you're selling the friend experience more than a doctor one because you can't actually fix anything?

The progressive commercial- "you should go on vacation; what's a vacation? ... I don't know I've never been on one either"

That's not funny. That's fucking awful. Can't you see that's not a fucking joke??

The e-banking app- "how much did I spend on groceries this month? 500?? -hey dad can the guys stay for dinner? - NO!"

That's not funny! THATS NOT FUNNY! It's not funny that we're not "a village" anymore. That we're not "the land of plenty" any more, that we're not the "open table" of a country we claimed to be for so long! It's not funny it's not funny it's not funny!!!!

[nma-nekro]

happy halloween, everyone! 🦇🎃

[rattling-bag-of-bones]

That’s it I’m gonna (remembers suicide jokes make mental health worse) leave that city far behind and get a long long way from here

[milfsisyphus]

sisyphus doesn’t need everyone imagining him happy. imagine me. what about me?

[lovecrumbss]

oh to have foxes play where I've laid to rest

[rustmarty]

[moonlight-prose]

life really is about being horny for cheese, bread and wine.

[girlsoesoteriic]

as a man you are automatically on thin ice with me

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[vampirlor]

quitting my job to focus on batman comics

[orcbara]

i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights

[thesulkycroissant]

It's Batman Day so I just wanna say, I love Bruce Wayne. With deep affection I love him. When B shows up in a comic, I kick my feet in delight. I love him. A treasure to me.