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I feel kind of bad for future historians. They’ll have to slog through a massive amount of contradictory information and try to paint an accurate representation.

I think a lot of “small acts of kindness” aren’t that selfless. For me they’re usually just an excuse to leave the group for a sec, to catch a breath. What even is a selfless act? Sometimes it’s not for anyone else, but it's also not selfish, it’s just habit.

Do you ever just randomly break out into weird facial expressions, (weird, like mentally unstable weird) cuz you just can’t even. I can’t even identify what I can’t even, but I can’t even.

UGG SO MUCH HAIR HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN???

#was that about my hair #or pet hair?#both #both is correct

I’m increasingly worried about a trending tendency of mine to type too fast and say "i", when I meant to capitalize.

What people need to understand about me is that I don’t stay up till 2 am for light and transient reasons. If I’ve got nothing to do, I sleep. But if I’m intensely interested in something, I finish rather than risk putting it off and losing the inspiration. Sometimes I simply lose track of time doing uninteresting stuff, but that’s not a conscious decision. When I realize the time, and still go back to writing, it’s a decision that I consider my engagement more important than sleep, and more important than waking up early. There are times when I put off something interesting, because I value getting up for something the next day.

Ugg,so I partially let go of my passionate belief in the tiger version of Life of Pi. I still hold the principle (choose the better story) but if you apply Occam’s razor, then you must choose the cannibal story. (Basing your knowledge off the movie.) Actually, in the book, there were meerkat bones in the boat, which were only explained in the tiger story, thus making it the explanation that explained the most. So I’m okay with that. But now I’m really disappointed (well, more so) in the movie.

Selena Gomez’s song keeps running through my head. Now all I can imagine is Romney singing “who says you’re not presidential?” then screaming “THE AMERICAN VOTERS!”

When I drop that one, ugly baby carrot (or the gross end of the banana) down the disposal, I imagine it as an offering to the kitchen gods. May they smile down upon my meager offering and fix the trash compactor!

Headcanon is real. The story doesn’t exist for the creators, it exists for the consumer. So whatever reality you create for your own version of the story- however you interpret it, is real and important to you. Now, if canon disproves your head canon, there are very good reasons to adopt canon (consistency with the new episodes, it’s better than the head canon, consistency with the rest of the fandom, etc.) but the story exists for you- you do not have to accept new canon, you can create a whole world out of a simple story if you like.

I’M MAKING HIM GAY AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!

#'im a writer' she whispered to herself

Why on earth is a bikini top more immodest than short-shorts, or bikini bottoms? Legs are sexier than tummies. Seriously.

“Look at my sexy stomach. Oooh see I can make it look pregnant with your child!" *seductive pregnant tummy rub*

I really, really love almonds. I’m unnaturally fond of them.

Why is it that the most creative part of my day comes when I should be sleeping? I don’t want to lose the inspiration, but I need to wake up early…

Head canon: The woman Captain America saves (she gives an interview at the end of Avengers): She's Steve's old GF's granddaughter.

The greatest thing about writing a book is that your head-canon IS CANON.

We say “sure” as if we are not sure at all.

#deep thought of the day

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