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#money really can't buy love jo!

TO MY EX: FUCK you f*CK your ANIME MATSUNO HUSBAND fuck his sTUPID SUNGLASSES and FUCK THE KETCHUP KIDS. (distantly) anD FUCK *THEIR* SUNGLASSES. -the flower fairy, probably

( flower fairy took Chibita out on a date bc for his act of kindness she wanted to give him back a sense of the world around him, not necessarily bc she was romantically interested in him, I think she'd be rather happy for him if he could overcome his issues and find love tbh)

#Chibita

What kind of question is this???

#Chibita #I'm back mayybbeee

Hey Chibita that Karami's a real looker huh? Who is this mysteriously beautiful woman who looks nothing like one of your frequent customers?

(somewhat related to that totoko fell down a well comic so i thought i’d post it here)

#osomatsu san

So Chibita, what was with the weird pirate/thief thing you did? Was that just a phase or... (osomatsu kun episode 2)

I guess the whole first ten years of my life were sum kind of phase if you think about it..

I still get cards from my old horde of thieves. they’re doing ok.

can you throw a matsu? if so, how far?

Are you the Matsu whisperer??

do you ever feel bad for any of the brothers

I pity all those idjits! they’re ruining they’re own lives. I guess I do feel the worst for Ol’ karaboy

do you own any nice dresses and outfits or is that too much of a luxury for you? care for showing them off to us?

alright, ok, don’t tell anyone this...but when todomatsu was buyin’ my stuff cuz I wus chibimi .. I.. kept it all..

got a whole outfit out of it before he ran out of money too! just one though! this is why we doesnt have a girlfriend.

I also still got the suit the flower fairy convinced me to buy... I figure i can wear it for sumthin formal right??? if that ever comes up. ..

but how do you know what a mothers love REALLY feels like

Do you even lift?

gym memberships are way too damn pricey these days! what happened to the 300 yen gym iyami ran in that abandoned warehouse? yanno he wouldnt have so many money troubles if he just stuck with something!!

at least with a push cart I have an active enough lifestyle. I can lift ‘bout to 2 matsus on a good day