say hello to the bad guy

teddy sykes. son of dionysus. fdr. nineteen with veins of alcohol and a fuzzy head. "im in denial, i've been for awhile / but facing the truth is such a hard pill to swallow / i've fallen behind, slave to my own mind / i'm always questioning which path to follow"

[cecy-davis-blog]

Oh, come on, dude. Please.

[odetoteddy-blog]

No. I won't do that. Maybe a Hermes kid'll spare you.

[ifidieyonge-blog]

        You really don’t have a Cabbage Patch doll?

[odetoteddy-blog]

Why in the world would I have that?

[odetoteddy-blog]

You want what? No, you're being ridiculous. If you want it that bad, sneak out to NYC. I don't sell that.

[parislai-blog]

         That, my friend, is the ultimate irony.

[odetoteddy-blog]

I have plenty of other things to get me fucked up, anyways.

[klxftes]

      I’d say I am, but I’m selfish so if I ever get anything good I usually keep it to myself.

[odetoteddy-blog]

Selfish doesn't do well for a dealer.

[parislai-blog]

          Can I interest you in a good time a-la-alcohol?

[parislai-blog]

[odetoteddy-blog]

Considering the shit's got no effect on me, I'll just watch.

[klxftes]

    Well it could be anything you want, after all children of of the god of thieves and all the stuff. [she smiled.] But don’t worry about, I’m normally not the one dealing with that stuff.

[odetoteddy-blog]

[laughs] I doubt most of you are as experienced in dealing anything as I am.

[ifidieyonge-blog]

       Does that mean you’re going to take me out for dinner?

[odetoteddy-blog]

Now you want dinner, huh?

[ifidieyonge-blog]

        Only if you turn that frown upside-down, Teddy boo-boo.

[odetoteddy-blog]

[sorta glares and shakes his head] Interesting, like I said.

[ifidieyonge-blog]

         I’m telling it to your wallet.

[odetoteddy-blog]

[sighs again] Fine. Just be careful with my shit.

[thcbcdlcnds]

I really appreciate that.

[odetoteddy-blog]

Anything for you, brother.

[ifidieyonge-blog]

          I’d worry a little less about the quantity and a little more about the quality.

[odetoteddy-blog]

Yeah, try telling that to an alcoholic.

[thcbcdlcnds]

I’m sorry I yelled at you. I just wish you hadn’t done it. You know how I feel about drinking and Lillian. those are two things I don’t want to meet.

[odetoteddy-blog]

I know, sorry, man. I'll be sure to never do it. Promise.

[thcbcdlcnds]

That won’t happen, I’ll make sure of it. I’m going to take care of her.

[odetoteddy-blog]

Okay, that's good.

[thcbcdlcnds]

No, you don’t understand. It’s something so bad, I actually can’t tell you. And i don’t know what to do with that information, man. Fuck…[shakes his head and sighs] Just please promise you won’t sell to her again.

[odetoteddy-blog]

[nods and frowns] Okay, I won't sell to her every again. You're probably gonna have to bring that up with her, too, though. I don't wanna her stealing from my stores if she gets desperate.

[ifidieyonge-blog]

       [She smiles sweetly.] Regardless, I’ll still be wanting that membership.

[odetoteddy-blog]

[sighs heavily] Fine. But if I see my stores depleting faster than I can replenish, there will be a problem.

[thcbcdlcnds]

[shoves his chest a little] Dude, you sold alcohol to Lillian! And she got drunk and told me— she— she told me something bad. It’s your fault. She hardly ever drinks, and you know how I feel about that sort of thing, and you know how I feel about her!

[odetoteddy-blog]

[kinda backs up for a sec] Dude, it was just alcohol. Everyone says bad stuff when they drink it. I'll be sure not to sell her anymore in the future, Christ.