I always am! Mortals grew tired of me, and one day Gods will.
Not until we're of no use to them.
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I always am! Mortals grew tired of me, and one day Gods will.
Not until we're of no use to them.
Routine. Boring sometimes. But it goes better with some help.
As long as you're willing to break a few rules, things can get interesting.
Thanks.
[takes a sip of the bottle] So. How ya doing?
I've been doing fine, you?
I trust you.
Oh, good. I'm a very trust-able person. Here. [She passes her the bottle of booze.]
Nobody. Didn’t I just tell you to go away? Or are you deaf as well as annoying?
Offending deaf people isn't going to give you any brownie points from sulking, you know.
Some of us don’t care. Go away. { He had a pretty rough day since he found out his father left for work again and he won’t be able to contact him until next summer }
Ouch. Who pissed in your lucky charms?
If you’re here to persuade me to give you some luck, you’ve come to the wrong Tyche kid.
Some of us don't need luck.
I’m in. This camp gets damn boring.
Not if you know the right people to spend your time with.
Hey, you have two hands for a reason, babe.
I think it's a small price to pay for free booze.
Yeah. Not sure if I want to be around for that. [But he tosses her the bottle anyway.]
[She takes a long drink before passing it back.] Aw, shoot. Who'll hold my hair back when I puke?
And I get free booze. Everyone’s happy.
I'll be happier once I'm wasted. [She motions for him to pass the bottle over.]
I have plenty of other things to get me fucked up, anyways.
Oh, yeah? Care to share?
Considering the shit’s got no effect on me, I’ll just watch.
That, my friend, is the ultimate irony.
[He uncaps it and takes a swig.] Playing dirty. I like it.
I could almost pity the guy, but it’s a dog-eat-dog world.
We actually worked out an agreement, you know, he gets a nice tip and I get better customer service.
Now you’re talking.
[She passes him the bottle.] Teddy's surprisingly accommodating once you've threatened to move business.
Can I interest you in a good time a-la-alcohol?