happy fckin birthday baldie !!
happy birthday olibia <3 i rmred ur bday !!! ur 18 now ma, ur finally legal in like, most places !!! this might get senti so ur not allowed 2 drag me later or i’ll fly 2 england nd fight u to the death
around this time this year i think we actually got close nd im so ??? shook that it didnt happen earlier but im so glad it eventually did happen bc you’ve become one of my best friends nd !!! we’ve gone thru so many good memes and weird rp scenarios and drama and u’ve brought dagger jeremy bones in2 my life and mad e it better ??? i love it tbh like i would be so different if we didnt get 2 close </3 u change d my life for the better tbh
and im so grateful for ur existence ?? who else is going 2 meme shrek and the bee movie with me. who am i going to gossip with and spill random secrets to. who else is going 2 send me funny vines. who else gonna make memey charries. who else is going to talk me through anxiety attacks?? its u bitch !! u did that !! and i love u for tht
and i’ve always admired how positive you are like?? you’re so positive abt ur life nd ur body nd jsut everything nd im jsut a mess but u keep me in check nd i wanna be on like herb level positivity sometimes like honeslty #goals
tbh ur top notch banter is #excellent who can forget all ur memes like white no(i)se, anything pertaining to dag and river, ur gr8 selfies, all the times you’ve let us use ur face as a reaction image. when u got drunk and yelled out ross is my daddy. also dadam. generally drunk herb is amazing nd i love her forever but pls dont get alcohol poisoning
in all, you really deserve the bestest of birthdays !! turn up (responsibly), give huggie a hug from me even though he wont like it, and jsut know that dag would want you to have a good birthday. i will let u have ross for today, he is my husband but he can be urs bc it is ur bday. also i am not ancient. love you baby 💖💖
