care bear stare but it kills you instantly

aries or a | 26 | any pronouns

[bob-belcher]

[tim-official]

got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

[tim-official]

sure is yeah. keep me updated

[satirredraws]

You can never go back.

[calledoutpost-deactivated202103]

found the killer post again bc i lost it

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[hurricanesunny]

tom nook isnt a landlord oh my god. u dont pay him rent. u pay him to build ur house. thats it. the bill is for ur house. it is not monthly. it is not rent. it is a bill for the literal construction of ur house and unlike real life theres zero interest on the loan and u never have to repay it in order to progress thru the game. simply the fact that nook builds the damn thing for u without even needing proof that u can or will pay him back is incredible. how is he the bad guy.

“yeah but i have to pay him back if i want to get a bigger house—“ Sometimes We Must Exchange Video Game Money For Video Game Goods And Services. literally wht universe is it common for games to just hand u all free shit n upgrades. it is so easy to pay nook back on day one. go catch some gd common butterflies

[ariesisms]

WHYD YOU HAVE TO LEAD ME ON WHYD YOU HAVE TO TWIST THE KNIFE WALK AWAY AND LEAVE ME BLEEDIN BLEEDIN WHYD YOU WHISPER IN THE DARK JUST TO LEAVE ME IN THE NIGHT NOW YOUR SILENCE HAS ME SCREAMING SCREAMING SAY (SAYY) DONT (DOOONT) GO (GOOO) I WOULD STAY FOREVER IF YOU SAY (SAYYY) DONT (DONT) GO (GOO)

[ariesisms]

I CALLED MY MOM SHE SAID THAT IT WAS FOR THE BEST.. REMIND MYSELF THE MORE I GAVE YOU WANT ME LESS.. I CANNOT BE YOUR FRIEND, SO I PAY THE PRICE OF WHAT I LOST, AND WHAT IT COST, NOW THAT WE DONT TALK

[mpregcraig]

[popses-deactivated20160331]

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

[speedlimit15]

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

[awawandroid]

[ariesisms]

WHYD YOU HAVE TO LEAD ME ON WHYD YOU HAVE TO TWIST THE KNIFE WALK AWAY AND LEAVE ME BLEEDIN BLEEDIN WHYD YOU WHISPER IN THE DARK JUST TO LEAVE ME IN THE NIGHT NOW YOUR SILENCE HAS ME SCREAMING SCREAMING SAY (SAYY) DONT (DOOONT) GO (GOOO) I WOULD STAY FOREVER IF YOU SAY (SAYYY) DONT (DONT) GO (GOO)

[sykesarchive2]

from the bottom of my fucking heart. how are we supposed to live under these conditions.

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[dearafah]

[feedeekate]

Slutty cow print clothes being sold only in sizes that wouldn't fit on a fat bitch is some kinda twisted structurally enforced stolen valor type shit.

[ahappydnp]

CANCELING DANIEL HOWELL ACTUALLY

[ariesisms]

white vegans will text their friends stupid shit like do you want cheeseburger salad or sushi bowls for dinner and neither option is what it sounds like at all

[ariesisms]

meals so strange they snap the trader joes man out of his niceness trance when he asks “what are you making with this” and you say “sushi bowls..kind of” and he says “with fish???” And you say “no with tofu and um. Vegetables” and he says “oh…okay”

[ariesisms]

Cheeseburger salad wins 🏆

[ariesisms]

white vegans will text their friends stupid shit like do you want cheeseburger salad or sushi bowls for dinner and neither option is what it sounds like at all

[ariesisms]

meals so strange they snap the trader joes man out of his niceness trance when he asks “what are you making with this” and you say “sushi bowls..kind of” and he says “with fish???” And you say “no with tofu and um. Vegetables” and he says “oh…okay”

[ariesisms]

Dan and phil came back to youtube everyone be quiet for a minute