This Is Fuckin’ Dumb.

m!a: none(accepting) | Dirk Strider | mun (Link) and muse 18+ | icon: merupuri

[amorouscasanova]

mituna had to help me out vwith colors and shit but :/

also my hair looks fucking stupid

[ofbotsandmen]

Oh my god it’s my birthday what the fuck.

[crabclawcutiepie]

EEEE HAPPY BBIRTHDAY DIRKKKKK!

[ofbotsandmen]

Thanks Peixes, I appreciate it.

[crabclawcutiepie]

im goonna coome give yoou a bbirthday squeeze heads up ^-^

[ofbotsandmen]

Oh cool. Give me like 2 minutes to put pants on.

[crabclawcutiepie]

ooh ook let me knoow when yoou’re ready ovo

[ofbotsandmen]

I just woke up, so literally like 2 minutes.

[ofbotsandmen]

Oh my god it’s my birthday what the fuck.

[crabclawcutiepie]

EEEE HAPPY BBIRTHDAY DIRKKKKK!

[ofbotsandmen]

Thanks Peixes, I appreciate it.

[crabclawcutiepie]

im goonna coome give yoou a bbirthday squeeze heads up ^-^

[ofbotsandmen]

Oh cool. Give me like 2 minutes to put pants on.

[ofbotsandmen]

Oh my god it’s my birthday what the fuck.

[crabclawcutiepie]

EEEE HAPPY BBIRTHDAY DIRKKKKK!

[ofbotsandmen]

Thanks Peixes, I appreciate it.

[ofbotsandmen]

Oh my god it’s my birthday what the fuck.

[ofbotsandmen]

Shit. I’m popular tonight I guess, two new followers.

‘Sup. I’m Dirk. Transman, robotics guy, disaster gay. That’s the basics.

[ofbotsandmen]

Got over the worst of my cold, so back to work tomorrow. Probably waking up to the whole apartment decorated for Christmas.

They already changed the scent of the air freshener.

[megid0ll]

wh0 d0 I ask ab0ut human peri0ds?

[ofbotsandmen]

I’m at the end of mine, so I can probably answer your questions.

[summonsofink]

do you smoke?

cigarettes

weed

yes

no

other

My personal button

Voting ended onDec 1, 2025

[ofbotsandmen]

cat pic tax?

Yeah sure. This is Nutmeg.

[megid0ll]

fuck human peri0ds

I am dying

[ofbotsandmen]

Heating pad and/or cat, midol, and plenty of water are going to be your best friends.

[megid0ll]

Explain cat

[ofbotsandmen]

Mine acts like a living heating pad and lays across my stomach or lower back and purrs at me when I’m cramping.

[megid0ll]

Awwww

[ofbotsandmen]

He’s very cute.

[megid0ll]

fuck human peri0ds

I am dying

[ofbotsandmen]

Heating pad and/or cat, midol, and plenty of water are going to be your best friends.

[megid0ll]

Explain cat

[ofbotsandmen]

Mine acts like a living heating pad and lays across my stomach or lower back and purrs at me when I’m cramping.

[megid0ll]

fuck human peri0ds

I am dying

[ofbotsandmen]

Heating pad and/or cat, midol, and plenty of water are going to be your best friends.

[ofbotsandmen]

Alright, I feel a shitton better today. So it’s time to spatchcock this turkey and get it ready.

[depsidase]

[ofbotsandmen]

God I have to fucking cook tomorrow for this stupid Friendsgiving thing we decided to do. Here’s hoping that I’ll start getting over this cough before then.

[ofbotsandmen]

Ugh. Caught a cold and it is totally kicking my ass. I think I’m just going to try and sleep today.

[ofbotsandmen]

I didn’t sleep. I got started on a project and suddenly eight hours went by and I have schematics almost finished.

[ofbotsandmen]

I’m worse today, and being forced to rest by an orange cat.