Apprentice King

indie, multiverse roleplay blog for prince kit from cinderella. written by anna.

[qceenmother]

                                   I hope to see you again, Miss.

[objectivelyhot-a]

Into The Woods sentence meme

“I wish.”

“Careful the things you say.”

“Don’t you know what’s out there in the world?”

“Someone has to shield you from the world.”

“Stay a child while you can be a child.”

“Stay at home. I am home.”

“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.”

“Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.”

“I want a friend. And a pet.”

“The prettier the flower, the farther from the path.”

“Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched.”

“You’re so nice. You’re not good; you’re not bad; you’re just nice.”

“No, you are not to come.”

“Will you please go home!”

“I can capture my own damsel, thank you.”

“The harder to get, the better to have.”

“Dwarves are very upsetting.”

“What I want most of all is to know what I want.”

“Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor.”

“What’s the good of being good when everyone else is blind, and you’re always left behind?”

“Everyone tells tiny lies.”

“Nice is different than good.”

“Agony! Far more painful than yours!”

“I’m no longer a child!”

“Anything can happen in the woods.”

“May I kiss you?”

“I’m in the wrong story!”

“Best to take the moment present as a present from the woods.”

“But if life were only moments, then you’d never know you had one.”

“I’m not good. I’m not nice. I’m just right.”

“The farther you run, the more you feel un-defined.”

“Someone is on your side.”

“I need your shoe to have a child!”

“Sorry, I only tell the story. I’m not a part of it.”

“If it were up to you, a decision would never have been made.”

“Because of the way you treated me, I’ll never, never be happy!”

“I was just trying to be a good mother.”

“You look just like the princess… only dirty.”

“Stop asking me questions I can’t answer!”

“My love, why so cold?”

“Why, if you loved me, would you have strayed?”

“I am only human.”

“Leave? But I do love you.”

“I shall always love the maiden that ran away.”

“Is that what you really wish?”

“Stay with me.”

“Who out there could love you more than I?”

[ofchiivalry]

Honeymoon sentence starters

"There's nobody for you but me."

"We make the rules."

"We both know the history of violence that surrounds you."

"Putting on my music while I’m watching the boys."

"I’ve been sent to destroy."

"I know what only the girls know."

"Nothing gold can stay."

"It's all a game to me anyway."

"I don't matter to anyone."

"I lost myself when I lost you."

"I still get trashed, darling, when I hear your tunes."

"I won't change you for anything."

"I feel free when I see no one and nobody knows my name." "I've got nothing much to live for."

"Look at you, looking at me."

"Loving you is hard, being here is harder."

"I can't survive if this is all that's real."

"The truth is I never bought into your bullshit."

"All I wanna do is get high by the beach."

"You could be a bad motherfucker, but that don't make you a man."

"Now you're just another one of my problems."

"Come to California."

"Be a freak like me, too."

"We could slow dance to rock music, kiss while we do it."

"If you stay, I'll stay."

"You're not mean, you just want to be seen."

"A little party never hurt no one, so we stay out late."

"You want in, but you just can't win."

"You're crazy all the time."

"We were born to be free."

"It never was about the money or the drugs."

"You're my religion."

"Everything looks better from above, my king."

"All the lights are sparkling for you."

"I've been waiting for you all this time."

"I adore you, can't you see, you're meant for me?"

"Summer's hot, but I've been cold without you."

"Got my blue nail polish on; it's my favorite color and my favorite tone of song."

"I don't really wanna break up."

"It's not easy for me to talk about."

"Looking for love in all the wrong places."

"Carry me home, don't wanna talk about the things to come."

"Now that he's gone, I can't feel nothing."

"I got you where I want you."

"It's not one of those phases I'm going through."

"I'm on my own again."

"Be careful of the company you keep."

"Give me your diamonds."

"You're hard to reach, you're cold to touch."

"Why work so hard when you could just be free?"

"You got your moment now, you got your legacy."

"I will never sing again."

"You've been gone so long, you missed everything."

"Baby, you understand me now?"

"Don't you know, no one alive can always be an angel?"

"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good."

"Please don't let me be misunderstood."

"I never meant to take it out on all you."

"Don't you know I have faults like anyone?"

[ofchiivalry]

( I think it’s official that if there were an award for Worst Roleplayer I would win by a landslide. I know I’ve said this before, but if anyone would like to begin plotting or potentially continue a dropped thread, please IM or inbox me! I would love some new things along with the older ones. I’ll have more time now that the semester is winding down. ) 

[cxnderwxnch-blog]

                                              ‘ WHO IS SHE? ’

                                      ⚜  about  ⚜  rules  ⚜  universes ⚜

[ofchiivalry]

Fellow roleplayer appreciation time: it's time to tell some of your favorite blogs that you acknowledge, and appreciate their work; let them know that you love them. Spread the love to 10 of your favorite blogs, and if you don't have 10, then just spread it to the next 10 on your dash!

( This is the sweetest message and I apologize for taking so long to respond to it! It’s important to spread such lovely positivity and keep the bonds between roleplayers strong. Thank you so much for this! ) 

[ofchiivalry]

( Work now lovies! I will get to all of the things in my inbox and the starters I owe when I get home tonight! ) 

[ofchiivalry]

Honeymoon sentence starters

"There's nobody for you but me."

"We make the rules."

"We both know the history of violence that surrounds you."

"Putting on my music while I’m watching the boys."

"I’ve been sent to destroy."

"I know what only the girls know."

"Nothing gold can stay."

"It's all a game to me anyway."

"I don't matter to anyone."

"I lost myself when I lost you."

"I still get trashed, darling, when I hear your tunes."

"I won't change you for anything."

"I feel free when I see no one and nobody knows my name." "I've got nothing much to live for."

"Look at you, looking at me."

"Loving you is hard, being here is harder."

"I can't survive if this is all that's real."

"The truth is I never bought into your bullshit."

"All I wanna do is get high by the beach."

"You could be a bad motherfucker, but that don't make you a man."

"Now you're just another one of my problems."

"Come to California."

"Be a freak like me, too."

"We could slow dance to rock music, kiss while we do it."

"If you stay, I'll stay."

"You're not mean, you just want to be seen."

"A little party never hurt no one, so we stay out late."

"You want in, but you just can't win."

"You're crazy all the time."

"We were born to be free."

"It never was about the money or the drugs."

"You're my religion."

"Everything looks better from above, my king."

"All the lights are sparkling for you."

"I've been waiting for you all this time."

"I adore you, can't you see, you're meant for me?"

"Summer's hot, but I've been cold without you."

"Got my blue nail polish on; it's my favorite color and my favorite tone of song."

"I don't really wanna break up."

"It's not easy for me to talk about."

"Looking for love in all the wrong places."

"Carry me home, don't wanna talk about the things to come."

"Now that he's gone, I can't feel nothing."

"I got you where I want you."

"It's not one of those phases I'm going through."

"I'm on my own again."

"Be careful of the company you keep."

"Give me your diamonds."

"You're hard to reach, you're cold to touch."

"Why work so hard when you could just be free?"

"You got your moment now, you got your legacy."

"I will never sing again."

"You've been gone so long, you missed everything."

"Baby, you understand me now?"

"Don't you know, no one alive can always be an angel?"

"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good."

"Please don't let me be misunderstood."

"I never meant to take it out on all you."

"Don't you know I have faults like anyone?"

[objectivelyhot-a]

Into The Woods sentence meme

“I wish.”

“Careful the things you say.”

“Don’t you know what’s out there in the world?”

“Someone has to shield you from the world.”

“Stay a child while you can be a child.”

“Stay at home. I am home.”

“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.”

“Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.”

“I want a friend. And a pet.”

“The prettier the flower, the farther from the path.”

“Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched.”

“You’re so nice. You’re not good; you’re not bad; you’re just nice.”

“No, you are not to come.”

“Will you please go home!”

“I can capture my own damsel, thank you.”

“The harder to get, the better to have.”

“Dwarves are very upsetting.”

“What I want most of all is to know what I want.”

“Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor.”

“What’s the good of being good when everyone else is blind, and you’re always left behind?”

“Everyone tells tiny lies.”

“Nice is different than good.”

“Agony! Far more painful than yours!”

“I’m no longer a child!”

“Anything can happen in the woods.”

“May I kiss you?”

“I’m in the wrong story!”

“Best to take the moment present as a present from the woods.”

“But if life were only moments, then you’d never know you had one.”

“I’m not good. I’m not nice. I’m just right.”

“The farther you run, the more you feel un-defined.”

“Someone is on your side.”

“I need your shoe to have a child!”

“Sorry, I only tell the story. I’m not a part of it.”

“If it were up to you, a decision would never have been made.”

“Because of the way you treated me, I’ll never, never be happy!”

“I was just trying to be a good mother.”

“You look just like the princess… only dirty.”

“Stop asking me questions I can’t answer!”

“My love, why so cold?”

“Why, if you loved me, would you have strayed?”

“I am only human.”

“Leave? But I do love you.”

“I shall always love the maiden that ran away.”

“Is that what you really wish?”

“Stay with me.”

“Who out there could love you more than I?”

[yixihuan-blog]

[charmingapprentice]

You will be king soon. A prince is not free to follow his heart.

[ofchiivalry]

Wedding Starter Sentences

“I hate weddings,”

“Why is it necessary to put a ring on it of you’re already happy?”

“Do you think it looks nice?”

“Ugh! She’s turning in to bridezilla!”

“I know I’m your best friend, and I never wanted to say this, ever—but I cannot stand him/her.”

“I caught the bouquet, do you know what that means?”

“I’m in love with the bride/groom.”

“I’m getting married tomorrow! It’s too late for us!”

“You’re getting married tomorrow! It’s too late for us!”

“I always thought it would be you standing next to me at the alter..”

“Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”

"You're not supposed to see me before the ceremony!"

"Are you sure you wanna spend the rest of your life with this?"

"This is my wedding and I'm going to run it how I want!"

"Mind if I cut in?"

"Last change to change your mind.."

"I don't know if I can do this.."

"Leave him/her! You can't go through with it!"

"Stop the wedding!"

"I object!"

"She/he's asking me to stand at her/his side while she/he marries someone who.. isn't me."

"I lost the ring."

"I have a confession to make."

"I'd like to make a toast."

[gentillesse-blog]

[gentillesse-blog]

     ❝Beautiful was too cheap a word.  She was an image. A revelation. Fragile. INVINCIBLE. An orchid. A silver antenna. Electricity. She was a fairy, she was a firefly, a silkworm, an imp, a demon, a goddess. A brown-eyed, gold-haired girl from another world, another planet, from the moon just above their heads.❞

[ofchiivalry]

shippy angst starters.

"You're an idiot if you thought I cared about you."

"You took advantage of my feelings for you."

"Fuck you, fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend and fuck everything about you!"

"I'm in love with you and I'm sick of having to hide it."

"You were supposed to be different."

"You were the one, I can't just move on!"

"I loved you, and just because we broke up doesn't mean I can turn it off."

"I love you too much and you don't love me at all..."

"I would've done anything for you..."

"You left me. You don't get to come back."

"I want you to hurt like I do."

"That's it? You're just giving up on me?"

"I never thought we'd end like this."

"It's such a shame to let you walk away."

"Love isn't a three-way street!"

"Is this goodbye?"

"I would have followed you anywhere. "

"Do I even matter to you?!"

"My back has turned on you."

"I should have known you'd break my heart."

"You're gone and I'm haunted and I bet you are just fine!"

"Goodbye, my almost lover."

"It's over."

"I can't do this anymore."

"I'm leaving you."

"I'm done crying over you."

"I have to let you go."

"You said you loved me..."

"I LOVED you. Past tense."

"I don't believe in love."

"I never loved you."

"I hate you."

[ofchiivalry]

the 100 ways to say 'i love you' teen wolf edition

1. "A key to your house, already?"

2. "I am the one keeping you alive, okay?"

3. "If you die, I will literally go out of my freaking mind."

4. "She is my best friend."

5. "Not all monsters do monstrous things."

6. "You electrified the windows?"

7. "You are the hottest girl."

8. "I would never leave without you."

9. "Dance with me, dumbass."

10. "You can do it."

11. "Am I going to regret this?"

12. "When I kissed you, you held your breath."

13. "You remembered my name."

14. "You are the hot girl."

15. "You were just trying to kiss me."

16. "After everything we've been through, I believe you."

17. "Because I trust you."

18. "I need you."

19. "I knew you liked me."

20. "You are coming back, right?"

21. "I'd like to help you figure it out."

22. "I think you look beautiful."

23. "What do you want me to do?"

24. "You are showing me plenty right now."

25. "It's progress."

26. "I heard you almost got killed."

27. "Why is your heart beating so fast?"

28. "Stay behind me and stay quiet."

29. "Did you find her?"

30. "I don't want you to sleep in the chair."

31. "It didn't matter to me."

32. "I don't want you to be normal, I want you to be alive."

33. "Wait here."

34. "You did not just say that."

35. "Do the right-side brakes on your dad's SUV squeak a little bit?"

36. "She stays."

37. "Stay behind me and stay quiet."

38. "Just tell me how to fix this, alright?"

39. "I will come with you."

40. "Is she okay?"

41. "Just focus on the sound of my voice, alright?"

42. "If you got something else in mind, I am okay with that too."

43. "I am not going anywhere."

44. "Part of you is doing something."

45. "Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit."

46. "You're not nervous, are you?"

47. "There's no such thing as fate."

48. "I think you mean..."

49. "Be the Alpha."

50. "Are we still milking that?"

51. "What did you tell her?"

52. "Why do you want to know?"

53. "You wanna play Catwoman, I'll be your Batman."

54. "Can you get me out of here before I drown?"

55. "I won't judge, I promise."

56. "They tip toe."

57. "You know, I put those pants on you."

58. "He can't be dead."

59. "So is that hypothetical situation we talked about getting any less hypothetical?"

60. "Close your eyes."

61. "You want to leave so we can figure it out?"

62. "I'll be your Yoda."

63. "What's this look on your face?"

64. "You're the one who always figures it out."

65. "Can't you trust me just this once?"

66. "You're getting an idea, aren't you?"

67. "What were you thinking going after them?"

68. "I can see it on your face."

69. "I am frustrated."

70. "That's because it doesn't hurt."

71. "Don't be such a sour wolf."

72. "We need help."

73. "I can take care of myself."

74. "Do you still?"

75. "I figured you shouldn't be alone."

76. "I couldn't let that be the last memory you had of her."

77. "Why'd you help me?"

78. "She still is."

79. "Not all of us are."

80. "I wanna paint your body."

81. "I think you could definitely take him."

82. "So what are you gonna do?"

83. "I did ask her out once."

84. "If anything happens, find me."

85. "I am not watching The Notebook again."

86. "We are not leaving without her."

87. "What am I, a nun?"

88. "I am just looking at your eyes."

89. "I really hope you are."

90. "I love your smile."

91. "I only had one friend and she's dead too."

92. "Look at me."

93. "Good thing I had my period last week then."

94. "I hate you."

95. "Who are you?"

96. "I am not leaving, okay?"

97. "You are my brother."

98. "I am here to save my best friend."

99. "Why did you do that?"

and...

100. "Because I love you."

[you-make-me-wander]

RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

[ironsuitings-archive]

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”  “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”  “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”  “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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[musingmemes]

   jealous / possessive  meme

“ you’re mine. you hear me? ”

“ were you with him/her? ” 

“ why is she/he calling you? ”

“ do they know we’re together? ”

“ were you with him/her? ”

“ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”

“ did she/he make a pass at you? ”

“ i know you were with her/him ”

“ you belong to me ”

“ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”

“ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”

“im NOT jealous ”

“ i thought you only had eyes for me ”

“ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”

“ you’re too good for her/him  ”

“is there someone else?”

“ you were flirting with them ”

“ they were flirting with you ”

“ i don’t want you talking to them again ”

“ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”

“ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”

“ tell me i have nothing to worry about ”

[ofchiivalry]

( Off to work, lovelies! Please send me things to respond to when I come home later! )