[ofcihazpancakemix]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[erogape-deactivated20250604]

What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

[sidewalkotto]

@setheverman i drew this instead of sleeping, please be proud of me

[setheverman]

i am proud of you

[thebootydiaries]

her: come over

me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap

her: my parents aren't home

me: he is ASLEEP

[ahellakawaiigirl-blog]

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

[chefpyro]

*uses a fork to make lines in my food* hehe yea plowing the field

[chefpyro]

yyyEAHHH

[dysonairbladefan1992]

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

[itsagifnotagif]

Axe Murderer: Time to die

Me: *sobbing* Why are you doing this

Axe Murderer: Cause you be on that phone

My Mama: I TOLD YOU

[patrik-star]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[deadgirldying-blog]

types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home

[bootykage-deactivated20140211]

What Do This Mean .

[deadgirldying-blog]

i can’t explain my poetry often.

[bootykage-deactivated20140211]

aight

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]

[slimetony]

I really hope I don’t have an epic fail today

[doomy]

me as a brain surgeon

[weloveshortvideos]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

was she teleported there

[gathermyspirits]

the silent little what the fuck at the end is me

[arthetic]

Allison Wade, Break-Up Texts

[easternmediterranean]

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

[eliyora]

This speaks to me on multiple levels~

[tuf-luv]

There’s still good

[higgzorz]

the walking dad

[m86-deactivated20171116]

where’s he going

[higgzorz]

hardware store

[swolizard]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

wow…..soulja boy tell em

[onlyblackgirl]

It’s true and he should say it.