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Every day I am haunted by the fact that Jupiter Ascending was not based off of a million word space opera fantasy book series and that I cannot go to the library and take out like six door-stopper sized volumes of sheer unhinged gendervibes-y space werewolf bee queen batshittery where every new freudian space eugenicist villain talks like he's trying to eat the scenery's pussy out harder than the last guy. 😔
Write the story you want to see in the world, my friend. I’ll be(e) there to read it.
ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds
I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study
after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines
et voila
and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)
and now, the birds
Birds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceus
Bird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratorius
hoo boy, ok *out of breath*
GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!
this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to render
speaking of obnoxious coverts:
bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata
the friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it
Madam....
birds 6 and 7: American Goldfinch, Spinus tristis, male and female
pleasantly simple to paint! next is the flickerrrrr
*melts into goo*
BIRD NUMBER 8, (yellow shafted) NORTHERN FLICKERRRRR, Colaptes auratus
genuinely made me start questioning my sanity around day 3, it's half the size the of the goose, WHY did it take me 4 days to finish??
nothing but pain and suffering, i'm sure hope the next bird will be much easier and with FAR less barring :)
in other news, I am losing my mind hairline
SHE'S DONE!!
Bird number 9: Red-tailed hawk, Buteo jamaicensis
my chains are broken i am FREE. although i did have a great deal of fun with this, the barring on the wings itself took me like four days and i am READY to move on
this was a week and a half of continuous work so please excuse me for getting a little emotional in the bg 🙏
*does a little jig*
BIRD NUMBER 10!!! The Male Mallard Duck, Anas platyrhynchos
the male and female ones are gonna be posted separately bc they're taking a lot longer lol but yea! super happy i was able to capture the iridescent green of the head, i found metallic green and blue paint at a craft store that really made his head POP. it looks better in person i promise
ALSO!! As this is the 10th one, BIG announcement. The end is in sight!!!!! I plan to finish within the next 3 weeks and there will be a small dedication ceremony/ unveiling happening at the library to commemorate its completion on the 16th of May. If you live in the Western New York region and want to check it out for yourself shoot me a dm!
Also thank you everyone for your kind words and support throughout this whole process, it's been a genuine treat thinking there are potentially thousands of you out there cheering me on while I paint this 🥹
aaaand another one bites the duck,
we're movin right along with bird numero 11!! The lady Mallard!! Anas platyrhyncos
the 16th is looming in the distance so i'm trying to get thru these as quickly as i can so i can have as much time for the GBH as possible. i still need to do the names next to all of them so i've got about a week and a half to finish everything which is GREAT because i have adhd and nothing gets my ass in gear like a fuckin deadline, let me tell you
power couple that they are, here's bird number 12 and 13,
the Northern Cardinals, Cardinalis cardinalis
and NOW that they are complete, ITS GO TIME, in the next five days (library's closed for mother's day 😭😭) i need to have the GBH fully rendered, the names of the birds vectored, weeded, masked, applied to the wall, and then painted, plus additional cattails throughout. I may be able to get away with just getting the GBH done in time for the unveiling and then just have the names and cattails added later, but i'm gonna really try to get it all done in time. BUT, i have a plan. Part of why i take so long on these is because i really am just figuring it out as I do it lmao. there have been many a time where i am sitting on top of the ladder googling "how to paint birds" but I think if i take the time tomorro to do all that figuring out how to approach it beforehand, this will go a lot faster. I may also recruit some of my artist friends to help with the placing of the names... hrmm we'll see.
Anyways, shout out to the librarian who tracked down exactly the thing i needed so i could figure out where to place the highlights in my birds eyes, ur the real mvp
thanks for the reminder, kid
at long last, we've reached the end...
Bird number 14 out of 14,
The Great blue heron, Ardea herodius
thank you to everyone who reached out or got excited about this project, it genuinely gave me the fuel i needed to keep going. In total, the 480+ total hrs it took me to cover this wall pales in comparison to how long its expected to spend on there, hopefully imparting a sense of beauty and love for the natural world to the next generation and here's hoping i'm only getting started with these.
i'll see y'all soon :')
May your 25th of May be glorious! Here's to Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard Boiled Egg.
Not to post about The Mummy (1999) in 2026, but I mean if I am gonna then it's going to be on tumblr now isn't it?
Anyway do you think the writers realized that their sequel retcon of making Evie the reincarnation of the skeevy pharaoh's daughter in an effort to up the villainy factor of Imhotep and Ankh Su Namun also implies that it's, uh, pretty likely that Evie's past incarnation is the reason Imhotep became an apocalyptic undead horror in the first place?
I don't even mean that she's the reason the medjai probably knew that more people than just Ankh Su Namun murdered the pharaoh, though there is that, but like... the reason Imhotep become the titular Mummy and not just a very dead high priest, is because the ancient medjai executed him by sealing him alive inside a sarcophagus with flesh-eating scarabs and doing (presumably) a bunch of other stuff to ensure that he would be locked in eternal agony, which as a side-effect also guaranteed that if he ever got out he'd be... y'know. Still occupying his corpse and able to muster up high level dark magic and create sand storms and shit?
The first movie keeps it fairly ambiguous as to who gave the order for Imhotep to get the Curséd Revenant spa special, but like, it probably wasn't actually the medjai themselves who just up and chose it. They knew what it entailed and that it would mean that countless generations of them would have to guard this one tomb to make sure no one ever let Imhotep out, which just sounds impractical, to be honest. Especially when there are many other ways to fuck Imhotep's afterlife over and just be rid of him, even with torturing him a lot before he actually dies. This is Egyptian mythology (loosely), just deleting the sonofabitch would be an option. They could even still bury him alive if they want!
However, 'torture him for all eternity' does sound like the kind of shortsighted sentence that someone who really cared about the murdered pharaoh might ask for. Especially someone who might, additionally, feel some degree of guilt (perhaps for losing the deciding match on who would bodyguard their dad to one of his future murderers?) and be lashing out without much foresight to the whole "btw if we can't successfully guard this one tomb forever then we're all fucked" loophole. Like a rich person with a very skewed concept of scale and the practical requirements of tomb-guarding, for instance.
So yeah I think Nefertiri is the one who had the medjai curse Imhotep, which is the reason Imhotep becomes a Problem later, and also the reason why Evie is the one who has to release him (accidentally) and then resolve the issue (on purpose) and why Nefertiri got locked into a reincarnation cycle instead of just moving on to her own afterlife too. The ancient Egyptian gods were like, yeah nah, and yeeted her back to the world to live out countless lives until Imhotep's soul was either pacified or destroyed.
But also I'm pretty sure that layer of storytelling wasn't intentional. Whoops.
let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of
"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them
THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW
okay I'm thinking about this
not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.
like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.
and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???
Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters
Bro's fucked.
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at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"
it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.
*CAckles*
I want you to know that I heard that deadass in his exact voice pitch-perfectly.
who the fuck do all these monkeys belong to? they're wrecking my circus. make them go away.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars Chronological Order
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Note: S7 E09 - S7 E12 take place at the same time as Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
22 BBY:
S2 E16 Cat and Mouse
S1 E16 The Hidden Enemy
MOVIE Star Wars: The Clone Wars
S3 E01 Clone Cadets
S3 E03 Supply Lines
S1 E01 Ambush
S1 E02 Rising Malevolence
S1 E 03 Shadow of Malevolence
S1 E04 Destroy Malevolence
S1 E05 Rookies
S1 E06 Downfall of a Droid
S1 E07 Duel of the Droids
S1 E08 Bombad Jedi
21 BBY:
S1 E09 Cloak of Darkness
S1 E10 Lair of Grievous
S1 E11 Dooku Captured
S1 E12 The Gungan General
S1 E13 Jedi Crash
S1 E14 Defenders of Peace
S1 E15 Trespass
S1 E17 Blue Shadow Virus
S1 E18 Mystery of the Thousand Moons
S1 E19 Storm over Ryloth
S1 E20 Innocents of Ryloth
S1 E21 Liberty on Ryloth
S2 E01 Holocron Heist
S2 E02 Cargo of Doom
S2 E03 Children of the Force
S2 E17 Bounty Hunters
S2 E18 The Zilo Beast
S2 E19 The Zilo Beast Strikes Back
S2 E04 Senate Spy
S2 E05 Landing at Point Rain
S2 E06 Weapons Factory
S2 E07 Legacy of Terror
S2 E08 Brain Invaders
S2 E09 Grievous Intrigue
S2 E10 The Deserter
S2 E11 Lightsaber Lost
S2 E12 The Mandalore Plot
S2 E13 Voyage of Temptation
S2 E14 Duchess of Mandalore
S2 E20 Death Trap
S2 E21 R2 Come Home
S2 E22 Lethal Trackdown
S3 E05 Corruption
S3 E06 The Academy
S3 E07 Assassin
S3 E02 ARC Troopers
S3 E04 Sphere of Influence
S3 E08 Evil Plans
S1 E22 Hostage Crisis
S3 E09 Hunt for Ziro
S3 E10 Heroes on Both Sides
20 BBY:
S3 E11 Pursuit of Peace
S2 E15 Senate Murders
S2 E12 Nightsisters
S3 E13 Monster
S3 E14 Witches of the Mist
S3 E15 Overlords
S3 E16 Altar of Mortis
S3 E17 Ghosts of Mortis
S3 E18 The Citadel
S3 E19 Counterattack
S3 E20 Citadel Rescue
S3 E21 Padawan Lost
S3 E22 Wookiee Hunt
S4 E01 Water War
S4 E02 Gungan Attack
S4 E03 Prisoners
S4 E04 Shadow Warrior
S4 E05 Mercy Mission
S4 E06 Nomad Droids
S4 E07 Darkness on Umbara
S4 E08 The General
S4 E09 Plan of Dissent
S4 E10 Carnage of Krell
S4 E11 Kidnapped
S4 E12 Slaves of the Republic
S4 E13 Escape from Kadavo
S4 E14 A Friend in Need
S4 E15 Deception
S4 E16 Friends and Enemies
S4 E17 The Box
S4 E18 Crisis on Naboo
S4 E19 Massacre
S4 E20 Bounty
S4 E21 Brothers
S4 E22 Revenge
19 BBY:
S5 E02 A War on Two Fronts
S5 E03 Front Runners
S5 E04 The Soft War
S5 E05 Tipping Points
S5 E06 The Gathering
S5 E07 A Test of Strength
S5 E08 Bound for Rescue
S5 E09 A Necessary Bond
S5 E10 Secret Weapons
S5 E11 A Sunny Day in the Void
S5 E12 Missing in Action
S5 E13 Point of No Return
S5 E01 Revival
S5 E14 Eminence
S5 E15 Shades of Reason
S5 E16 The Lawless
S5 E17 Sabotage
S5 E18 The Jedi Who Knew Too Much
S5 E19 To Catch a Jedi
S5 E20 The Wrong Jedi
S6 E01 The Unknown
S6 E02 Conspiracy
S6 E03 Fugitive
S6 E04 Orders
S6 E05 An Old Friend
S6 E06 The Rise of Clovis
S6 E07 Crisis at the Heart
S6 E08 The Disappeared: Part 1
S6 E09 The Disappeared: Part 2
S6 E10 The Lost One
S6 E11 Voices
S6 E12 Destiny
S6 E13 Sacrifice
S7 E05 Gone with a Trace
S7 E06 Deal No Deal
S7 E07 Dangerous Debt
S7 E08 Together Again
S7 E01 The Bad Batch
S7 E02 A Distant Echo
S7 E03 On the Wings of Keeradaks
S7 E04 Unfinished Business
19 BBY (Concurrent with Episode III: Revenge of the Sith):
S7 E09 Old Friends Not Forgotten
S7 E10 The Phantom Apprentice
S7 E11 Shattered
S7 E12 Victory and Death
Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.
i need less "happy, fluffy cinnamon roll" luke skywalker and more "raised in the ass-end of nowhere with spiders 4ft across who used to shoot rats the size of saint bernards for fun, who at 19 killed one million people in a single shot and just happens to be really optimistic for a guy who is a guerilla fighter and a space revolutionary"
let me take you on a little journey:
luke skywalker is public enemy number one, with a bounty on his head that's astronomical, who took down the deadliest weapon the galaxy's ever seen in a single shot he fired on gut instinct listening to the advice of a ghost with his eyes closed. in one shot he took the rebellion from a sprawling network of small resistances to engaging in all-out war with the empire. he wears the lightsaber and the last name of a murdered jedi traitor, uses a banned weapon and believes in a banned religion and accompanying psychic powers that children are either slaughtered or indoctrinated into a cult for having. yesterday he'd never flown in space before and a day later he's the commander of a squadron, and he flies like a natural.
in the span of a few days after the death star is blown to smithereens, taking out a massive portion of the empire's top brass, the scariest guy in the empire - seven feet of murder and death where if he steps on a battlefield the only advice anyone can give you is run and pray he doesn't find you - calls on a moratorium of Hunting The Pilot Who Destroyed The Death Star. the scariest motherfucker in town decides that he wants luke skywalker's head on a pike, and bans anyone else from getting it. in the span of a week it looks like luke skywalker made a mortal enemy in the cyborg that hell spat out because he was too evil to contain.
and it's THAT guy who earnestly thinks this scrappy little rebellion's got a shot. it's that, this immensely weird motherfucker from seemingly nowhere, that tells you, genuinely, with his own mouth, "we can do it if we help each other and never give up :)" and he sounds like an inspirational poster on the wall of the guidance counselor's office. but you watch him wave the antique weapon the empire wants to pack him off to a firing squad for having, and you're like, well, if this guy can believe it, maybe anyone can.
“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there
i cannot emphasise enough that there is exactly sixty seconds between him saying this and him getting knocked fully unconscious. by a sith lord.
(Really Late) Happy New Year!
One of the goals I set for 2023 was to do more studies and practices in various areas where I felt that my art was weak, sooo I drew these trying to improve structure and stylization and I’m satisfied with the result but there’s still a long way to go!
Obi-Wan's shit eating smirk is EVERYTHING.
Every second of Obi-Wan's life from the beginning of time to after his death has been shaped and influenced by the Force. He's seen things some of the greatest Jedi Masters in history - some Sith Lords - couldn't conceive of. He's stood on a planet that was the Force, he's trained the son of the Force and embodiment of the Force's destiny, he's currently staring right at the grandson of the Force. He's spent years in hiding because his only hope was Luke's destiny, and now that destiny is in motion, proving his hope wasn't vain. He can feel the hum of every life in the universe on his skin, in his mind, in his heart. He can touch the fabric of the universe and has been doing it practically daily since he was a toddler. He has lost EVERYTHING and EVERYONE to the gigantic cosmic clash of the agents of light and darkness and yet he's still fighting because he knows the Force so well that he's sustained by the knowledge that good will prevail.
AND THIS GALACTIC IDIOT
WHOSE WOOKIE BFF WAS FRIENDS WITH YODA
WHO IS TRANSPORTING GENERAL OBI-WAN KENOBI AND THE SON OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER TO MEET WITH LEIA ORGANA
IN THE MOST FATED ENCOUNTER OF THEIR TIMES SINCE OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN'S
IS TELLING LUKE SKYWALKER
IN FRONT OF OBI-WAN KENOBI
THAT THE FORCE IS HOGWASH
Obi-Wan is DYING this is the most fun he's had since the early days of the Clone Wars the trip was worth it for this moment alone
Someone help him
"I'm not really into dykes, no," Blake says, still frowning heavily,
blake, they literally stop the netherlands from flooding. you should have more respect.
You're saying I'm not a woman and I'm gay and I'm one of the men, not one of the girls. The men are gonna be pissed at you for intruding, the women are gonna be pissed at you for leaving them, and you're not gay so you don't even get the...whatever lesbians do instead of sex." Miranda smiles. One thing at a time. Can't get distracted by that last bit.
I can! fuck does that even mean?! genuinely! whatever lesbians do instead of sex? this is reminding me of the kaiserreich
Ah, see, the problem you're running into here is that you don't understand that Blake Whitaker, Gender Studies PhD, is simply working on a more advanced understanding of this stuff that you or I. She understands that there are actually five genders, not two.
These are: [Man], [Woman], [Gun], [Victim] and [Hero].
Men are the best gender to be; they're strong and society respects them and they provide for their families and all that stuff. Being a man is a very good thing to be, as long as you do manhood right and don't forfeit it by acting gay or effeminate like you're trying to be a woman instead. Proper manhood is very easy to lose, which makes sense, because it's valuable and gets the most benefits of any sex, so of course you need to put a lot of work into maintaining it. Men are somewhat innately dangerous, because they're strong and one of their roles is to discipline their family if any of them break the rules, but a proper man is meant to use that strength primarily to protect and provide.
Womanhood is, similarly to manhood, both a privilege that can be lost and also a positive ideal to aspire to that is rewarding if you can live up to it. Being recognised as a woman and performing femininity correctly - that is to say, not trying to be a mannish dyke who wears trousers and plays baseball and hangs out with the boys - is fulfilling, even if women are weaker than men and need to be protected. Women are nurturers and carers who support their families and look pretty and beautiful. Blake has a lot of complicated feelings about the fact that she herself isn't a very good woman - she's performing the role as best she can, but she's not very pretty or good at caring for people. Still, she's trying, which makes her better than women who could be doing womanhood right but are choosing not to.
Guns hurt people. That's their entire and only function. A gun is a weapon that shoots projectiles out of a barrel that have no purpose except to cause pain, injury or death, and anything that fits that definition is a gun - memorise that, because it's very foundational to Blake's thinking. This is a fairly expansive definition - a mouth can be a barrel and words can be projectiles, if someone is determined enough to be a gun. Anyone can become a gun if they get their hands on one and are willing to hurt people, which is why America is the strongest country in the world, because they let anyone have guns as part of the Constitution. Guns are the strongest gender, even more so than men, but the only purpose they can put that strength towards is harm. Sometimes that can be a good thing, depending on the target of that harm, but guns are always dangerous and someone always suffers. All penises are guns, which means all men are at minimum gun-adjacent and sex is always an act of painful assault in which someone gets violently penetrated. Women put up with it because they have to in order to have babies. People who claim to enjoy it are lying or freaks. Nobody likes getting shot. If a gun/penis isn't involved, it's not sex, because sex is always a violent, distressing act of assault. Whatever lesbians do isn't sex, unless they go out and get a gun involved somehow, in which case one of them is assaulting the other.
Victims are the worst gender to be. Victims are targets. Victims are prey. Anyone's allowed to hurt a victim and it's their job and societal role to just take it and suffer for their bad choices, unless and until they turn themselves into a gun and hurt other people instead. Victimhood is always either inflicted or deserved; either a gun has inflicted victimhood on you through violence or you have broken the rules in some way and made yourself a victim, in which case it's your fault. It's dangerously easy to do this - performing manhood or womanhood wrong, for instance, means you're failing to live up to your assigned role on purpose and thereby making yourself a victim of society, so any negative reactions to you are deserved and you can't complain about them. Gay men who bottom are victims by definition because they deliberately go out trying to get shot, and women are always victim-adjacent just like men are gun-adjacent, because it's their job as decreed by God (as deserved punishment for Eve's original sin) to perpetuate the human species by letting men have sex with them and then having babies. Some liberal enclaves claim that they're accepting and open-minded and nobody is a victim there, but they're a) deluded, because the whole community will be victimised by the first gun that shows up because they won't be able to defend themselves, and b) probably lying to lure people in when there are actually guns abusing victims behind closed doors like normal.
(As an aside, Blake also considers education to be inherently abusive, which makes teaching into an act of gun violence. "We won't hurt you," say the liars who think that school and therapy and socialization are good things to force people to do and anyone who says no is labeled insane and locked up and tortured until they surrender. She will not be acknowledging that perhaps stabbing someone with a pen and then fleeing into traffic because she didn't want to put on a sweater might have been the sort of thing you need to get a professional to help with. Stop asking.)
Heroes are the hardest gender to be. It's a better experience to be a man, because they get more privileges and benefits, but heroism is the morally best one, standing at the third point of a triangle defined by Gun and Victim. Heroes are sexless beings who protect others and do good in the name of God, earning their place in Heaven. It's a gender that involves almost as much suffering as a victim, you're just doing it to save others; an act of martyrdom rather than a punishment. Jesus was the archetypal hero, who defined the gender by saving everyone. Heroes always run the risk of falling to gunhood, because heroism has to include violence and hurting people or they're completely ineffectual (and thus save nobody, and thus aren't heroic). You can't entirely give up your birth gender to just be a hero, even if you really want to, but it's okay to give up parts of being a man or woman, like the requirement to have babies, in order to better devote yourself to God like a priest or a nun does.
This is all pretty obvious stuff, honestly; it's self-evident to anyone who looks around and pays attention. You shouldn't even really need to ask, but Blake is a hero now, so she's generously explained it all for you and now you understand your role and the basic stuff about how the world works that kids should have learned by, like, ten. Unfortunately, Blake doesn't understand that she understands this, so her explanation only used the words "man" and "woman" even when she was talking about guns, victims, heroes or some combination thereof, thereby making her sound extremely confusing, self-contradictory and borderline insane. She will expect you to work it out and understand her anyway and will not be clarifying further.
If you have any further questions, she'll kind of glare at you from under her fringe while eating chicken nuggets and snap something about "how stupid do you have to be not to understand something as basic as that", but then she'll explain, because you're obviously just struggling with the basic facts of life, so feel free to ask and I'll relay her answers.
I hope that helps!
i mean, it is technically eminently understandable.
my only question though, is: what does this have to do with the netherlands?
#if the answer is 'well of course the netherlands is a fake country for queers' im gonna cry
No, don't be silly. Of course the Netherlands is a real country. It's also European, which means it's probably a liberal nation full of victims whose government took all their guns away so they couldn't protect themselves from police abuse and government overreach - this being the only reason any government would take people's guns away - and which is also (though it's doubtful Blake knows enough about Europe to know this) basically just waiting for Leviathan to come and sink them for being an easy target, since if you have a vulnerability that other people know about you have to assume it's going to be attacked.
They also have high rates of education, so part of why they wanted to take everyone's guns away was so they could torture kids better; god, Blake logic swings from being funny to bleak on a dime even when you're doing it as a bit.
I know Anakin's desilusions of grandiosity are the talk of the town, but something something Padmé dehumanization of herself as a result of so much survivor trauma and so many close death calls. She's the senator with the highest murder attempts on her, she gets assesination attempts weekly and brushes them off, and she keeps chasing for justice to the point of collition, she sees people dying around her all the time but she keeps on living and living, at some point she's flirting with death as much as Anakin does in the battlefield. And something something, Anakin, ironically, in his extreme trauma and fear of death taking the people he loves, being the only one to say "You're a person, and your name is Padmé, not queen nor senator, and you're as fragile as any other live being" Something something the irony that person that most adored her being also the one who saw her as a person Something something Anakin commiting atrocities not for a goddess, no for a politician no for royalty, for a person. Something something how contrarian it is, that Anakin sees himself as a weapon, and Padmé's extreme guilt becoming what seems like superiority.
And particularly here in this comic something something how easily Anakin can walk through that storm Padme has created, how easily he can enter into her headspace and she doesn't flinch, doesn't blink, she isn't even surprised because she expects him and he's the only one that knows and can reach her like this, they're just having a conversation, something something.
Something.
I swear this was the end of me, so idc if i'm rambling, this comic kept me up awake for more than one day, because the power would go out every single time i sat to work on it, damnit
i need to sleep asap, and eat, eating first probably
[tip jar!]
I will die on the hill that to understand Anidala you have to accept that Padme saw the red flags clear as day and went for it anyway. Why? Because Anakin was honest with her. Because Anakin, for all his idolising and putting her on a pedestal, still saw and treated her as a human being, even argued against her at times without fear or without hiding behind clever words. Because Anakin made her feel the youth that was taken from her at a young age. She was captured by the boyish charm and the awkwardness and the blunt honesty, and so when he came to her with a billion red flags, she went for it anyway. He was a breath of fresh air to her.
To understand Anidala you must understand they are 100% freak4freak. They are both children who grew up too fast and are now in a secret relationship giggling like teenagers in their twenties. This is vital to them. Padme is not a flawless character or an idea of perfection, on the contrary she is a very human character who was put in charge of her people at fourteen, something that had a lasting impact on her, and so she is choosing her childhood joy and a fairytale romance over the red flags her husband is waving. She is the OG ‘I can fix him’ mentality. No one is doing it like her.
‘The red flags are mass murder’ and the point still stands.
Rumi's Asymmetry
Soooooo, I noticed a small nice detail in most of Rumi's stage outfits (not her casual ones). As I mention here, Rumi's "golden" costume is characterized by an asymmetrical shoulder pad:
Well, it turns out this shoulder asymmetry is a recurring visual motif for her. We find it in both...
her default costume:
Rumi's yellow jacket has spikes on her left shoulder.
and her hunter uniform:
Rumi's black jacket has spikes, zips and tassels on the left side.
Why is that so?
Well, my interpretation/head-canon is that it symbolizes Rumi's duality as a half-hunter and a half-demon. After all, in both costumes she has spikes on her left side, which ends up looking more demonic in Rumi's darkest hour:
Even if to be fair it is her right arm, which is the most demonic-like :P
Moreover, this motif seems to come up often enough in concept art:
This seems like an early concept of the girls jumping down the plane. Rumi sports an asymmetrical top/asymmetrical gloves. So, her left side appears far more demonic than her right one.
This concept art has Rumi wear a green top with only one sleeve. This time it is her right arm which is covered. Two takes: 1- Green may be a color linked to "hiding", as Rumi wears it as a child and at the beginning of the Golden video; 2- Considering this one art and the previous one, I wonder if initially Rumi's marks were meant to cover only one side of her.
Here Rumi wears armor and spikes only on her left side. Once again, her mark seems reduced here compared to her canon appearance in the movie.
Interestingly, Rumi's "golden" outfit "switches sides", as there she wears a pad only on her right shoulder. Still, it may be an evolution of this concept art:
This seems to be an early concept of Rumi losing control of her demonic powers. We see her right side is better put together with her outfit intact and more golden decorations. Her left side is instead fully demonic with her eye gleaming, her hand having claws, her patterns spreading and her pants trashed. So, Rumi's canon golden outfit highlights this asymmetry. Her right sight is golden, while her left one stays in the shadows.
In short, they probably considered having Rumi's marks spread only on one side. If so, her outfits had to necessarily be asymmetric, so that she could cover her "demonic side". As the production went on, they changed this detail, but Rumi's asymmetrical outfits still symbolize her double nature: hunter and demon, human and monster, light and darkness.