a carefully hidden code

Indie Cipher Multimuse blog; sideblog to rebirthpyre

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@aura-reader

“According to my calculations, Lovrina...”

“-you’re a little bitch.”

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“Come on now, hurry, hurry. Our works can wait for no one. We’re almost done.”

“Well, well. Off to Alola we go! Can’t risk trouble from those Kahunas, now can we children?”

“Catchin’ Pokemon again? Great.”

“Well, jus’ you wait. We’ll find some’a the action in that place if they like it or not.”

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“Snattle is Smaddle.”

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alolanchampiondevin:

“…I swore I turned that damn thing off, how did it get turned back on?!”

“Then perhaps you ought to spend less time bothering me and more time on not embarrassing yourself.”

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M!A Ein is now a Magikarp, cannot evolve. Will be like this for one day.

While I really appreciate you thinking of this blog Nonnie, I’m gonna have to decline this. It’s really just going to get overshadowed by Wes’ m!a, especialy. Again though, thank you for thinking of this blog. It makes me happy.

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alolanchampiondevin:

“…I ask myself that question about you all the time”

“Devin don’t you have an intercom to silence? Surely you’re tired of people hearing the two of you fucking?”

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“I did not. Have sexual relations. With that ma-”

“Is.... is Master Nascour even human...? I don’t know how to end this.”

[mrsgrumpygills]

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rebirthpyre:

You know, I’m thinking of my Cipher muses and like. My own traits/interests are their greatest annoyances. Poor grammar (Ein), songs from musicals (Ava), extremely messy/untidy places (Ardos). Like. Man they’d fuckin’ hate me and it’s glorious. 

Now please imagine Wes exploiting all of these things. He fucking would lets be fair here.

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“Manectric, use Thunder.”

“fUCK-” You feel your sins crawling on your back just a second too late.

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And here's a Scizor here to mess with Ein by saying something in Morse code. Translate this, I dare you. ".-- .... --- -- ... - .----. -.. .----. ...- . .----. .-.. -.-- .----. -.-- .- .. -. - .----. -. - .----. . -.. .----. .. . ... .----. ... .----. -.-- .----. . ..."

Translation: WHOMST'D'VE'LY'YAINT'NT'ED'IES'S'Y'ES

“Did you know Crobat can learn Sunny Day, because I did. Make it so. Then it’s your turn Rhydon, use Fire Punch.”

“Ba-bat!”

“dON!”

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Suddenly Arceus comes down from above, several other legendaries by their side and the lord and creator of pokemon says only one thing before disappearing with his followers in a flash of light: "y'all'd've"

“I’d like to remind you all that I am an Atheist. That is not a God, but a Pokemon like any other. A shameful Pokemon at that.”

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“Starmie, Rain Dance. Manectric-” The Scientist pulls his sleeve up to reveal a Mega Bracelet, presses his pointer and middle fingers against the Keystone and causing the Manectric to Mega Evolve.

Now, the next person to approach me with such shameful grammar will take a Thunder from my Mega Manectric.” 

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Ein has a Coffee Mug with cute little Zubats printed on it and I wont be convinced otherwise. 

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*whispers quietly* y'all'd've

“Noivern, use Boomburst now.”

“Veeerr-”

"-rRRRRNNNN!”

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no-light-without-the-dark:

“Well, what a fucking nice greeting. To think I was just being fucking polite, walking down the hall and noticing you and all fucking that.” Hiro replied sarcastically. “You fucking let out your Noivern, I’ll fucking bring out my Gyarados. And I don’t think the fucking bosses here would be pleased if a fucking shadow mega and giant fucking bat trashed the place.” Hiro wasn’t even joking, he’d use his Gyarados to defend himself if needed. He wasn’t done just yet tormenting shades here.

“I see you still haven’t learned to act your age. How dreadfully unfortunate.” Well, he can’t just ignore the buffoon, picks up his coffee and spins around to face Hiro.

“Fine, I’ll humor you then. Tell me, how do you intend to stick around here with that attitude? You don’t have Ava to protect you anymore Haruhiro. You can’t expect to get away with this forever, do you?”

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no-light-without-the-dark:

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“Well fucking hel-lo bat boy. To think, I thought I was fucking done with you with the disbanding of Cipher. Man, one of the two fucking reasons I was almost thankful for Cipher fucking kicking the bucket, and then you have to be fucking here too.” Hiro sighed as he lounged in the doorway staring at Ein. 

Oh no. Not him again. As though Lovrina wasn’t enough...

“You have five seconds before I send out Noivern. Either give me a reason not to command it to use Boomburst-” Ein doesn’t bother turning, his focus is on a cluster of crystals which currently possess a light violet tinge; resembled a pale amethyst. “-or kindly leave me to my work.”