Captain Marvel

‘Higher, further, faster, baby.’ Carol Danvers. 35. Better known as Captain Marvel. Dependent blog for the Aftermath RPG

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superbxyclxne‌:

“Okay, that’s good,” he nodded, there weren’t a lot of prisoners coming their way, so this would be fast, especially because of his powers, and with her help too, she seemed to have powers, so would be even faster.

“I’m always ready,” it was the last thing he said, before the criminals got to them, so they had to start fighting. The first guy he punched, flew off the train, because of how hard the punch was.

.｡.:*☆ This time, carol was prepared, which meant she wouldn’t allow anyone to push her off the train anymore. Instead, she knocked the prisoners out while dodging their attacks with ease. 

“Tunnel!” She then had to yell, not knowing if Conner himself was already aware of that.

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legendaryquills‌:

For a moment, Peter perked up. She was willing to believe he was an alien — which was the part of his story that was mostly true, but still bode well for the less true parts. Unfortunately, she continued speaking and, yeah, he wasn’t getting away with this. Nice try, Quill! Better luck next time! “Okay,” he said, dropping the act with a shrug. She didn’t seem like she was going to be convinced. “Then would you believe I have literally no Earth cash because this backwater dump doesn’t accept units? Because that’s the truth. I’ve got units out my ass, and they’re useless here, so. Gotta eat somehow, right?” 

.｡.:*☆ ”That.... I would be willing to believe, yeah.” Sometimes, it was easy to forget hwo she had been acting when first being dropped onto Earth - stealing things and knocking out people to get what she wanted - needed - so Carol could understand the man in some way. But that still did not mean she could allow people to steal. At least, not anymore.

“Figure you don’t really know anyone here? That can be rough then. When first landing here, I did for sure break more than a dozen rules and laws. Damaged a few cars, and - well, a train,” she chuckled and shrugged. “I’m Carol, by the way. Carol Danvers.”

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everyxword‌:

it’s noises outside of the train that catch her attention. at first it was nothing, an assumption of passing an agent in the midst of fight. but the noises continued as the train continues to move. not that there was even anything that the agent herself could do. there was likely no way that she could have even gotten up to try and help the other. all she can do is try to peer out the window as things unfold above the fast moving train. 

.｡.:*☆ “Careful down there,” Carol warned. Once she had gotten her balance back, she made the attacker stumble and fall down in front of the window the woman was looking out.

“Are there any of them inside of the train?” She then asked, needing to make sure no innocent people would end up being involved into this.  

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❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

.｡.:*☆ Carol chuckled. “I actually doubt he said anything like that,” she mused. “But then my memories have not fully recovered yet, so what do I know, right?”

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kierazorel‌:

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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superbxyclxne‌:

Superboy landed on the train, where someone was needing help, she was fighting with someone, when she fell down, before helping her out, he knocked the guy down, then he helped her to get up, so she would fall down. She was so close to the edge, he was glad that he managed to help before she could fall down. “You’re alright?”

She didn’t have time to answer, however, as more were coming. “Ah, shit, there’s more,” more three were running to their direction, so far Kon was lucky enough to not have ran into anyone with Kryptonite, that was good. “We can take them.”

.｡.:*☆ “I am good, no worries.” carol was sure she would have been able to deal with it herself. But she would not complain about the help. It was better than having to deal with all those idiots all by herself.

“And, sure we do!” Once she was back on standing on the train all save despite it’s speed, Carol let her fists glow up, fire running through her veins. “Ready when you are!”

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thor-thunderstorm‌:

“That’s a lot of had.” he said. “For me you have two simple solutions, finish the mission you had or forget about it and find a new one.” he said. “If I can in anyway I will gladly help you fulfill your promise to help someone. if there’s nothing we can do, there are plenty of people in this time who still need help.”

*· ☆,.- “Now, that is true.” She chuckled dryly. He was right, even when it suck to admit it. Then a moment of silence followed while Carol was pondering. “I am not sure how much I can still do for my friend currently, but . yeah. I guess helping the people down here is not such a bad deal, either - right?”

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theacearcher‌:

“Really? You just…full name? Just like that?” He doesn’t hesitate in his answer, no matter how much the last name threw him off. Danvers. Blonde. Blue suite. Was there like a Kara twin? It was all so very weird. A smirk that he was sure she couldn’t see crossed his face, making his beard twitch. She had spunk.

Depends on who you ask, he thought, thinking of the police force in Star City when he’d first donned the hood. Taking a few steps back from the building ledge, he made a running leap to cross the alley gap and join her. “Good assumption. I’m a bigger fan of fighting for justice, not against it. Green Arrow,” he said as he walked closer to her. “What’s your specialty? Last person I saw in a get-up similar to that was borderline indestructible.”

.｡.:*☆”You have a problem with that?” Carol was aware that a few people here called her Captain Marvel - Tony included . but she was not exactly sure what to do with this piece of information yet. “I am not exaclty the alias type of girl.” Though, it reminded her to ask Tony next time where exactly this nickname had been coming from, anyway.

She watched and listened, ready to attack, if needed, but it did not seem the man was here for that. Thankfully. “We’re in the same team then, Green Arrow.” Only that Carol was usually fighting alone. At least, since quitting her contract with the Kree. At his other question, she only smirked, raising both fists and letting them burn and sparkle from the powers pulsing in her veins. 

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ironiccrus‌:

(✉ → care bear): i have a big book of things i’m holding people to. eidetic memory makes my friends’ lives hard, what can i say? (✉ → care bear): don’t skimp on the bottom shelf stuff, either. (✉ → care bear): i always have plans, and i can always cancel them. pepper’s better at state dinners anyway. (✉ → care bear): carol, fury never tells me anything. that’s his thing. 

(✉ → Iron Man): Alright. See you soon then? And great my neighbour if you see him ;) (✉ → Iron Man): Also, I am sure Fury has his reasons.

.｡.:*☆ Carol was putting the phone away in order to get two glasses and some drinks for the two of them. It was obvious that she was glad Tony had agreed to listen to her story, because, frankly, she was worried what the Kree would do. They might not know she was still on Earth currently, but that did not mean they would not continue to conquer the whole universe.

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.｡.:*☆ There was a chance that Fury was in the city, maybe, so while Carol had not met him personally yet, it was giving her some sort of hope. Maybe he would have some answers to all of her questions. If she would be able to find him.

However, it seemed like Nick Fury was hard to contact, so, when remembering this other agent who had been with him, Carol decided to try her luck there instead. Phillip Coulson. If the two of them did still work together? It was worth a try, so, one day, Carol found herself in front of the SHIELD headquarter, or, whatever it exactly was. Of course, she was not allowed to simply walk inside, so all Carol could do was waiting for Coulson to come to her, instead. And to hope that he would still remember her, at least. 

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❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞ (Myrtle)

.｡.:*☆ “And why are you looking at me while saying that?” Carol was not sure waht the other was aiming for, but, she had to admit, it was making her feel slightly nervous. And, more important, very confused, as well.

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trcshymemes‌:

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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thor-thunderstorm‌:

“What’s wrong with being carefree?” Thor asked. “Most of my life was training for war and fighting the war, we should enjoy when things are going as planned and relax a little.” he said. “There’s always going to be something dangerous appearing so i choose to enjoy this little time we have. Forget about other civilizations and what Midgardians thing and join me for a beer.” He offered 

.｡.:*☆ “If things are going as planned, then sure...” Carol frowned a little, feeling remembered of her own life as a Kree. trained for the war. A war that had been started under false assumptions. And it had actually been on her to correct those.

“But I had a mission. I had promised someone my help. And instead I did show up here, almost twenty years after I had left Earth. Maybe even in a different universe. That’s sorta nagging on me, you know?”

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.｡.:*☆ This was almost remembering her of the good old times, having to fight on a moving train like this. However, her opponent didn’t made it easy for Carol. It made her wonder who he was. He looked human, but the way he was acting... a mutant, maybe? Those seemed to be a thing here in New York, after all.

However, when the other hit her jaw, Carol knew she had bigger problems than this. He was strong, managing to almost knock her off her feet. Carol stumbled, only inches away from just falling off a train on full speed.

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memetaped‌:

texting starters send a symbol for…

🌻 a worried text.

🐰 a goofy text.

🦋 a loving text.  

🧦 a half-asleep text.

🌳 a happy text.

🍎 an apologetic text.

⚠️ a text meant for someone else.

🕰️ an early morning text.

💫 a late night text.

🗑️ a text that wasn’t sent.

💡 a scared text.

💀 an urgent text.

🥇 a supportive text.

🔪 a hateful text. 

🌊 a sad text.

⚡ an angry text. 

🚀 a goodbye text.

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legendaryquills‌:

Terran locks were a joke. Pretty much nothing had anything biometric, and the digital locks were mediocre at best. All you had to do was get an old fashioned lockpick and jiggle it around inside the keyhole for a minute and, presto! You were in! It was like they were asking someone to break in. Really, Peter was probably doing them a favor by doing it — at least it’d show them they needed to step up their security! Unfortunately, he kind of doubted the person behind the footsteps that had just stopped behind him would agree. Stilling, Peter dropped his hands to his side and turned around. “Would you believe me if I said I was a space alien and that breaking and entering is a hundred percent legal in most of the galaxy?” Hey, half of that statement was actually true! He took this hero business seriously.

.｡.:*☆ Carol watched the man with an arched eyebrow, a small smirk showing up in the corner of her lips when hearing his explanation. “Actually, I would be willing to believe the alien part,” she said, aware that not all aliens actually looked like aliens all of the time.

“But I also know that breaking in is for sure not legal in most parts of the galaxy. So, nice try, but, sorry, fear I am not going to buy that from you.”

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theacearcher‌:

A liar wouldn’t be the worst thing Oliver’s ever been called. Still, he liked to think of it as stretching the truth a bit. He had answered, after all. Wasn’t that worth something?

“You talking to me or yourself now?” he called across the roof. The sense of humor on this one was in the negatives, jeesh. He stepped forward into the pool of light from the nearby street lamp. He was able to see a bit more of her suit now though he still couldn’t place her. Definitely not the symbol from the super cousins’ suits. Also not the star of the red, white, and blue dude he’d seen running with that other group every now and then. “So you’re the ask questions first, shoot later type, I see. That makes me think you’re not of the criminal underground type. You gotta name?”

.｡.:*☆ “Carol Danvers.” She wasn’t even wearing her helmet right now, face clear to see in the twilight of the night. “And, if I shoot first depends on how people do behave. If you would have attacked me, the questions would have been saved for later.”

She tilted her head to the side, eyeing Oliver from head to toe. “But, seeing we can talk in a civilian way, I assume you are none of the criminals either then, yes?”