Detective

I'm the best Detective at the 99 precinct. Jake Peralta. Best arrest record and I beat Santiago as I am totally better than her. Independent Jake Peralta from Brooklyn Nine Nine

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Jake has been moved to this account!

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Like for a starter from my PROFESSIONAL VERSE or my SHIPPED AWAY VERSE.

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sabrinaltr ;;

“Well I might be late for my JOB if this takes any longer,” she muttered.                                                           Her arms crossed over her chest as she looked off to the side.                                  "I might of, what does it mean to you?“

      “The dog swallowed a diamond that was stolen from       a pet show. And the hotdog guy has stolen the hotdog       dog who stole the diamond.”

            He would catch the hotdog man.             And the hotdog dog too!

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bossgenie ;;

           “Happy Christmas Eve Eve, sis!! I think it’s time for our                favorite holiday movie —- Die Hard.” ( @ofdaddyissues )

        “Happy Christmas Eve Eve! Well, DUH.         It’s not Christmas unless John McClane         is fighting Hans Gruber.”

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   “GIVE ME CANDY. Don’t hold out on me, man.      I’ll put the smack down on your...FACE! Yeah,     so give it..”

          Jake is NOT talking to a candy machine...          Okay he kinda is but he wants candy.

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sabrinaltr ;;

“BUSY if you couldn’t T  E  L  L  . . .                                                                                                                                                     speak fast or wait till I’m DONE             

 “Well I’m BUSY solving crimesssss.”

        A goofy self assured grin paints his face.

  “You seen a guy dressed as a hotdog    holding a DOG dressed as a hot dog?”

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OKAY OKAY SO A FEW THINGS. one. i'm like MASSIVELY heart-eyes-ing at your blog rn and i caN'T HANDLE IT. two. do you have a boyle to play with? i'm just wondering bc i see you have a rosa :3

AWWW THANK YOUUUUUUU.

And as for your second question, no. I haven’t rp’ed with a Boyle but I would be ALL SHADES OF UP FOR BOYLE AND JAKE INTERACTIONS.

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jake/amy + boob talk (butt talk here)

bonus:

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  “The hostage situation? It was AWESOME...ly   scary. Awesomely scary.”

      He wasn’t admiring how much he’d loved the       whole thing minus Boyle screwing up the catchphrase.

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imaginativeideas ;;

ofdaddyissues​ liked for rosa.

I got you more candy.

“I know. Boyle spilled the beans and I took them.”

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Guess who just remembered their email to get into this badboy?

I DID.

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A comprehensive set of rules.   If we want to break rules, break rules.

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   “We’re LIGHT and BREEZY.”

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TERRY.

“No, I get the how. But I don’t understand the why?”

“Because ANDREW CALTECA doesn’t drink anything but Long Island Ice Teas and that makes JAKE PERALTA like to DANCE.”

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I am officially hiatusing this account as I am going on holiday. I will be away till the 28th so don’t commit any crimes while I’m gone!