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disgusted ferid noises
“ Get those germs away from me - don’t forget to blow your nose. ”
“are you afraid that you’ll catch the common cold too, ferid? you shouldn’t have such high hopes, because i’m pretty sure i just sent a million germs on their way to you. by the way, i’d absolutely love to blow my nose every two minutes right now, but since our kin usually doesn’t catch colds, we don’t have tissues. you know, the disposable kind. the one’s out of paper.”
jumps at the sudden loud noise.
cue excessive and gross sniffing. “you know, i enjoy striking fear into the hearts of grown men, but sneezing isn’t supposed to be a thing that should do that.”
“it’s been years since i last saw ferid and he still can’t stop bothering the youngin’s!”
does a dad sneeze in ferid’s general direction.
“Just wait until I get the leather out!”
“oh! uh, no. feel free to go wild on that other one, though. i feel like he’d like that.”
“Oh, you would be surprise what I’m capable of. I mean I made a 700 year old vampire cry once.” How rude.
“chess. i know what you’re capable of. you wouldn’t be by my side if i couldn’t appreciate your skills, but your appearance and general behaviour makes it very hard to feel any kind of intimidation, though.”
“Who said she’s not?”
“... i’m surprised that she’s still walking normally. and i am not saying this to inflate my own ego-- the height difference is insane.”
“Hey! I’m old enough!!”
“while that’s true, judging by your build, i still feel the urge to baby you. you’re a bit like a sibling that i have to watch because otherwise you’ll end up causing trouble.” gives her head pats.
You act like she’s not in on it too.
“well, at least i can see why you’re the one at the receiving end. chess wouldn’t live to see another day if she was in your place.”
“i don’t want to tell you that you have no taste, but... you really have no taste. chess? really? why not horn. chess looks pretty young to me. shame on you.”
“is ferid already shaming me? i feel so welcomed. and like i need another vacation already.”
“did anyone notice my absensce? i noticed my absence. i missed myself.”
Doug Sr. Home Library
‘ TWO CROWLEY’S? How much of this blood wine did I steal drink? ’
“marshie, you’re gonna have liver failure and i will be out of fermented blood and will have body to dispose of! think about me.”
“Please do. For science.”
“truly, temptation has struck me.”
- - ☩ “To be content with the fact that what you are is better than what you were, means I’m depressed? I’ve really missed something here. Huh.”
“needless to say, i lost my train of thought a while ago, but yes, that’s the kinda vibe you give me.”
“oh yeah. i can give myself a bloody nose. that’s a thing i can physically do.” but it’s meta as hell.
