A word to the Students i work with
What an earth is this
Assuming you can read, it’s exactly what it says
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A word to the Students i work with
What an earth is this
Assuming you can read, it’s exactly what it says
SEND ME 'PEEKABOO' FOR MY MUSES REACTION'S TO YOUR SUDDENLY PUTTING THEM OVER THEIR SHOULDER AND WALKING OFF WITH THEM.
Pretty please~ reblog if you are a multiship blog!
Open///
Avery frowned at the person in front of her. “How exactly did you find this place?” The Lodge had been kept secret by anyone to go there, strictly off the map and beaten path, so how in the hells did they find it?
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Send '♫' for my muse to sing apart of a song mun recently listened too
Send me a ☼ and my muse will answer yours 100% truthfully about any 3 things your muse asks mine, even if it’s something they want to hide.
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Send 'SPIT IT OUT!' and I'll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!
It’s gonna be a mixed bag. Go with caution!
Numbers: 1 - 50
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DO IT WE NEED RPERS
Dr. Horrible Starters
And by the way it’s not about making money, it’s about taking money.
Destroying the status quo because the status is not quo.
The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.
Wow, sarcasm. That’s original.
I mean, if you’re gonna get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh.
Stand back everyone, nothing here to see. Just imminent danger and in the middle of it me.
The day needs my saving expertise
Man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. Seems destiny ends with me saving you
The only doom that’s looming is in loving me to death
I’ll give you a second to catch your breath.
Got your mail
Hey, didn’t you, uh, didn’t you go on a date last night?
Just a few weeks away from a real audible connection.
You need anything dampened, or made soggy?
It’s curtains for you ___. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.
I was wondering if - if I could just… Hey, I know you.
Wednesdays and Saturdays except twice last month you skipped the weekend. Or if that was you, could have been someone else - I mean I’ve seen you…
Dude. You’re NOT my nemesis.
Look, I’m just trying to change the world, ok?
Love your hair.
Crime - Edition {Sentence Starters}
"How will we get into the bank?"
"Somebody must've tipped the cops off. Run!"
"I'm the guy for the job."
"Screw anything up here, and you're dead."
"Trust me, they'll never find you."
"Remember, whoever's the quicker draw gets the last word."
"Get down! The cops are coming!"
"I could use someone like you for this job."
"Where can we hide this?"
"Bungle again and I will shoot you, understood?"
"Did you get the goods?"
"How long will we have once we get inside?"
"Did you get the building's layout?"
"They'll find us if you screw up again!"
"Get a ransom note ready. It's almost time."
"I've found that a big gun shuts everyone up."
"We're gonna have to bury this."
"You stole what?"
"I am very good at weeding out weaker links, understood?"
"I'll need a volunteer for this job."
"You know, I always wanted to be a criminal."
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"Tell me where the money is. Or I will find more creative ways of getting it out of you."
If they had a kid meme
send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.
Name:
Gender:
General Appearance:
Personality:
Special Talents:
Who they like better:
Who they take after more:
Personal Head canon:
Face Claim:
OPEN///
“Where did you find that? That’s holy, and dangerous to me, put it down,”
SEND ME 'PEEKABOO' FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION TO YOURS SUDDENLY PUTTING THEM OVER THEIR SHOULDER AND WALKING OFF WITH THEM.
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I’m not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want.”
“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
Our muses need to prepare for a fight and are practicing together. Send me '★' for my muse (accidentally) really hurting yours or '✫' for your muse (accidentally) really hurting mine.