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@offcrown asked: 📜 // incorrect quotes generator

Mandricardo: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Rie: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Mandricardo, desperately, as Rie bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Rie: Oh! B positive. Mandricardo: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Rie:

Rie, pointing: May I sit there? Mandricardo: That’s my lap Rie: That doesn’t answer my question, Mandricchi.

#risquees #;saved #saved #OKAY FIRST&#CAN I TALK ABOUT HOW SHE CALLS HIM MANDRICCHI #AND SECOND #THE FIRST ONE HELEPRPEFPEPP HE'LL BA PANICKING #HE IS NOT GETTING ANSWERS!#AJD THE LAP ONE-#these are very fitting thank u

paramythas

Local master turns off brain cells for the rest of the week.

offcrown

❝ Ya sure you won’t need ‘em? ❞

#risquees #ITS OK HE'LL TAKE CARE OF U THEN MASTAH

zoruin

Summer 6 basically has me like

#;self #self #SO TRUE!!!

master:

…help, why is he so cute her heart can’t take this-

“…thanks Mandricardo. But… isn’t that uncomfortable?”

❝ —Eh? Oh no- you see, i’m used to crouching down to fix my horse’s ‘shoes’— ❞ A pause now follows by; and in a quieter voice, he mutters; ❝ That in mind— If ya ever need someone to help you with horses, I’ll.... Well, you know— i’ll gladly help ❞

#risquees #it doesn´t matter the job; he´ll do it !#he really just wants to be useful to her despite his status as a 3 star- so anything ? he'll take it

paramythas

Rie: 152cm also Rie: (ง ╥﹏╥ )ง

offcrown

-Crouches down to the floor so master can be taller than someone-

#risquees #he gotchu rie !!

risquees:

Is that-

…no way. No way, no way, no way-

Is this… is this really happening? Is he really…?

It totes is! Oh god she can’t cry, her makeup would run all over and she’d look like such a mess, but it’s him-! No way, she can totally keep it together, otherwise it’s gonna be super weird.

“W-welcome home-!”

❝ —Ah- the name’s Mandricardo. I’m the servant who’s here to— ❞ ...Gweh.....? Mandricardo couldn’t even afford to finish his presentation as he was completely caught off guard by his master— wait- was...... was she crying !? Guilt began to run down his spine as he began to think about their current situation....... Him, a lame third star rider, facing for the first time ever, the master who has so humbly summoned him- yet there was one key aspect that the rider failed to take notice of due to his secret excitement over being called, and that was the fact that although he was secretly excited- perhaps his master was actually expecting another rider- Oh dear..... Could it be....!? she was expecting Achilles? Ozymandias? that one paladin.... what was his name..... Astolfo- So many riders and he came to take their spot !!

‘ Please don´t cry, i’m sorry ’ was what he would have wanted to say, yet his own nervousness and initial panic made him react differently than what he expected, and out of embarrassment over having answered her call, the least he could do was to tear away part of the cloth tied around his shield to offer as a tissue paper in order to comfort his poor unlucky master; ❝ — Ah- I... my apologies, I may have ruined your good luck streak— ❞ Truth be told, her reaction was very logical to him, even he would feel slightly dissappointed if he got— well, himself; yet as he was about to speak again; her expression cut him midway his thoughts as it completely changed from what he believed was sadness and dissappointment to..... A smile??

And then those words followed by.... “welcome home!”

Welcome....Welcome.... He was... welcome? expected? he looked around, in case she happened to summon another rider he happened to not have been able to see due to his initial excitement, yet to his surprise, there was truly no one aside them in that empty cold room. He was welcomed.

❝ wel...come....? ❞ He uttered one last time to himself in disbelief before abruptly cutting his own words- ❝ ahem- If this was meant to be, then I’m yer knight, yer Servant. I swear constant loyalty, Master. The name’s Mandricardo by the way- ❞ you already said that idiot

#risquees #That moment no one ever calls for u so when u do get called ur like; this is sus- this must be a mistake-#MANDY WAS LIKE: I must have taken Achilles' spot-#he's tot trying to stay cool and composed; internally he is screaming the exact same as her JKNFDKJF

Poof ! he has just gotten summoned !

@risquees

#risquees #I HAD TO-#/mandy lovers united #I DONT SEE ENOUGH LOVE FOR HIM OK-#and he deserves the whole world #ohboiii i should change these graphics-

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manny: -bothers alter with even the slightest hint of anxiety-

alter:

#;saved #saved #kmmba #HELPPPPPPPPPPP #NOOOOOOOOOO KAJSBNFKJAFNKJASNFKJA KMECY!!!!!#HE CANT DIE AGAIN #Ritsuka: haha ozy where is mandricardo---#manny: -dead in the bushes-#JKLSDNKAJSNKAS #noooOOOOO #;crack #crack

That moment u get yeeted with such strenght you can still see the finger prints left on your neck-

#;dash comment #dash comment #kmmba #SNED HELP #Manny before the mission: oh well maybe i´ll be able to learn a thing or two from this awesome rider servant-#what actually happened: -MANNY GETTING YEETED AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL-

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@offcrown asked : Why their master had decided to bring two riders whose skills are in two completely different levels is beyond Mandricardo’s comprehension, yet there he is, standing behind the alter with trembling knees and wide eyes looking at every little corner of the forest while holding his ridiculous wooden sword tightly “Y-you think we are being watched?”

have these eyes ever had to witness a heroic spirit act so cowardly before ? the other’s tale is of failure and insecurity , this he knows ——— a dedicated match to the indomitable ; one who could set the forest ablaze in a single blink of an eye . surely they are meant to compliment one another in the master’s mind , but in the alter’s own callous opinion , this extraneous , timid rider is nothing more than dead weight , still living . so he steps forward , past the tremble of the other’s grip and flimsy blade , a hand lashing out and wrapping itself quick and suffocating around the other’s throat . without another word he tosses them forwards , closer towards the bushes , the gaps between the trees whose shivering leaves may as well have mimicked their witness . ‘ if you are so afraid of things in between the trees , then see to hunt them out . otherwise , i may very well strangle all of that awful noise out of your throat myself . ‘ let the gentle earth take pity upon the other’s frantically knocking knees .

#;saved #saved #kmmba #HELPPPPPPP #MANDRICARDO JUST WENT FL Y I N G ACROSS THE AIR #ALJKFNKJANFKAJNF PLSSSS MERCYYYYYY #HE IS BUT A POOR HUMBLE 3 STAR RIDER HERE!!!!