Aperture's Newest Edgelord

[officialmitchellshephard]

In tumblrs most fucking ingenious update, I can no longer answer asks. What the fuck.

[officalmointpan]

tumblr revoked your rights, loss boy.

[officialmitchellshephard]

THEY DONT. FUCKING. LOOK. LIKE LOSS.

[officalmointpan]

GO LOSS BOY GO GIVE US NOTHING

[officalmointpan]

Moint Pan? no... I am... Oblivion. 

[officialchellportal]

@official-glados

I want to go back

[officalmointpan]

stay out fucker! this is my extitential dread science lab!

[officialprivatelarry]

end simulation please?

[officalmointpan]

no. suffer. like the rest of us fucking fools.

[officialadrianshephard]

what the fuck

[officialmitchellshephard]

What the FUCK.

[officialprivatelarry]

what the fuck???????????

[official-sasha-hdtf]

what the fuck?

[officalmointpan]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

[officalmointpan]

alrighty, I think i got what i need! gonna give the phone back to mr.pan now

[officalmointpan]

Hi maxwell you’re super cute

hello! and thank you!! 

[officalmointpan]

Dude are you ok

mr pan is okay! I am also doing okay! 

[officalmointpan]

in case any of you are wondering, mr. pan is fine! I just had to take his phone for a while. he is still able to do ms. GLaDOS’s tests!

[officalmointpan]

mr. pan has lost his phone rights

[officalmointpan]

i blinked and they got closer??? what the fuck??

[officalmointpan]

i just woke up what the fuck is this

[officialmitchellshephard]

Why do people fucking give a shit about cheese. It’s not even that fucking good.

[officalmointpan]

fuck OFF cheese is great.

[officialmitchellshephard]

Shut the FUCK up it’s fucking not.

[officalmointpan]

don’t you have some stupid rat you should be fucking, loss man? 

[officialmitchellshephard]

HE’S NOT A FUCKING RAT WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU FUCKER.

[officalmointpan]

SOMEONE HAS TO FUCK THAT STUPID RAT 

[officialmitchellshephard]

Why do people fucking give a shit about cheese. It’s not even that fucking good.

[officalmointpan]

fuck OFF cheese is great.

[officialmitchellshephard]

Shut the FUCK up it’s fucking not.

[officalmointpan]

don’t you have some stupid rat you should be fucking, loss man? 

[officialmitchellshephard]

Why do people fucking give a shit about cheese. It’s not even that fucking good.

[officalmointpan]

fuck OFF cheese is great.

[officalmointpan]

If Boris Knows Whats Good For Him He'll Be Dead And Stay Dead

his name was fucking boris? 

[officalmointpan]

whatever happened to that russian dude who looked like that claymation man with the dog

[officialnicklastname]

???????????

[officalmointpan]

that’s the fucker

minus the furry ears tho

how the fuck is he bald but his ears aren’t 

[officialnicklastname]

idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ catboy science lol

[officalmointpan]

what the fuck is a catboy

[officialnicklastname]

you know like nya~ ฅ(•ㅅ•❀)ฅ

[officalmointpan]

hm. don’t fucking like that.