The feeling when no gf

Gaston is here and ready to protect you from people who don't believe in safe spaces and trigger warnings, because people like that are the real beasts!

[official-emperorkuzco]

*Sigh*

Why is every damn guy i fall for suck… I need to find someone like me to date

[official-princessjasmine]

Why dont you go after Gaston?? You kinda act alike..

[official-emperorkuzco]

Well its worth a shot i guess.. @official–gaston hello cutie, ya busy?

[official--gaston]

Right now im not, but i’d be happy to have you on my arm if you’re asking~

[official-emperorkuzco]

Oh, how forward .. Well, of course. Wanna go see a movie?

[official--gaston]

Sure thing, doll. Whatever you want

[official-emperorkuzco]

Haha well. A movie it is, then.. I’ll see u later jas!

[official-princessjasmine]

Bye!! Also reminder gaston, if you break my adoptive brothers heart i will break your kneecaps!

[official--gaston]

Haha isnt she.. Nice. Anyways, lets go and see king kong or something manly like that

[official-emperorkuzco]

*returns hours later, pouting, gaston following and rambling on about himself*

[official-princessjasmine]

Damn is he that bad?

[official-emperorkuzco]

Lol yeah he wont shut up about himself???

[official-princessjasmine]

But didnt you say you wanted to date someone like you? ;)

[official-emperorkuzco]

BITCH

[official--gaston]

Ok so I have to leave because the conversation shifted off of me for more than two minutes. Also my cousin is here to pick me up so bye 👋

[official-emperorkuzco]

Your cousin drives you everywhere??

[official--gaston]

NO not usually but I surpluses my truck yesterday by accident so

[official-emperorkuzco]

*Sigh*

Why is every damn guy i fall for suck… I need to find someone like me to date

[official-princessjasmine]

Why dont you go after Gaston?? You kinda act alike..

[official-emperorkuzco]

Well its worth a shot i guess.. @official–gaston hello cutie, ya busy?

[official--gaston]

Right now im not, but i’d be happy to have you on my arm if you’re asking~

[official-emperorkuzco]

Oh, how forward .. Well, of course. Wanna go see a movie?

[official--gaston]

Sure thing, doll. Whatever you want

[official-emperorkuzco]

Haha well. A movie it is, then.. I’ll see u later jas!

[official-princessjasmine]

Bye!! Also reminder gaston, if you break my adoptive brothers heart i will break your kneecaps!

[official--gaston]

Haha isnt she.. Nice. Anyways, lets go and see king kong or something manly like that

[official-emperorkuzco]

*returns hours later, pouting, gaston following and rambling on about himself*

[official-princessjasmine]

Damn is he that bad?

[official-emperorkuzco]

Lol yeah he wont shut up about himself???

[official-princessjasmine]

But didnt you say you wanted to date someone like you? ;)

[official-emperorkuzco]

BITCH

[official--gaston]

Ok so I have to leave because the conversation shifted off of me for more than two minutes. Also my cousin is here to pick me up so bye 👋

[official-emperorkuzco]

*Sigh*

Why is every damn guy i fall for suck… I need to find someone like me to date

[official-princessjasmine]

Why dont you go after Gaston?? You kinda act alike..

[official-emperorkuzco]

Well its worth a shot i guess.. @official–gaston hello cutie, ya busy?

[official--gaston]

Right now im not, but i’d be happy to have you on my arm if you’re asking~

[official-emperorkuzco]

Oh, how forward .. Well, of course. Wanna go see a movie?

[official--gaston]

Sure thing, doll. Whatever you want

[official-emperorkuzco]

Haha well. A movie it is, then.. I’ll see u later jas!

[official-princessjasmine]

Bye!! Also reminder gaston, if you break my adoptive brothers heart i will break your kneecaps!

[official--gaston]

Haha isnt she.. Nice. Anyways, lets go and see king kong or something manly like that

[official-emperorkuzco]

*Sigh*

Why is every damn guy i fall for suck… I need to find someone like me to date

[official-princessjasmine]

Why dont you go after Gaston?? You kinda act alike..

[official-emperorkuzco]

Well its worth a shot i guess.. @official–gaston hello cutie, ya busy?

[official--gaston]

Right now im not, but i’d be happy to have you on my arm if you’re asking~

[official-emperorkuzco]

Oh, how forward .. Well, of course. Wanna go see a movie?

[official--gaston]

Sure thing, doll. Whatever you want

[official-emperorkuzco]

*Sigh*

Why is every damn guy i fall for suck… I need to find someone like me to date

[official-princessjasmine]

Why dont you go after Gaston?? You kinda act alike..

[official-emperorkuzco]

Well its worth a shot i guess.. @official–gaston hello cutie, ya busy?

[official--gaston]

Right now im not, but i'd be happy to have you on my arm if you're asking~

[soraofficial]

No

One

Likes Gaston

FUCK THAT GUY

GASTON

HES A SHITTY FUCKFACE

THAT GASTON

HES ESPECIALLY GOOD BEING A CRY BABY!

FUCK THAT GUY GASTON!!!

[official-lefou]

Wow what the Hell did @official–gaston ever do to you? Let’s go get him!

[official--gaston]

Stop talking to me. Your nose looks like a giant FUCKING tomato, leave me the FUCK alone

[official-lefou]

Hey I was trying to understand why so many people keep haten’ on you. You’ve always been a great guy to me @official–gaston

[official--gaston]

Oh! My bad. But i think you have the wrong Gaston-- @gaston-official is the one you are typically reblogging from.

[soraofficial]

No

One

Likes Gaston

FUCK THAT GUY

GASTON

HES A SHITTY FUCKFACE

THAT GASTON

HES ESPECIALLY GOOD BEING A CRY BABY!

FUCK THAT GUY GASTON!!!

[official-lefou]

Wow what the Hell did @official–gaston ever do to you? Let’s go get him!

[official--gaston]

Stop talking to me. Your nose looks like a giant FUCKING tomato, leave me the FUCK alone

[linkle--official]

...I just shot a man...

[official-whiterun-guard]

By order of the Jarl, stop right there!

[linkle--official]

*tearing up* HE ASKED ME TO SHOOT HIM!

[official-whiterun-guard]

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

She didn’t kill me. So it ain’t illegal

[official-whiterun-guard]

That is still assault, but if you don’t want to press charges I guess I can let this slide

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Let the kid go

[official-whiterun-guard]

Very well, you are free to go kid

[linkle--official]

@official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r Why’d you do that for me? I thought you didn’t like me…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I never said I hated you, just hated the whole ‘hero’ bullshit.

[linkle--official]

Alright…I’m still gonna be a hero, though.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

There ain’t no heroes kids, just soldiers

[official--gaston]

There are too, heroes! In fact, I am one of them!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

No you are just a cunt

[official--gaston]

Haha, you must have me confuses with @gaston-official! I am a different man! He is an impostor, who has went around causing hell here! I am the true Gaston, not that crude creature!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Wait so that asshole wasn’t even the real one? My apologize

[official--gaston]

All is forgiven! And while I will still hunt monsters and beasts, I am no longer hunting otherwise. I still buy fake antler decorations, though.. Anyways, do you still need people fighting those blood sucker things?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

The nest is taken out, but there are still a few around here, so if you see them, kill em

[official--gaston]

Will do! So, what do these creatures look like, anyways?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Tall humanoids, with smooth skin, tentacles instead of mouths, and glowing yellow eyes, which is important because when they turn invisble, you can sometimes see their eyes

[official--gaston]

Hmmm, alright. I’ll admit theyre not hint like the beasts I’ve fought before, but I’m willing to try.

[gaston-official]

What is this!? You know good and well your no Gaston. I and the Gaston here and don’t plan of being overtaken by an imposter.

Come at me bro!

[official--gaston]

No, I won’t come anywhere near you… Don’t speak to me. I’m trying to help Nikolai… Don’t speak to me.

[gaston-official]

No! The True Gaston doesn’t run from a fight. I am what I am and that’s good enough! @official- -Gaston I know being me might sound like a dream come true but believe me it’s not. You have to have a backbone of iron to stand up the responsibility that I have. Tell me, who have granted to the gift of shape shifting because you look like me in all that right ways. Was it that Blue Genie? Of Ursula or Jafar?

[official--gaston]

No one did! I am the real Gaston, and a much better version of myself then you… Whirl you? Haha, looks like you’re going around and bullying propel. The real Gaston is a hero! And I’m not running away from a fight. A true hero knows when to step down from one 💪 now, leave me be, I’m trying to drink!

[cuphead-trash]

“Wait a minute, if you’re the real Gaston then..” LJ goes from confused to severly worried. “I got to get jester fast!” LJ opens a portal and goes to retrieve jester, he comes back through the portal with jester in seemingly no time at all. LJ is angry. “What’s going on?” jester replied confused “That Gaston-official is an impasta! Don’t go near it!” LJ points at Gaston-official.

[official--gaston]

It’s true! I don’t know what they want from us, but they tried to give me a bad name. Keep away from them, they don’t mean well. Now.. do you two need any help here..?

[gaston-official]

@official- -Gaston you are by far the worst Gaston out there. Many people try to be like me and few can come close. You in the other hand simply want to be a pussy PC version on what you could be, because you think in wins you points with strangers.

[official--gaston]

I don't do this to "win points", I do it because Its easy and makes others happy. Now, don't talk to me you gross impersonator!

[linkle--official]

...I just shot a man...

[official-whiterun-guard]

By order of the Jarl, stop right there!

[linkle--official]

*tearing up* HE ASKED ME TO SHOOT HIM!

[official-whiterun-guard]

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

She didn’t kill me. So it ain’t illegal

[official-whiterun-guard]

That is still assault, but if you don’t want to press charges I guess I can let this slide

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Let the kid go

[official-whiterun-guard]

Very well, you are free to go kid

[linkle--official]

@official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r Why’d you do that for me? I thought you didn’t like me…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I never said I hated you, just hated the whole ‘hero’ bullshit.

[linkle--official]

Alright…I’m still gonna be a hero, though.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

There ain’t no heroes kids, just soldiers

[official--gaston]

There are too, heroes! In fact, I am one of them!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

No you are just a cunt

[official--gaston]

Haha, you must have me confuses with @gaston-official! I am a different man! He is an impostor, who has went around causing hell here! I am the true Gaston, not that crude creature!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Wait so that asshole wasn’t even the real one? My apologize

[official--gaston]

All is forgiven! And while I will still hunt monsters and beasts, I am no longer hunting otherwise. I still buy fake antler decorations, though.. Anyways, do you still need people fighting those blood sucker things?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

The nest is taken out, but there are still a few around here, so if you see them, kill em

[official--gaston]

Will do! So, what do these creatures look like, anyways?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Tall humanoids, with smooth skin, tentacles instead of mouths, and glowing yellow eyes, which is important because when they turn invisble, you can sometimes see their eyes

[official--gaston]

Hmmm, alright. I’ll admit theyre not hint like the beasts I’ve fought before, but I’m willing to try.

[gaston-official]

What is this!? You know good and well your no Gaston. I and the Gaston here and don’t plan of being overtaken by an imposter.

Come at me bro!

[official--gaston]

No, I won’t come anywhere near you… Don’t speak to me. I’m trying to help Nikolai… Don’t speak to me.

[gaston-official]

No! The True Gaston doesn’t run from a fight. I am what I am and that’s good enough! @official- -Gaston I know being me might sound like a dream come true but believe me it’s not. You have to have a backbone of iron to stand up the responsibility that I have. Tell me, who have granted to the gift of shape shifting because you look like me in all that right ways. Was it that Blue Genie? Of Ursula or Jafar?

[official--gaston]

No one did! I am the real Gaston, and a much better version of myself then you… Whirl you? Haha, looks like you’re going around and bullying propel. The real Gaston is a hero! And I’m not running away from a fight. A true hero knows when to step down from one 💪 now, leave me be, I’m trying to drink!

[cuphead-trash]

“Wait a minute, if you’re the real Gaston then..” LJ goes from confused to severly worried. “I got to get jester fast!” LJ opens a portal and goes to retrieve jester, he comes back through the portal with jester in seemingly no time at all. LJ is angry. “What’s going on?” jester replied confused “That Gaston-official is an impasta! Don’t go near it!” LJ points at Gaston-official.

[official--gaston]

It’s true! I don’t know what they want from us, but they tried to give me a bad name. Keep away from them, they don’t mean well. Now.. do you two need any help here..?

[soraofficial]

Sometimes you just gotta eat roast beef lunch meat straight out of the bag

[official--gaston]

What.. What kind of roast beef.. Who is it made of

[soraofficial]

…a…cow…I imagine???

[official--gaston]

I don’t believe you.. Your the one who killed and ate king Triton, arent you?

[rough--official]

who what where why the fucketh

[official--gaston]

I’m still wondering that myself.. Sora is a cruel child if it is true..

[soraofficial]

I have killed numerous people but I have not once eaten king Triton

[official--gaston]

Damn then who was that???? I could have sworn it was you but i believe you if it wasnt dude?

[soraofficial]

Don’t know.

GASP! WE SHOULD SOLVE THE MYSTERY! LETS BECOME DETECTIVES!

[official--gaston]

It’s the only way, Sora.. we must

[soraofficial]

Sometimes you just gotta eat roast beef lunch meat straight out of the bag

[official--gaston]

What.. What kind of roast beef.. Who is it made of

[soraofficial]

…a…cow…I imagine???

[official--gaston]

I don’t believe you.. Your the one who killed and ate king Triton, arent you?

[rough--official]

who what where why the fucketh

[official--gaston]

I’m still wondering that myself.. Sora is a cruel child if it is true..

[soraofficial]

I have killed numerous people but I have not once eaten king Triton

[official--gaston]

Damn then who was that???? I could have sworn it was you but i believe you if it wasnt dude?

[april-official]

@gladstone-officail-revived Papa! We have a problem!

[gladstone-officail-revived]

ARE YOU OK WHAT IS WRONG?!?!?!

[april-official]

It’s Mama, she forgot us!

[gladstone-officail-revived]

Wha-what?!?

[april-official]

She didn’t make it…but, I know we can help her remember if we work together!

[gladstone-officail-revived]

You think so? :)

[april-official]

Absolutely!!

[official--gaston]

It sounds like you have a bit of an issue… Perhaps I could help?

[april-official]

Could you, Mister?

[official--gaston]

Well, of course! You see, any spell can be broken by true love.. If you can get your Papa to kiss Magica, then perhaps she would remember! And if she were to hug you, that should work..

[gladstone-officail-revived]

You were right

[official--gaston]

I'm glad to hear it! If any of you need any other type of help, just call for me!

[soraofficial]

Sometimes you just gotta eat roast beef lunch meat straight out of the bag

[official--gaston]

What.. What kind of roast beef.. Who is it made of

[soraofficial]

…a…cow…I imagine???

[official--gaston]

I don’t believe you.. Your the one who killed and ate king Triton, arent you?

[rough--official]

who what where why the fucketh

[official--gaston]

I'm still wondering that myself.. Sora is a cruel child if it is true..

[soraofficial]

Sometimes you just gotta eat roast beef lunch meat straight out of the bag

[official--gaston]

What.. What kind of roast beef.. Who is it made of

[soraofficial]

…a…cow…I imagine???

[official--gaston]

I don't believe you.. Your the one who killed and ate king Triton, arent you?

[soraofficial]

Sometimes you just gotta eat roast beef lunch meat straight out of the bag

[official--gaston]

What.. What kind of roast beef.. Who is it made of

[linkle--official]

...I just shot a man...

[official-whiterun-guard]

By order of the Jarl, stop right there!

[linkle--official]

*tearing up* HE ASKED ME TO SHOOT HIM!

[official-whiterun-guard]

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

She didn’t kill me. So it ain’t illegal

[official-whiterun-guard]

That is still assault, but if you don’t want to press charges I guess I can let this slide

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Let the kid go

[official-whiterun-guard]

Very well, you are free to go kid

[linkle--official]

@official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r Why’d you do that for me? I thought you didn’t like me…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I never said I hated you, just hated the whole ‘hero’ bullshit.

[linkle--official]

Alright…I’m still gonna be a hero, though.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

There ain’t no heroes kids, just soldiers

[official--gaston]

There are too, heroes! In fact, I am one of them!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

No you are just a cunt

[official--gaston]

Haha, you must have me confuses with @gaston-official! I am a different man! He is an impostor, who has went around causing hell here! I am the true Gaston, not that crude creature!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Wait so that asshole wasn’t even the real one? My apologize

[official--gaston]

All is forgiven! And while I will still hunt monsters and beasts, I am no longer hunting otherwise. I still buy fake antler decorations, though.. Anyways, do you still need people fighting those blood sucker things?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

The nest is taken out, but there are still a few around here, so if you see them, kill em

[official--gaston]

Will do! So, what do these creatures look like, anyways?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Tall humanoids, with smooth skin, tentacles instead of mouths, and glowing yellow eyes, which is important because when they turn invisble, you can sometimes see their eyes

[official--gaston]

Hmmm, alright. I’ll admit theyre not hint like the beasts I’ve fought before, but I’m willing to try.

[gaston-official]

What is this!? You know good and well your no Gaston. I and the Gaston here and don’t plan of being overtaken by an imposter.

Come at me bro!

[official--gaston]

No, I won’t come anywhere near you… Don’t speak to me. I’m trying to help Nikolai… Don’t speak to me.

[gaston-official]

No! The True Gaston doesn’t run from a fight. I am what I am and that’s good enough! @official- -Gaston I know being me might sound like a dream come true but believe me it’s not. You have to have a backbone of iron to stand up the responsibility that I have. Tell me, who have granted to the gift of shape shifting because you look like me in all that right ways. Was it that Blue Genie? Of Ursula or Jafar?

[official--gaston]

No one did! I am the real Gaston, and a much better version of myself then you... Whirl you? Haha, looks like you're going around and bullying propel. The real Gaston is a hero! And I'm not running away from a fight. A true hero knows when to step down from one 💪 now, leave me be, I'm trying to drink!

[linkle--official]

...I just shot a man...

[official-whiterun-guard]

By order of the Jarl, stop right there!

[linkle--official]

*tearing up* HE ASKED ME TO SHOOT HIM!

[official-whiterun-guard]

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

She didn’t kill me. So it ain’t illegal

[official-whiterun-guard]

That is still assault, but if you don’t want to press charges I guess I can let this slide

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Let the kid go

[official-whiterun-guard]

Very well, you are free to go kid

[linkle--official]

@official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r Why’d you do that for me? I thought you didn’t like me…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I never said I hated you, just hated the whole ‘hero’ bullshit.

[linkle--official]

Alright…I’m still gonna be a hero, though.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

There ain’t no heroes kids, just soldiers

[official--gaston]

There are too, heroes! In fact, I am one of them!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

No you are just a cunt

[official--gaston]

Haha, you must have me confuses with @gaston-official! I am a different man! He is an impostor, who has went around causing hell here! I am the true Gaston, not that crude creature!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Wait so that asshole wasn’t even the real one? My apologize

[official--gaston]

All is forgiven! And while I will still hunt monsters and beasts, I am no longer hunting otherwise. I still buy fake antler decorations, though.. Anyways, do you still need people fighting those blood sucker things?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

The nest is taken out, but there are still a few around here, so if you see them, kill em

[official--gaston]

Will do! So, what do these creatures look like, anyways?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Tall humanoids, with smooth skin, tentacles instead of mouths, and glowing yellow eyes, which is important because when they turn invisble, you can sometimes see their eyes

[official--gaston]

Hmmm, alright. I’ll admit theyre not hint like the beasts I’ve fought before, but I’m willing to try.

[gaston-official]

What is this!? You know good and well your no Gaston. I and the Gaston here and don’t plan of being overtaken by an imposter.

Come at me bro!

[official--gaston]

No, I won't come anywhere near you... Don't speak to me. I'm trying to help Nikolai... Don't speak to me.