Amelia

master of karate and friendship for everyone

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[being-john-malkobitch]

Every book in the History of Literature summed up in a single sentence

[jenny-hanniver]

I ugly-laughed at several of these.

[thequantumqueer]

circadian rhythm? no, i have a cicadian rhythm. i sleep for 10 years and then scream fuck and die all at once. i do this every day.

[antique-scarecrow]

hi this is actually my all time favorite tumblr post

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[fuckdumbshit]

Cryptid that shoots you when you find out about it

[fuckdumbshit]

Glock ness monster

[kenisle]

gunfoot

[anarchocunt]

Dick Cheney

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[orzesc]

[cannon-fannon]

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

[tjspider]

You are witnessing a broken human being

[mauridianhallow]

This is actually me like constantly now

[sidevilde]

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

[alfaangel]

[jakegyllenhaal]

me thinking about the continuous progression of time

[anxietyproblem]

[stardust-devi]

Saoirse Ronan as Jo March - Little Women (2019), dir. Greta Gerwig

[aliewa]

Doctor: How many days out of a month do you feel fatigued?

Me: (stares into the camera like I’m in The Office)

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[ourspecial]

ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.

[foxpost-generator]

My job is done.

[karacat]

[spoonie-humour]

#justspooniethings

“Oh, sorry I’m so out of it! I just took a shower. I’m exhausted.”

[igor-shesterkin]