Some
Someā¦ thatās all the message says. Iām staring at the screen and I feel my whole body shake. Some what ? Some..one? Some..thing? Someā¦body once told me? What does the user want from me?? I fall to the ground. My knees are buckling, Iām quivering like a majestic flower in the wind, or one of those inflatables they put outside of car supply places but in a majestic way. I check my blood sugar, but no. That isnāt it, my blood sugar is fine. I feel confused, but I donāt feel anxious. That isnāt it. I pull at the coat I made out of Sulleyās shaved fur around me tighter. Thatās it. A wind blows through the open window of Monsters Incorporated and I can tell something is happening. One could say the winds are changing, like a Cat Stevens song when the radio in your car skips.
Someā¦.
Mikey PLEASE back it up for everyone
Yeah Mike shake your wazowski for everyone
ā¦isnāt that what you were suggesting sulley wulley?
NO I was telling him to delete his post
Why would you say that to me sulleyā¦
Someone had to say it mike
NOW YOUāRE STEALING MY TEXT COLORS??? SULLEYā¦. This has gone TOO far Iām going to go stay with a friend for tonight
Maybe I should go too..
Noā¦ you can stay celia. I love you unconditionally
What are you saying sulleyā¦? That you donāt love me ..??
Oh I love you. But under conditions
What conditions sulley????
That you delete this post
WHY SULLEYā¦ WHY SHOULD I
1) you didnāt mention the hit song āsomewhere over the rainbowā ONCE
2) it sounds like a wattpad fanfic
Iām sorry about not mentioning the hit song āsomewhere over the rainbowā but this does NOT sound like a wattpad fanficā¦ I canāt believe you would say this to me
Yanno what it does kinda sound like a wattpad fanfic
Not you too celia?? How could you say this to me.. (starts crying)
Hey some wattpad fanfics are really good though Mike! Itās like one of those wattpad fanfics..
Stop lying to him celiacs
That is not a cute nickname sulley and be nice..
Why should I show him any mercy after what he did ā¦.
Sulley WHAT are you talking about ????
Well uh. You didnāt let me push that old lady down in the dollar tree yesterday
Sulley for the second time the employees werenāt letting you do that. I was just standing there
YEAH WELL. You wouldnāt let me sleep with the ps5 in the bed
Thatās only because you got your finger stuck in it last time and I had to call 5 GameStops before someone had any type of advice on what to do and they told us to saw your finger off or have a ps5 shaped acrylic nail for the rest of your life! Youāre lucky I was able to get it off without breaking your finger or the ps5ā¦
(Sniffles) stop yelling at me
Sulley whatās really bothering you. Did Mike reall do something wrong?? Or are you just upset ?,
Maybe Iām a little upsetā¦.
What about big guy?
(Starts sobbing)
I was playing in some kidās Minecraft server the other day and he blew up my house and called me a wiener
WHAT???? WHO WOULD DO THAT???
HE ALSO SAID MY MINECRAFT SKIN WASNT COOLā¦
WHAT?, BUT ISNT YOUR MINECRAFT SKIN STILL NERMAL, THE FUNNY LITTLE CAT FRIEND OF GARFIELD???
(Cries harder) yeah,,
THATās ITā¦ give me his gamer tag I know how to dox someone with just that
Now now celia, itās not alright to dox people , especially children, even if it would make us feel better..
but yes letās look at that gamer tag, I wonder if itās someone from milhouses school
Whatās the spam fam?
Oh nothing, your papa mike is just trying to stop me from dozing children on the internet . Also do you happen to know who #bigchungus64 is on the PlayStation network, Millie? Asking for a friend. }o)
Oh good Iām glad you arenāt doxing anybody mom :n) the thrillhouse says doxing is not cool. and oh yeah I think thatās my new teacher at school
Wait mom what do you mean asking for a friend you donāt have friends
. Milliam do you know what it means to be emancipated sweetie ?
WAIT IT WAS YOUR TEACHER WHO BLEW UP MY MINECRAFT HOUSE AND CALLED ME A WEINER ???
MR PEEPEE DID THAT((??? Dad we have to go to school now I have to bully my teacher
Now milimeter bullying is wrong ā¦
if children do it, now get in the car letās go fight mr peepee and get some Dairy Queen after okay?
That sounds poggers dad !!! Letās go!!!
Millie willie nobody says poggers anymore I donāt think
Ohā¦.. (sniffles) unrelated but can you carry me I feel sad now
Actually Iāve decided itās cool but only when you say it (carries him)
Can I drive
I donāt know Sull last time you said you were going to drive milhouse to school you drove him to New Jersey
And? It was urgent
What was so urgent you had to drive through to the human world and to New Jersey ??
Oh We went to a nickelback concert
I thought you didnāt like nickelback
Uh yeah, we went to protest them putting on a concert because we donāt like them
ā¦ well anyways I think I should drive
But mike you only have one eyeā¦ and so does celia, so I donāt think she should drive either
Oh I can see fine but I have an outstanding warrant for my arrest after I ran over Sportacus again
Why did you run over Sportacus again ..?
He was doing parkour in the middle of the street in my defense, and he came out of nowhere. Plus heās fine so it doesnāt matter
Also papa itās sportapiss he had it coming
Yeah he has a point mike
MILLIAMHOUSE watch your mouth and sulley stop being a bad influence on our son!!!! Now!!!!! Whose driving !!!!!! If it isnāt gonna be me, it canāt be celia, and it canāt be you, sulley, whose gonna drive???
I can drive for you
HOW DID YOU GET IN OUR HOUSE
I was hungry
THAT DOESNT ANSWER HER QUESTION ??? also we donāt know you??
Oh hey mr tweedy
YOU KNOW THIS MAN SULL??
Oh yeah me and mr t go way back
You two go back where ??
Back to december all the tiiiiiime
Omg you remember our song š
Of course I do š now get in the car and drive us to school
Yeah okay (shoves mike into the passenger seat) do you mind if I play some music,?
I GUESS not
(Starts playing Photograph by Nickelback)
Noā¦.. NO. I thought you were COOLER than this mr tweedy (starts sobbing)
I canāt believe youāve fucking betrayed me like this, mr t. We might have went way back but now I wish I could take back all those memories. You have soiled my life by re-entering it. Because of you, Iām going to have no choice but to abandon my family again and try to reignite my dream of becoming a country music star. Did you know I was about to become a husband? Teach. I was going to get married to the loves of my life, Celia Betty Mae and Michael Buble Wazowski, and my son Milliamhouse Van Houten-Wazowski-Sullivan-Mae was going to be turning 11, and my child Alex Wazowski-Sullivan-Mae thatās totally not the legendary PokĆ©mon Uxie who is named after that talking parrot Aviary Language Experiment would be turning like 1002 this year. Youāre really going to take this all away from me? I canāt believe you. Iām glad your wife divorced you. Everyone deserves better than you. I hope the next time you put on dry socks you step on an ice cube. Fuck you mr tweedy
Sulley please donāt do thisā¦ the last time you tried to be a country music star you got arrested. Letās leave this asshole and go to milhouses school, okay?
Wait celiaās middle name is Betty ..??
(Pushes him out of the moving car and takes the front seat) okay Iām getting hungry so Iām driving now .. letās get to school so we can get Dairy Queen after
Yeah okay, letās get this over with my handsome son killhouse
Dad thatās so sweet š„ŗš„ŗ (crashes into a parked car in front of the school)
FINALLY weāre here.. now letās go confront this mr peepee
(Marches into the office) we demand to speak to mr peepee
(Starts crying) but my name is spongebob
But we need to speak to the teacher here names mr peepee
(Too busy crying)
(Sighs and picks spongebob up and starts carrying him)
(Sees @unofficial-rizzo and tackles him)
(Screams) WHAT HAVE YOU COME TO LET YOUR SON KILL ME AGAIN
DO YOU KNOW WHERE MR PEEPEE IS???
d. Do you mean PepƩ???
Hola did someone say my name?
(Tackles him) NOW. DID YOU BLOW UP SULLEYāS HOUSE IN MINECRAFT
What are you talking about? I only play Minecraft on private servers okay
TSK.. heās refusing to tell the truth. What do you want us to do Sulley?
ā¦ Sulley?
(Stops crying to stare at sulley)
Sorry I was just thinkingā¦ I guess I can forgive him if his crimes, but first, I need to sing him a song to make myself feel better.. (takes a deep breath)
ā At FIRST I was afraid, I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without you by my sideā¦ but Iāve spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong, and I grew strong, and I learned how to get alooong and now SO WHAT!!!! Iām still a ROCKSTAR!!! I got my ROCK MOVES!!!!! And I donāt neeeeeed youuuu TONIGHT! (He starts crying and drops the microphone, turning away to leave) alright letās go get Dairy Queen
Sulley that was a beautiful remix of I Will Survive, So What, and you crying hysterically but donāt you want us to like bully him??
Yeah I mean sulley.. we did come all the way here..?? Werenāt you really upset?