GREETINGS!
I am THE Dr. Ivo Robotnik, otherwise known as Dr. Eggman!
I know, I know, you all must be VERY excited by the existence of this blog. It IS all about ME, after all, and I AM quite magnificent, if I do say so myself. Anyway, I figured I should write down some basic information for any newcomers.
β’ This blog has 5 very handsome Eggmen behind it! Game!Eggman, Boom!Eggman, Movie!Eggman, Classic!Eggman, and Snapcube!Eggman. These names are based on how the people from your universe tend to refer to us!
β’ I, Game!Eggman, plan to achieve World Domination & Roboticization. When I do so, I will create an empire known as The Eggpire. I also intend on replacing all species with robots and machines once I am in charge. That doesn't sound great, but believe me, life as a robot is far easier than being human. No conflict, no dysphoria, no existential dread, no midlife crisis, no cringy phases β You just serve me! A much easier life, in my opinion! If this is something you believe would benefit the world... Join the Eggpire and follow me today!
β’ The other Eggmen on this blog have different goals to me (apart from Classic, we have the same idea). Movie!Eggman wants to dissect Sonic and achieve World Domination. Boom!Eggman wants to defeat Sonic and achieve World Domination.
β’ Snapcube!Eggman was never meant to be on this blog. He is a hacker. We can't get rid of him. We don't know what the hell he wants. I wish I could tell you his motives.
β’ Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. is NOT welcome on this blog. I may be a villain, but I'm not a monster! BY THE WAY I'M BISEXUAL.
β’ My pronouns are he/him. I'm a transman and I expect you all to be respectful of that. If you aren't, you're BANNED from the Eggpire, and badniks will be sent to murder you.
β’ This is an ANTI-SONIC blog! I have SERIOUS beef with that disgusting creature. Sonic supporters, DNI. :/
β’ My IQ is INCREDIBLY high. Which means I am always right. Don't try to argue with me ever. I have 70 alternative accounts and all of them WILL attack you.
β’ You may ask almost anything you want! Anything suggestive will be tagged with 'suggestive', so followers who don't want to see that should filter those tags.
β’ I met the other Eggmen after messing with the multiverse.
β’ YOU ALL MUST FOLLOW: @official-agent-stones @sage-rob0tnik
β’ DO NOT FOLLOW THE HEDGEHOG ( @official-sonic-the-hedgehog ) .
β’ If you wanna have a robotomy, just ask and I'll turn you into a robot free of charge! (It can help with gender euphoria & general insecurities!) Posts with you will be tagged with your robot's name, which you get to pick! You also pick which Eggman you belong to, but Game will always be the one to do the process since the others don't know how to do it.
