EuRopÄIscHe UniON!

I luv u bb. <3

[official-german-puns]

[official-german-puns]

[official-german-translationen]

Du hast gehört von Schraubendreher und Schraubenzieher, jetzt mach dich bereit für

Schraubenschrauber

[official-eu]

The schraubenfahrer.

[official-german-translationen]

Du hast gehört von Schraubendreher und Schraubenzieher, jetzt mach dich bereit für

Schraubenschrauber

[official-eu]

The schraubenfahrer.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your accent is just your mouths font

[official-eu]

Dein Akzent ist bloß die Schriftart deines Mundes.

[ruggedlyhandsome]

[royal-but-alone-mind]

that’s my hometown vienna lmao but idk where this statue is

[royal-but-alone-mind]

Plankengasse, 1010 Wien

Found it

[honeyscorpio]

I found it too!

[ethnitiddy]

Bitch me too THE FUCK

[sickpage]

[paprikaschildkroete]

by ZDF heute Show

[catchymemes]

[official-eu]

Cockney is such a great accent. I like listening to it.

[official-eu]

Vive la révolution!

#Male-presentingnipple

As a reply to the stupid decisions of @staff, @dedalvs came up with a great idea: “MALE-PRESENTING” nipples!

Here is a link to his post.

Have some male- presenting nipples then @staff!

“ ADDENDUM: Oh, you know what? I just realized. The guidelines say that we can’t show female-presenting nipples starting on the 18th, and look what I did! I just assumed that meant only male-presenting nipples are okay. How cisnormative of me! If only female-presenting nipples are banned, then that means genderfluid-presenting nipples should be okay—NOT just male-presenting nipples! So feel free to reblog with your genderfluid-presenting nipples, too! Just be sure to emphasize that your nipples are conscientious objectors to the gender binary and do not conform to gender norms. (Also due to how the sentence is written, I believe the gender thing only applies to the nipples—not necessarily the rest of the human being the nipples are attached to [e.g. you could be cisgender male but have genderfluid nipples]. Something to keep in mind.) “ - @dedalvs (I hope you dont mid me, quoting you.)

Feel free to reblog and add your own nipples!

Vive la révolution!!!!

[official-eu]

I hope Ireland and North Ireland can overcome the stupidity of religion and find a way to live together in peace.

[mogifire]

[blundstone-deactivated20170419]

Fucking hell this is 10/10

[official-eu]

Und am Ende sind wir alle Menschen.

[official-eu]

It's Vanillekipferl time!

Which is your favourite holiday cookie?

[kosmonin]

[official-eu]

USA: where is my good friend?

GER: fick dich ins knie du dummes stück scheiße!

[official-eu]

>me a german

>works as a chef

>prepares stuff meal

>cooks Pellkartoffeln und Kräuterquark

>stuff: only Kartoffeln?

>me a german: das heißt PELLKARTOFFELN MIT KRÄUTERQUARK!

[allthingsgerman]

https://twitter.com/Moami_/status/1060635732283457536

[official-eu]

@official-austria, siehe dort, ein leckeres Schnizel mit

wie es @official-deutschland am liebsten hat.

[official-eu]

Who’s your Daddy?

@everyofficialblogonthishellwebsite