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[tjvorian-deactivated20181217]

As far as I'm concerned...

Beyonce: Queen of Performance Lana: Queen of Poetry Gaga: Queen of Identity Nicki: Queen of Flow Adele: Queen of Vocals Grimes: Queen of Lizards

[cloverclark-deactivated20180312]

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

[voiceofkiki]

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

[thesenseof-dance]

[kissesformabitches]

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

[official-hyperbole]

straight people: * make every movie straight and assume their infant children are already straight*

lgbt couple: indirectly look at each other in public

straight people: thats it. ive had it. im not homophobic but this is too much. its all in my face and i cannot do this. my heterosexual eyes are throbbing-

[artifixial]

[official-hyperbole]

I fucking hate this website

[ruinedchildhood]

[official-hyperbole]

can't relate

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[ourladyofperpetualfandom-deacti]

[young-replica]

[mrbonesmidnitespookshow]

im in

[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

THE HACKING IS COMING FROM IN THE HOUSE

[charliecox]

when its a group presentation but the teacher is judging you individually

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

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DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[jaidefinichongg]

[pinkgliitter]

If someone tells you “don’t call me that” or “don’t touch me in that way” who the fuck are you to object and/or get mad??????

[castlesprincess]

EVEN IF YOURE IN A RELATIONSHIP

[pinkgliitter]

^^^ ESPECIALLY if you’re in a relationship

[bugtears-deactivated20180325]

Even if it’s happened before without protest!!!

[pinkgliitter]

^^^^

[onlytwitterpics]

[official-hyperbole]

[peashooter85]

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

[frankocean]

I had the time of my life making all of this. thank you all. especially those of you who never let me forget I had to finish. which is basically every one of ya’ll. haha. love you.