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Rich and creamy, super savory, and oh so comforting! This cozy white bean soup is packed with flavor and hearty enough for a meal. Recipe: https://www.connoisseurusveg.com/white-bean-soup/
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PRICE: ★★★★
EASE: ★★★★
CLEANUP: ★★★✰
A rough and dirty recipe. Uploading from phone so the formatting is wonky. Sorry I've been neglecting this! Doing a busy convention year had taken up all my spoons!
But! This was inspired by the fact that my kroger had momofuku instant noodles on sale. They're higher quality and usually around $12 for a 5 pack but they were on sale for $4 per 5 pack.
So I bought a bunch and made some pantry pad-thai! It was sooo good and extremely filling! It only took about 10-15 minutes to make (not including the tofu, which I'd been working on passively since yesterday.)
INGREDIENTS
-1 packet instant noodles (including seasoning. )I used momofuku but you could probably use instant ramen/ noodles of most brands
-1 egg
-1 TB peanut butter
-1 TB soy sauce
Optional
-Fried marinated tofu (had some tofu in the fridge for awhile and spent yesterday drying and marinading it,) leftover chicken/pork/whatever (this will likely increase the time/price factors, so up to you!)
-Green onion
-sriracha
-sesame seeds
-whatever frozen veg you have on hand. (We accidentally got a big bag of frozen kale from kroger so I've just been throwing some of that in with everything. But you could use spinach, carrots, peas, corn, whatever!)
-I used some of the leftover tofu marinade in the noodles along with the flavor packet, which included brown sugar, rice vinegar, fish sauce, sesame oil, soy sauce, red pepper flakes, and water
Start cooking noodles in water according to package instructions. While you're doing that, cook up any optional proteins in a front pan. Just before the noodles are done, drain them and toss them into pan with your protein/egg on low-med. Add your spoonfuls of peanut butter and soy sauce (and any additional marinade.)
Serve in a bowl, optionally top with sesame seeds, sriracha, and green onion!
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girls I know this isn’t at the top of the concerns list but you’re gonna want to stop eating commercially produced meat real soon
@najaside not a dumb question! I’m going to answer here instead of the replies bc it’s a pretty common one & there’s lots to say.
USDA regulations are not the same for large commercial producers as they are for small producers. there is this precedent that a big certified facility will stay sanitary and adequate better than a small facility, on top of huge companies having the money to get away with awful safety lapses - for example, with the recent boar’s head recall, the USDA was aware of extreme violations of sanitation requirements for a year before the listeria outbreak, did not punish them then, and despite people dying from the listeria outbreak, still have not penalized them at all. https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/08/blood-puddles-mold-tainted-meat-bugs-boars-head-inspections-are-horrifying/
The USDA recorded 69 violations in a year. So far, 9 people have died in the outbreak.
all that is to say - local meat is more likely to be safe. feedlots are notorious disease vectors, on top of these huge companies cutting corners as much as possible at the cost of consumer safety. finding local butchers, homesteaders, etc. to buy from is invaluable! you can do a simple google search, join local farmer / homesteader groups, go to farmers’ markets, etc. nothing is zero risk, and this isn’t me saying no local producer will ever cut corners or do risky practices, but they are at MUCH higher risk of their entire livelihood being lost if they fail to keep up with safety and health standards than large companies (as you can see, they just… keep doing what they’re doing, whereas a local producer would have their entire reputation destroyed and operation penalized or shut down). many farms also allow tours, have events for you to visit them, etc. so you can get an idea of how they operate and build relationships with producers directly.
and, otherwise: don’t use anything pre cooked, because then you won’t be cooking it to kill the bacteria. all FDA recalls with reasoning can be found here, and the list is always updated to date. https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts
FDA and industry press releases regarding product recalls
addendum: this unfortunately also applies to produce. buy local, visit farmers markets, apply for SNAP/EBT and see if they have farmers’ market “double your money” programs. look into community supported agriculture, AKA basically a local food subscription box, check for co-ops and other local shops that supply local goods and list where products are from.
Wanted to add:
Do not fucking drink raw milk. I know a lot of smaller farmers will sell it but look at me, DO NOT FUCKING DRINK RAW MILK. There are NO health benefits to this, anyone claiming there are is, regardless of intention, spreading pseudoscience wellness culture bullshit. Raw milk is not safe and will get you VERY sick, especially with the current H5N1 outbreak, you should be avoiding unpasteurized milk at all costs. Pasteurization does not do anything/add anything to milk that makes it bad for you, it's legit just heating to a high temperature up for a couple of seconds to kill germs or viruses or bacteria, which I cannot stress enough, is a good thing that has saved millions of lives. For the love of god, avoid raw milk.
Cook your eggs all the way through. This hurts, believe me it hurts I fucking love runny eggs, but between the likely relax in food safety regulations and the unknowns around H5N1 consuming under-cooked eggs turning into a huge risk.
Wash your veggies!! I always see people say produce can't cause food-borne illnesses but that's not true, and rn it's gonna be a really fucking good idea to properly clean produce, EVEN if it comes from a local small farm.
This is also a great time to familiarize yourself with food safety rules and how to prepare meat, fish, eggs, and even vegetables in a way that kills anything harmful that might be lingering in or on them. Wash your veggies. Cook chicken and pork and fish to the correct temperature. I would honestly probably avoid rare steak, and don't do burgers rare either. Learn the signs of botulism contamination as well. Don't get so panicked that you never eat anything but most people are not taught how to safely prepare food unless they end up working in a professional kitchen and rn it's gonna be important for you to know this shit.
I don't think telling people they have to avoid pre-cooked food is helpful given how many poor, elderly, and disabled people rely on that stuff. The best bet if you're worried about it is to keep an eye on recall lists and make sure you cook anything frozen or pre-packaged correctly, or even cook it extra or again if you want. Like don't just re-heat the jarred pasta sauce, heat it to a temperature that will kill anything lingering in there, habits like that can help a lot especially if you know the correct temperatures needed to make the food safe. If you can cook and have disabled friends or family who can't, offer to help. Batch cook stuff that can be frozen, offer to take them to farmer's markets or the store, keep an eye on that recall list and notify them or even help them go through their food and throw out things. All of this takes time and energy and resources a lot of poor, elderly, and disabled people just don't have. So if you can help them, help them.
Also while yes local farms are less likely to be completely fucking evil, they are not immune to bad habits and disease and outright idiocy. Right now we are dealing with a truly MASSIVE bird flu(H5N1) outbreak in chickens and cows as well as wild birds and a lot of other mammals, and that includes livestock on small farms. The first H5N1 infections found in pigs were on a backyard farm that let it's livestock mingle and share water/feed. And again, local farmers will absolutely sell raw milk and swear up and down that it's fine and healthy and not a problem at all. You cannot just blindly trust small/local farms to protect you, you must back it up with proper food safety and common sense. Also if you're going to a farmer's market or to tour a small farm you should mask, frequently wash your hands, and avoid touching any animals you don't know 100% for sure aren't sick. I don't think H5N1 is going to go H2H but every new infection increases the risk of mutation and you need to be aware of it.
On the subject of H5N1, start paying attention to it. The Biden Administration is dropping the ball on this shit so hard it's genuinely scary, and I know for a fact if it does go H2H Trump will not handle it at all. Covid was the warm up, we do NOT want to see a bird flu pandemic in humans, especially with Trump in charge.
Buy and wear masks, learn the signs of illness in wild animals and honestly unless you really know what you're doing you should probably avoid touching wild animals at all right now, especially wild birds. If you go to a farm or farmer's market or fair mask up, wash your hands, and avoid direct contact with animals if you can. Also bring your fucking cats inside, bird flu is lethal in cats and they will drag it into your house and probably get you sick too, and again, that's one more chance for H5N1 to mutate. And if you won't by god at least get your pets vaccinated, there are low-cost clinics and I think even PetSmart will do them for cheap, it's important for not just us but our pets as well to avoid catching and spreading preventable illnesses.
Disabled people have been screaming for years now about public health being completely destroyed and covid has done irreparable damage to the way we as a society see health and safety, even amongst leftists and progressives, which is very fucking bad. Learn to protect yourself and others, please, it's on us now.
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i had to make a solution for this for myself, mostly because of depression, but it makes a nice How To for folks who are low on spoons or could use some help in the kitchen.
Fortunately i was a professional cook for over a decade. UNfortunately the first post i made explaining it was suuuuper long. Let's see if i can do better
So you select any protein that you can cook in a frying pan -- chicken breasts, ground beef, pork chops, sausages, steak, chicken thighs, whatever. You also select one or two types of veggie (mushrooms or tubers also work, i just did this with potatoes and carrots for dinner tonight).
[i like cooking for vegetarians, but this is how i cook for myself when i'm low on spoons - perhaps i'll do another post for meatless meals]
You'll also need some kind of oil, and a sauce or two of your choice in a bottle. All cooking gear is a large frying pan with lid (i prefer non-stick) a spatula, a cutting board, and a knife.
You cut the veggies into bite size pieces, cut up enough for two meals. One kind of veggie is fine, or you can do mix two or three
Put frying pan on medium heat with a little oil. Tubers or mushrooms or go in the pan a few minutes before the protein. 2 portions of the protein goes in the pan, about 5 minutes with lid (don't worry you can still get a good sear on both sides)
Now flip your protein if it's flip-able and add normal veggies, put the lid back on another five-ish minutes.
Take your protein out and put it with one portion of the veggies in a microwave safe container. That's going to be your lunch tomorrow. Put the other portion of protein on a plate to rest (you have to let a cooked protein sit a couple minutes before you serve it or when you cut into it all the juices run out and it goes dry - the liquids thicken as it cools, preventing this drying out if you let it rest, the goal is to serve it very warm but not hot hot)
While it's resting, pour some sauce from your bottle in the pan with the rest of the veggies and turn up the heat. A single sauce/bottle is fine, i like to get fancy and mix a couple. Two examples of personal favorite mixes are 1: bbq sauce and a hot sauce like sriracha 2: roughly equal parts low sodium soy sauce and worcestershire (makes something similar to a teriyaki sauce) A swallow of wine is almost always a great option if you want to add that to your sauce too, just add it to the pan before the other sauces so the alcohol has time to burn off.
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Here is the important bit. While your veggies are finishing, wash your cutting board and chef knife. Then when you dump your veggies and sauce over your protein on the plate, while it is still too hot to eat, you wash your frying pan and spatula before you eat. Now the only dishes you have left to do are your plate and fork. Maybe a steak knife.
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The whole thing takes about 35 minutes even with washing the dishes, and that includes your lunch for the next day- just pour a different sauce on and stick it in the microwave for a couple minutes (or five minutes back in the frying pan) and you have a full healthy lunch with a different flavor
You can use this technique every single meal and it yields hundreds of combinations, from pork and potatoes bbq, to salmon and broccoli teriyaki, to chicken and zucchini in a soy glaze.
It will keep you down to less than an hour of kitchen time per day total for both lunch and dinner including all dish clean up, uses the least dishes, the least effort, requires the least technique, and is, depending on what you pick out, very affordable
here are a couple more examples from this month; i didn’t take pictures of the salmon i did recently, but you get the idea
it's not super fancy, but it is easy, affordable, quick, and any flavors you want. Hope this helps some folks
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hey i just want to address a thing or two real quick
the time is adjusted for beginners/those low on spoons so that i don't give false expectations to people.
Because i've worked in kitchens, when i'm at full energy and highly motivated, i can probably do this in 18 minutes if pick the right veggie.
but if i'm exhausted or depressed or whatever (or for someone less experienced in a kitchen) 35 minutes is a more realistic time. Plus it gives wiggle room for things like choosing mushrooms or potatoes, or using an extra thick piece of protein, or fiddling with the sauce, all of which which can add a few minutes.
So if you happen to take 40 or 45 minutes to do this, you're not going to feel so much like i lied to you, whereas if i tell you this takes 20 minutes, while i personally can technically do that, i think it's sort of misrepresenting the truth of what this post is for. But i've seen a couple comments along the lines of "yeah maybe for YOU with your professional skills" and i just wanted to clear that up. The good news is (especially for those whose issue is kitchen skill more than spoons) the more comfortable with this technique you become, the closer to, like, a 25 minute time you can probably get
And if this amount of effort is too much for you, then it's too much for you, and i hope you find better solutions.
I spent about a year only being able to eat a single microwaved item each day because i was so depressed i had to reeeally force myself to do even that much. So I get it. But this is a good effort level for people who are somewhere between no spoons and full spoons, as well as for people who just don't really know what to do in a kitchen, and it does seem to be of use to people in those situations, and i am so happy to be able to offer any help i know how to offer.
wishing you all the best nutrition you can manage for yourself! <3
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We found this recipe online and its rull good. I subbed chicken breasts for chicken thighs and instead of sweet potato made a mix of sweet potato, turnip, and carrot. The mix of garlic, rosemary, and lemon is 👌👌👌👌 and its reasonably easy to put together.
I also made too much vegg so I mixed the veggies in spice and oil in a bowl, steamed it over the oven in one pan then cooked the chicken in another pan alongside it.
TIME: ★★★✰
PRICE: ★★★★
EASE: ★★★✰
CLEANUP: ★★★★
Sorry this took so long to get to! I...
-was out of state for a week -had covid immediately after for 2 weeks -had to remember to get sweet potato from the store
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It should be noted- I do not care for sweet potato. However, I wanted to make this recipe fairly true to form...and by that I mean I also added half an onion and some broccoli. BUT OTHER THAN THAT!
And you know what? This was REALLY frikkin tasty!
(I suppose I also used a fresh sweet potato and peeled/diced it rather than getting frozen.)
It takes between 20-30 minutes of hanging out by the stove to make, but it's basically 1 pan (maybe a cutting board) so cleanup is easy, none of the ingredients are particularly expensive, and I found it pretty easy to make.
(I also cooked mine in a cast-iron, which is different from the recommended, but I love my cast-iron.)
Not the prettiest photo in the world, but I almost forgot to take one so I didn't plate it nicely.
It was pretty damn good!