King Of The Koopas

I’m chilling like a mother fucker

[official-king-bowser]

i love you

I hate you too

[official-king-bowser]

Today is Prince Bowser Junior DAY!, (how would you celebrate with you son?

Teaching him the “fuck” word

[official-king-bowser]

Hey Bowser have you seen that comic of you and Dr. Mario doing things together

what in the-I DON’T LOVE MARIO HE UGLY AS MONKEYS

[official-king-bowser]

They made the song "Electric Feel"

Never heard of it

[official-king-bowser]

Y’all celebrating Mario’s day while my day exist too you know!

[official-supermario]

I’mma sorry you’re a day is a pass but I will still celebrate it so you want a hug?

[official-king-bowser]

Don’t throw your Sympathy at me I’m fine I’m not crying

[official-supermario]

High a five?

[official-king-bowser]

Nah, Imma go get myself snacks or watch some furries or whatever I feel like

[official-supermario]

*he shrugs*

[bowser-jr-official]

Don’t worry papa don’t mind Mario I got you besides we get to do something like....commit arson or something

[official-king-bowser]

We’ll do that later until I’m done reading papers but until then let’s chill for today

[official-king-bowser]

honest opinion on MGMT?

What the fuck is that what does that mean?

[official-king-bowser]

Y’all celebrating Mario’s day while my day exist too you know!

[official-supermario]

I’mma sorry you’re a day is a pass but I will still celebrate it so you want a hug?

[official-king-bowser]

Don’t throw your Sympathy at me I’m fine I’m not crying

[official-supermario]

High a five?

[official-king-bowser]

Nah, Imma go get myself snacks or watch some furries or whatever I feel like

[official-king-bowser]

Y’all celebrating Mario’s day while my day exist too you know!

[official-supermario]

I’mma sorry you’re a day is a pass but I will still celebrate it so you want a hug?

[official-king-bowser]

Don’t throw your Sympathy at me I’m fine I’m not crying

[official-king-bowser]

Y’all celebrating Mario’s day while my day exist too you know!

[official-mirror-mario]

scep arab fo gnik yad a uoy yppaH .GG ssap si yad er’uoy llew hO

[official-king-bowser]

I don’t know what you say but shut up!

[official-king-bowser]

Y’all celebrating Mario’s day while my day exist too you know!

[official-princesspeach]

Bowser you’re day was yesterday did you forget again?

[official-king-bowser]

Sadly yes I been in the sun for too fucking long! Officialverse has been empty sometimes

[official-princesspeach]

That’s what you get for sleeping too long anyways happy late day for you

[official-king-bowser]

What the fuck ever

[official-king-bowser]

Y’all celebrating Mario’s day while my day exist too you know!

[official-princesspeach]

Bowser you’re day was yesterday did you forget again?

[official-king-bowser]

Sadly yes I been in the sun for too fucking long! Officialverse has been empty sometimes

[official-king-bowser]

Y’all celebrating Mario’s day while my day exist too you know!

[official-king-bowser]

I dare you to listen to this: Mega Man: Fire Man Stage

*starts dancing while listening to it*

This song fucking Slaps!

[khonshu-official]

As a god, i am allowed to say as many swears as i want to with no consequences.

[official-king-bowser]

FUCK!

[incorrect-mario]

Mario, banging pans outside Bowser’s castle: I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YALL, YALL AINT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME

[official-supermario]

REASON I A DIDN’T BECAUSE BOWSER HAS BEEN PARTYING AT 3AM!

[official-king-bowser]

SHUT UP!

[incorrect-mario]

Peach,driving a car: Get the fuck off my car.

Bowser,hanging on to the side of the car: You won't let me in the car what'd you expect?!

[official-princesspeach]

Get off my car or I will call the police on you

[official-king-bowser]

No police will stop the oh mighty king

[theredbros]

The gang’s all here!

[bowser-jr-official]

Ayyy!

[official-princesspeach]

Hi!

[official-king-bowser]

Bwhahahaha!