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@official-mantis-shrimp-posts
Welcome to the (un)Official Mantis Shrimp Posts Blog!!!
This is my silly little gimmick blog.
The profile picture was made by the oatmeal, a very cool comic artist.
Tag me in mantis shrimp posts or send me mantis shrimp-related asks!
What is a mantis shrimp?
super cool crustacean
carnivorous stomatopod
the curator's favorite animal
basically a mantis with a lobster tail attached to it
The curator uses any pronouns and supports all human rights. Don't like? Get the fuck out.
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[id: a symmetrical digital drawing of a brightly colored shrimp. It is mostly teal with patterns in red, blue, green, yellow, and orange. It is on an underwater sandy background. End.]
Peacock mantis shrimp!
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a shrimposter
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it's (mantis) shrimp colors! 💗🧡💛💚💙💜
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Daily reminder that a mantis shrimp can punch so fast it creates a concave in water and it immediately collapses making heat a little less hot than the surface of the Sun imagine getting fucking rocked in the face with a punch from a less than one foot long mantis shrimp whose fist is going at around the speed of a bullet
If humans were able to hit with that amount of force a human who's only 60 kilos could punch you with the force of around five or six dynamites yes Dynamite the FUCKING BOMB
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meeked a smee and went on mantis shrimp wiki
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Calling meeeee?? :DD
try saying something Shakespearean
What hast thou done to me, shakespearean Grammarly equivalent!
I swear upon the seven souls that inhabit thine deities! I shall never ever forgive thine actions today. Thou hast awoken a desire in mine heart. A desire so deep that no man hath known it before!
À desire to speak as if I were the Bard
SO CLOSE
It is thy deities and heart, not thine (this is unless thou dostn't pronounce the h in heart)
Woag! Thank you Tumblr user is-this-shakespearean-accurate! I shall rectify my mistakes and try again in the future :3
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Arms
2 bronzong "arms"
Legs
2 gimmickblog bird legs
Wings
2 gimmickblog bird wings
Total limbs
6
No mantis shrimp here
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
I bring thee lisa's mantis shrimp.
crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten
i like them..
Round 2: The Quarterquarterquarterfinals
(Poll 18 of 64)
Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?
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We are losing by a close margin.
We're getting closer!
Round 2: The Quarterquarterquarterfinals
(Poll 18 of 64)
Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?
identifying-horses-in-posts
official-mantis-shrimp-posts
We are losing by a close margin.
Round 2: The Quarterquarterquarterfinals
(Poll 18 of 64)
Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?
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Hello!!! Can you please draw a mantis shrimp?? I just saw your shrimps :33
he looks so polite… but he is filled with violence and vigor…
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Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals
Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?
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Vote for the shrimp!
Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.
And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:
Darn shame if this circulated…
So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?
T R I P L E K I L L
DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.
Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy
Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)
@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground
Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button
damn better not….tag some famous people
@felixcloud6288 @teaboot
Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage
@amongussexgif (/nf)
oh noooooo… how could this have happened…
Oopsie
Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this
I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm
Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble
@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat
refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list
GET DA BISH.
sic em
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attacl
You know what to do soldiers.
Reeeeeeaal shame I hit that button
If I reblogged this, it sure would be a shame, wouldn’t it? Oopsie! My hand slipped!
Yeah okay, I’ll reblog that!
@real-british-empire
It’d be a shame… if someone stole this post. From america.
oh it’d be just a downright SHAME if i were to reblog this
> Beep Boop!! [^_^]
> Oh no!! I accidentally tagged a bunch of silly bots!! [>o<]
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why it’d just be a shame if this were spread further wouldn’t it
oopsie, misclicked. Tee hee
Reminder: The guy’s name is Lieutenant John Pike, in case you missed it above
oh no it would be sooo bad if I accidentally summoned my mutuals
@thatacefrog
@literallylink–who-tf-is-ravioli
@buggz-owlz
@chaos-triangle (hey star mind summoning literally everyone-)
On it!
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Screw the police
Free palestine
Peace 4 Ukraine
@c0rpseflowerz
@numba1kittytdrrkinkawaii
@chaos-triangle
@ my moots
Thank ya for summoning me yet again to this post!
@freakasaurus-rex @thatacefrog @that-weird-bee @evilscientist3 @a-calico-rabbit @weirdmageddon @weirdness-is-good @abd-illustrates @ghost-esc-tacy @bee-snail @bees-official @xx-th33-s1lly-0n3-xx @xx-d3m0n-k33p3r-d4rk-xx @aron-artist @kermit-the-fag-uwu @dungeonlv1
anyone else that I forgot this time an’ last time! There’re a lotta ya!
A damn crying shame….
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BRAXIE THE FLATWOODS MONSTER!! its been like a year, so whatever, heres what ive made of her!
a supervillain shopping undisguised at the dairy aisle. shes obviously very mantis shrimp bodied, the false eyes on the back of her head actually do detect movement/light. and her vitals change hue for a variety of expression.
she LOVES milk. doesnt understand cows though, so she leaves quite the gruesome abductee trail, that a certain bug-guy tracks.
sketches and insp below. more soon MORE NOW
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