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Grammarly cannot see the older forms of English. And so, as a scholar of the language of the time, I act to fill their role as a spellchecker.
Thou mayest also ask questions if thou wond'rest how some thing mayeth work.
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INTRODUCTION
Grammarly cannot see the older forms of English. And so, as a scholar of the language of the time, I act to fill their role as a spellchecker.
Thou mayest also ask questions if thou wond'rest how some thing mayeth work.
LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK
why do i even try
I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!
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1337 was middle english... so like, Chaucer, not Shakespeare
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
Official joy and whimsy post
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100% CORRECT!
where didst thou acquire thy knowledge of the Shakespearean vernacular?
One post I saw once that explained it pretty well.
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.
I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!
"I gave it to you" is "I gave it to thee." "Thee" is also what you use in place of "you" in sentences like "I hate you."
You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.
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This is the bed shit I've read all day @kianf1sh
ya did a typo there mate.
Is my typo really that funny? could y'all give it a rest now?
I have not had an hour of peace since.
THOU DOTH NOT SPELL DO GOOD THE SPELLINGS, DEAR MANGO
yuri version
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rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think
I hate to do this but
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“I’ll call thou troops?”
shouldnt that either be “thy” or “thee?”
I saw this earlier and it felt like that fucker Rouxls Caard
You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.
call me.
what happened to shakespeareofficialaccount? the name in ur bio thing had me curious but it says the ur; doesnt exist or smt
my guess is tgat they got deactivated for one reason or another
I had a dream that I was slowly dying because some poison powder thing hit my achilles heel. This is probably symbolic of something I just dont know what 😭
"Greek tragedies shall fall upon thou" ahh dream
upon thee*
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.
"Why doth the lord have clippers?" Otherwise, this is correct.
would you by chance be open to someone coming into your dms to ask for tips when it comes to writing a character's speech in shakespearean english? id ask with anon off but. The Fear. it consumes me.
Iiii mostly proofread for grammar here so I'm not entirely sure how quality my input would be but sure!
Hex of joy and whimsy be upon thee
Taking it to heart as much as possible 🫡
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For no clear reason, I feel as though my usage of “thee” here is ill-fitting, ‘though I use the word in this manner upon on the regular. Thou art the sole individual in whom I can place my trust for such a grievous potential mistake.
Your usage is entirely correct!
what are the eunuch’s worst crimes
i'll spare you his worst, but his most annoying crime is that whenever i go away for more than a night (regardless of who i get to look after him) he likes to... leave a little protest
CORRECT!
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