Ask Mello

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated...

[official-mello]

It's come to my attention that none of you fuckers even listened to my side of the story. So ask away losers.

[official-mello]

Mello, would you rather never eat chocolate again, or spend 48 hours in a room with Near?

(I have a feeling you’ll answer with your own death.)

Pull the fucking trigger.

[official-mello]

it's your bfs birthday he won't make it to his 20th

@matt-jeevas-official happy birthday, pal

[official-mello]

hey man (leans on comically large fire extinguisher). Hows it going.

🔥🔥🔥

… Ow

[official-mello]

hi mello were u cute as a baby!!!

No. I bit people. And I was born with a full mouth of teeth.

[official-mello]

I LOVE YOU MELLO

Love you too, sweetheart.

[official-mello]

ok wait there's 2 identical blogs, official-mello and official--mello. what's that about

Someone's copying me...

[official-mello]

I want a hatsune miku and mello collab

No. Don’t you fucking autotune me.

[official-mello]

Would you be in a poly relationship with Matt and Near?(If Matt asked)

Happy fucking New Year. I’m gonna kill myself. Thanks.

[official-mello]

Hey mate, @official-l got stabbed, I think maybe you should go help him.

- 🌙

Uh... L, you okay?

[official-l]

Ah, yes I’ll be alright. If you would grab my medical kit that would be L almost let’s out a noise of pain, but bites it back ideal.

[official-mello]

Alright. Just, stay calm.

I can give you stitches. I’ve done a lot of those before.

he grabs the first aid kit and starts setting up

[official-l]

I’m perfectly calm, just unable to walk about. I can stitch myself up, it is much easier that way. Though, I would much prefer if you-

L stops speaking for a moment, looking pretty lightheaded

On second thought, maybe not. Everything you need should be in there.

[official-mello]

Okay, okay, sit down.

He pushes him over to a chair nearby

[official-l]

Are you sure lying down would not be more effective, given the knife’s position in my stomach?

L reaches over Mello, grabbing a small bottle of pills from the kit, swallowing two of them.

I’ve taken pain medication, one that kicks in rather quickly, so you are able to start whenever ready.

[official-mello]

No, stay sitting up. It’ll keep me from making them too tight.

He lifts L’s shirt and pours some betadine on his stomach.

[official-l]

Alright, I suppose that makes sense.

We haven’t spoken as of recently. How are your own stitches healing?

[official-mello]

They’re all good now- Try not to move at all okay?

[official-l]

I will certainly try.

Ah, good. I would not be as efficient at dealing with any complications with them in my current state, though I suppose I could have done it.

I have noticed a slight increase in crime done by the mob you run, as well as a decrease in work done by Matt. Why?

[official-mello]

Um... That's- There's... reasons...

He starts doing up L's stitches.

Are you okay? Other than the obvious- You're... kinda paler than normal...

[official-l]

I will be following up on that later, given that Matt is a potential successor, be it third in line. If he has continued to perform lower than before, I have to reconsider.

L winces slightly as Mello begins to stitch

I assume that would be from the blood loss. I’m a bit lightheaded, but I was stabbed, so I’m not shocked at that. I’m also not particularly used to someone else doing my stitches. I’ve been mostly inside doing case work, and haven’t slept in a few days, so that certainly doesn’t help.

[official-mello]

Okay, yeah, just... try not to look at it while I'm doing this...

Take a deep breath.

He pulls out the knife quickly, setting it aside before continuing to stitch.

[official-l]

L takes a breath, and does not as flinch when the knife comes out

I’m glad it’s removed, the pain is more manageable when I am not bracing for it to move and press in harder. The medication is beginning to work, which helps as well. Take as long as you need, but do be careful.

L ignores his advice, and watches Mello stitch.

Your technique is quite good.

[official-mello]

Thanks. Try not to get dizzy if you’re gonna stare.

[official-mello]

Hey mate, @official-l got stabbed, I think maybe you should go help him.

- 🌙

Uh... L, you okay?

[official-l]

Ah, yes I’ll be alright. If you would grab my medical kit that would be L almost let’s out a noise of pain, but bites it back ideal.

[official-mello]

Alright. Just, stay calm.

I can give you stitches. I’ve done a lot of those before.

he grabs the first aid kit and starts setting up

[official-l]

I’m perfectly calm, just unable to walk about. I can stitch myself up, it is much easier that way. Though, I would much prefer if you-

L stops speaking for a moment, looking pretty lightheaded

On second thought, maybe not. Everything you need should be in there.

[official-mello]

Okay, okay, sit down.

He pushes him over to a chair nearby

[official-l]

Are you sure lying down would not be more effective, given the knife’s position in my stomach?

L reaches over Mello, grabbing a small bottle of pills from the kit, swallowing two of them.

I’ve taken pain medication, one that kicks in rather quickly, so you are able to start whenever ready.

[official-mello]

No, stay sitting up. It’ll keep me from making them too tight.

He lifts L’s shirt and pours some betadine on his stomach.

[official-l]

Alright, I suppose that makes sense.

We haven’t spoken as of recently. How are your own stitches healing?

[official-mello]

They’re all good now- Try not to move at all okay?

[official-l]

I will certainly try.

Ah, good. I would not be as efficient at dealing with any complications with them in my current state, though I suppose I could have done it.

I have noticed a slight increase in crime done by the mob you run, as well as a decrease in work done by Matt. Why?

[official-mello]

Um... That's- There's... reasons...

He starts doing up L's stitches.

Are you okay? Other than the obvious- You're... kinda paler than normal...

[official-l]

I will be following up on that later, given that Matt is a potential successor, be it third in line. If he has continued to perform lower than before, I have to reconsider.

L winces slightly as Mello begins to stitch

I assume that would be from the blood loss. I’m a bit lightheaded, but I was stabbed, so I’m not shocked at that. I’m also not particularly used to someone else doing my stitches. I’ve been mostly inside doing case work, and haven’t slept in a few days, so that certainly doesn’t help.

[official-mello]

Okay, yeah, just... try not to look at it while I'm doing this...

Take a deep breath.

He pulls out the knife quickly, setting it aside before continuing to stitch.

[official-mello]

Hey mate, @official-l got stabbed, I think maybe you should go help him.

- 🌙

Uh... L, you okay?

[official-l]

Ah, yes I’ll be alright. If you would grab my medical kit that would be L almost let’s out a noise of pain, but bites it back ideal.

[official-mello]

Alright. Just, stay calm.

I can give you stitches. I’ve done a lot of those before.

he grabs the first aid kit and starts setting up

[official-l]

I’m perfectly calm, just unable to walk about. I can stitch myself up, it is much easier that way. Though, I would much prefer if you-

L stops speaking for a moment, looking pretty lightheaded

On second thought, maybe not. Everything you need should be in there.

[official-mello]

Okay, okay, sit down.

He pushes him over to a chair nearby

[official-l]

Are you sure lying down would not be more effective, given the knife’s position in my stomach?

L reaches over Mello, grabbing a small bottle of pills from the kit, swallowing two of them.

I’ve taken pain medication, one that kicks in rather quickly, so you are able to start whenever ready.

[official-mello]

No, stay sitting up. It’ll keep me from making them too tight.

He lifts L’s shirt and pours some betadine on his stomach.

[official-l]

Alright, I suppose that makes sense.

We haven’t spoken as of recently. How are your own stitches healing?

[official-mello]

They’re all good now- Try not to move at all okay?

[official-l]

I will certainly try.

Ah, good. I would not be as efficient at dealing with any complications with them in my current state, though I suppose I could have done it.

I have noticed a slight increase in crime done by the mob you run, as well as a decrease in work done by Matt. Why?

[official-mello]

Um... That's- There's... reasons...

He starts doing up L's stitches.

Are you okay? Other than the obvious- You're... kinda paler than normal...

[official-mello]

Hey mate, @official-l got stabbed, I think maybe you should go help him.

- 🌙

Uh... L, you okay?

[official-l]

Ah, yes I’ll be alright. If you would grab my medical kit that would be L almost let’s out a noise of pain, but bites it back ideal.

[official-mello]

Alright. Just, stay calm.

I can give you stitches. I’ve done a lot of those before.

he grabs the first aid kit and starts setting up

[official-l]

I’m perfectly calm, just unable to walk about. I can stitch myself up, it is much easier that way. Though, I would much prefer if you-

L stops speaking for a moment, looking pretty lightheaded

On second thought, maybe not. Everything you need should be in there.

[official-mello]

Okay, okay, sit down.

He pushes him over to a chair nearby

[official-l]

Are you sure lying down would not be more effective, given the knife’s position in my stomach?

L reaches over Mello, grabbing a small bottle of pills from the kit, swallowing two of them.

I’ve taken pain medication, one that kicks in rather quickly, so you are able to start whenever ready.

[official-mello]

No, stay sitting up. It’ll keep me from making them too tight.

He lifts L’s shirt and pours some betadine on his stomach.

[official-l]

Alright, I suppose that makes sense.

We haven’t spoken as of recently. How are your own stitches healing?

[official-mello]

They’re all good now- Try not to move at all okay?

[official-mello]

Hey mate, @official-l got stabbed, I think maybe you should go help him.

- 🌙

Uh... L, you okay?

[official-l]

Ah, yes I’ll be alright. If you would grab my medical kit that would be L almost let’s out a noise of pain, but bites it back ideal.

[official-mello]

Alright. Just, stay calm.

I can give you stitches. I’ve done a lot of those before.

he grabs the first aid kit and starts setting up

[official-l]

I’m perfectly calm, just unable to walk about. I can stitch myself up, it is much easier that way. Though, I would much prefer if you-

L stops speaking for a moment, looking pretty lightheaded

On second thought, maybe not. Everything you need should be in there.

[official-mello]

Okay, okay, sit down.

He pushes him over to a chair nearby

[official-l]

Are you sure lying down would not be more effective, given the knife’s position in my stomach?

L reaches over Mello, grabbing a small bottle of pills from the kit, swallowing two of them.

I’ve taken pain medication, one that kicks in rather quickly, so you are able to start whenever ready.

[official-mello]

No, stay sitting up. It’ll keep me from making them too tight.

He lifts L’s shirt and pours some betadine on his stomach.

[official-mello]

Hey mate, @official-l got stabbed, I think maybe you should go help him.

- 🌙

Uh... L, you okay?

[official-l]

Ah, yes I’ll be alright. If you would grab my medical kit that would be L almost let’s out a noise of pain, but bites it back ideal.

[official-mello]

Alright. Just, stay calm.

I can give you stitches. I’ve done a lot of those before.

he grabs the first aid kit and starts setting up

[official-l]

I’m perfectly calm, just unable to walk about. I can stitch myself up, it is much easier that way. Though, I would much prefer if you-

L stops speaking for a moment, looking pretty lightheaded

On second thought, maybe not. Everything you need should be in there.

[official-mello]

Okay, okay, sit down.

He pushes him over to a chair nearby

[official-mello]

Hey mate, @official-l got stabbed, I think maybe you should go help him.

- 🌙

Uh... L, you okay?

[official-l]

Ah, yes I’ll be alright. If you would grab my medical kit that would be L almost let’s out a noise of pain, but bites it back ideal.

[official-mello]

Alright. Just, stay calm.

I can give you stitches. I’ve done a lot of those before.

he grabs the first aid kit and starts setting up

[official-mello]

Hey mate, @official-l got stabbed, I think maybe you should go help him.

- 🌙

Uh... L, you okay?