detectives are cool

British timelord ships everything everywhere

[isohels]

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?

[shitthesignssay]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for

IMAX and climax

[goopifer]

someone draw me a teletubby fighting a boobah 

[lolman9000]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

[oreimo]

please go to church this sunday

[grossxgirl]

[maxofs2d]

[doofuses-deactivated20200101]

fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho

[clarabosswald]

[ostolero]

if there were two girls on the moon and one kissed the other warmly and tenderly would that be beautiful or what

[kr-studios]

I’m sorry but they’d be dead without space suits.

[breastforce]

The Moon Graciously Grants The Gays With The Gift Of Immortality. Praise Her.

[wearethenewamemeicana-deactivat]

this is the best news iv’e heard all day

[strawberry-garfield]

[mpsex]

[legalmexican]

Best part of 2015 is I didn’t see one nash grier vine

[lamignonette]

[nesija]

who is she

[thecaptainjacksparrow]

moisturize me

[kaliforhnia]

what that mouth do

complain