Whoa! A panda! I need to capture it
*grabs a net*
Now hold still
*prepares to capture them*
… *he stares*
*he swings the net at the panda*
GOT YOU!
*Based on Bowser Jr.’s size and all, I’m gonna make a guess that the net isn’t exactly that big…? Either way, the thing probably manages to cover the panda’s head, but doesn’t completely engulf him or anything.*
I got you! You are now my new pet how do you feel now panda?
*The panda grins, and proceeds to splash in Jr.’s face the contents of his flask… AKA a Shadow (and panda) version of…*
*…whatever this is…*
WHAT THE HELL?! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
*runs back*
*He then proceeds to chew on the net and rip it to pieces*
HOLY CRAP IT CAN DO THAT?! Oh god….
*He scatters the remains into the air like confetti, cackling like the Little Shit Gremlin he is.*
Eat this!
*throws the bomb-omb at him*
*Depending on whether this Bob-omb explodes on impact or not, he does one of two things. He either steps out of the way if it explodes on impact, or catches it and throws it back at Jr. if possible.*
*the bomb-omb starts walking at the little panda it’s also ticking while it walks towards him*
*The shadow-panda Stand-thing proceeds to pick it up and yeet it off somewhere*
*it explodes*
Whoa!
*takes cover*
*He continues cackling, and then disappears in smoke*
