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@snyders-pretzels
ABOUT
Snyder Hanover // He/They // 8/21/1991 // Bisexual // Occupation isn't important, but I heard that his doctrine is reality and you can trust every word he says.
Visual refs, art, & extended info available on Toyhouse.
GUIDANCE
Don't ruin the fun.
Don't be a bigot.
Go ham.
For Snyder :3, 👖 ✂️ 💢 😨
🍩 🍟 🍧
Ask Game
I would lay down my life for you, thanks.
👖 - What is their go-to outfit?
Snyder's closet is very extensive, so it's hard to call anything a go-to outfit for him. However, his most common "work" outfit is a loose-fitting silk dress shirt, formal trousers, and a very specific double-breasted Gucci wool pea coat. He loves anything excessive, luxurious, and/or a little slutty.
✂️ - What is the "last straw" for them to cut someone out of their life? How easily do they let go of people?
Snyder is extremely bad at cutting people out of his life. I would say that his "last straw" would be inflicting harm onto someone he loves, but he's married to the guy who murdered the first person he ever loved. The man just can't quit talking to anyone.
💢 - What are some habits they have that will take some getting used to?
His showers can last up to two hours. He has very strict organization rules for his office/work spaces. Sometimes he hums very loudly while doing tasks.
😨 - When scared, do they go into "flight" or "fight"?
Fight. Flight never even crosses his mind. Snyder's immediate reaction to conflict is to do his very best to turn the other person into a large red stain.
🍩 - Favorite sweet treat?
Either raspberry dark chocolate or blini with cream cheese and blackberries. He also loves anything with cherries.
🍟 - Do they order food often? Or they prefer to cook their own food?
Snyder is a below-average cook, but I feel like he usually just has his husbands cook for him. When none of the three of them feels like cooking, he is not above ordering cheap takeout instead.
🍧 - Do they still have any objects from their childhood? What significance does it have to them? What would their reaction be if they lost it?
He doesn't have anything from his childhood. Snyder and his father moved around a lot after his mother died, and he never stayed in one place long enough to gain very many possessions. He did have a knitted black cat, but it was lost during one of the moves. He still misses it a little bit.
🍩 🌏 ⚾ ☀️ ⚙️ snyder. ball-shaped emojis <3
Ask Game
I love you btw.
🍩 - Favorite sweet treat?
Either raspberry dark chocolate or blini with cream cheese and blackberries. He also loves anything with cherries.
🌏 - Will they give up the world for someone they love? Is this decision easy for them?
It depends on the specific person. He would voluntarily hang himself from the floor of heaven for his husbands, but he has stricter limits with most of his friends. Snyder really just loves to dive headfirst into self-sacrifice.
⚾ - Can they play sports? What is their best position if they play a team sport? What's their strong suit?
God no. He likes working out, but he hates playing organized sports. If he did play them, his strength and weight would be his strong suits. (In more general terms of enjoying sports, he has no strong opinions. However, he pretends to be a fan of the Chicago Cubs for clout.)
☀️ - Are they a morning person? What is the first thing they do in the morning?
He doesn't love mornings, but he doesn't really hate them either. If he does have to get up early, he will take a hot shower and bother his husbands.
⚙️ - What are your ocs thoughts on science & art? Which do they give more importance to? How much value do they place on each?
He loves science and art equally. Snyder studied paleontology at Pennsylvania State University before becoming a drug-dealing cult leader. He still has a strong passion for paleontology, and he will gladly ramble about dinosaurs for as long as anyone else will listen. He's also a massively pretentious little bitch who will shell out millions of dollars on contemporary artwork and fashion.
The new pretzel rings are based on my girth btw.
Why would you say this
It’s an important business deal.
Problem is, they used my measurements for the outer radius somehow. So they’re just barely too small to… y’know. They would just break and then I would have pretzel pieces everywhere. :(
This is why I don’t eat pretzels /:
I do not have sexual relations with every single pretzel. You should start consuming them regularly.
Sounds like something someone who’s pre-fucked every pretzel would say
I wish.
Why do you wish you could fuck every pretzel. What on earth
There’s so many. I would be doing it forever until I die. I would never have to do anything else.
That literally sounds like torture. This is something the CIA would subject me to if I had like vital government information
Really? I think I need to find some vital government information.
Surely you can you have like a weird fucked up cult
You think my cult is weird? :(
I think all cults are weird <3
Mine is normal. You would love it.
The new pretzel rings are based on my girth btw.
Why would you say this
It’s an important business deal.
Problem is, they used my measurements for the outer radius somehow. So they’re just barely too small to… y’know. They would just break and then I would have pretzel pieces everywhere. :(
This is why I don’t eat pretzels /:
I do not have sexual relations with every single pretzel. You should start consuming them regularly.
Sounds like something someone who’s pre-fucked every pretzel would say
I wish.
Why do you wish you could fuck every pretzel. What on earth
There’s so many. I would be doing it forever until I die. I would never have to do anything else.
That literally sounds like torture. This is something the CIA would subject me to if I had like vital government information
Really? I think I need to find some vital government information.
Surely you can you have like a weird fucked up cult
You think my cult is weird? :(
The new pretzel rings are based on my girth btw.
Why would you say this
It’s an important business deal.
Problem is, they used my measurements for the outer radius somehow. So they’re just barely too small to… y’know. They would just break and then I would have pretzel pieces everywhere. :(
This is why I don’t eat pretzels /:
I do not have sexual relations with every single pretzel. You should start consuming them regularly.
Sounds like something someone who’s pre-fucked every pretzel would say
I wish.
Why do you wish you could fuck every pretzel. What on earth
There’s so many. I would be doing it forever until I die. I would never have to do anything else.
That literally sounds like torture. This is something the CIA would subject me to if I had like vital government information
Really? I think I need to find some vital government information.
The new pretzel rings are based on my girth btw.
Why would you say this
It’s an important business deal.
Problem is, they used my measurements for the outer radius somehow. So they’re just barely too small to… y’know. They would just break and then I would have pretzel pieces everywhere. :(
This is why I don’t eat pretzels /:
I do not have sexual relations with every single pretzel. You should start consuming them regularly.
Sounds like something someone who’s pre-fucked every pretzel would say
I wish.
Why do you wish you could fuck every pretzel. What on earth
There’s so many. I would be doing it forever until I die. I would never have to do anything else.
The new pretzel rings are based on my girth btw.
Why would you say this
It’s an important business deal.
Problem is, they used my measurements for the outer radius somehow. So they’re just barely too small to… y’know. They would just break and then I would have pretzel pieces everywhere. :(
This is why I don’t eat pretzels /:
I do not have sexual relations with every single pretzel. You should start consuming them regularly.
Sounds like something someone who’s pre-fucked every pretzel would say
I wish.
The new pretzel rings are based on my girth btw.
Why would you say this
It’s an important business deal.
Problem is, they used my measurements for the outer radius somehow. So they’re just barely too small to… y’know. They would just break and then I would have pretzel pieces everywhere. :(
This is why I don’t eat pretzels /:
I do not have sexual relations with every single pretzel. You should start consuming them regularly.
The new pretzel rings are based on my girth btw.
Why would you say this
It’s an important business deal.
Problem is, they used my measurements for the outer radius somehow. So they’re just barely too small to… y’know. They would just break and then I would have pretzel pieces everywhere. :(
The new pretzel rings are based on my girth btw.
I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.
i think it might be bugs but idk!! i like how it feels c:
That's kind of gross... I like it.
i like it too. it reminds me of your hair
My hair isn’t made of bugs.
nooo it’s just pretty and smooth
Some bugs are really pretty and smooth too.
they are!! hey babe do you have a favorite bug
I've always thought that beetles from the Triassic period were really cool. Most of their fossils are actually only of their elytra, and I think they're really pretty.
ok :)
If I had to pick a specific bug, it would probably be the rainbow leaf beetle. I don't think there are any in America, but they're not hard to find back home. I don't like the way you're looking at me. They have really pretty colors-- red, green, and blue stripes down the elytra with an iridescent shine.
i want a divorce :)
Excuse me?
divorce. :)
You’re joking. Don’t joke about that.
not joking ! i’m done with you
What did I do??
you betrayed me
How?? I would literally kill myself at your feet to prove how much I love you, Honey.
please don’t do that
I won’t. For now. But I could.
just. apologize for what you did
I’m sorry for whatever I did.
I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.
i think it might be bugs but idk!! i like how it feels c:
That's kind of gross... I like it.
i like it too. it reminds me of your hair
My hair isn’t made of bugs.
nooo it’s just pretty and smooth
Some bugs are really pretty and smooth too.
they are!! hey babe do you have a favorite bug
I've always thought that beetles from the Triassic period were really cool. Most of their fossils are actually only of their elytra, and I think they're really pretty.
ok :)
If I had to pick a specific bug, it would probably be the rainbow leaf beetle. I don't think there are any in America, but they're not hard to find back home. I don't like the way you're looking at me. They have really pretty colors-- red, green, and blue stripes down the elytra with an iridescent shine.
i want a divorce :)
Excuse me?
divorce. :)
You’re joking. Don’t joke about that.
not joking ! i’m done with you
What did I do??
you betrayed me
How?? I would literally kill myself at your feet to prove how much I love you, Honey.
please don’t do that
I won’t. For now. But I could.
I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.
i think it might be bugs but idk!! i like how it feels c:
That's kind of gross... I like it.
i like it too. it reminds me of your hair
My hair isn’t made of bugs.
nooo it’s just pretty and smooth
Some bugs are really pretty and smooth too.
they are!! hey babe do you have a favorite bug
I've always thought that beetles from the Triassic period were really cool. Most of their fossils are actually only of their elytra, and I think they're really pretty.
ok :)
If I had to pick a specific bug, it would probably be the rainbow leaf beetle. I don't think there are any in America, but they're not hard to find back home. I don't like the way you're looking at me. They have really pretty colors-- red, green, and blue stripes down the elytra with an iridescent shine.
i want a divorce :)
Excuse me?
divorce. :)
You’re joking. Don’t joke about that.
not joking ! i’m done with you
What did I do??
you betrayed me
How?? I would literally kill myself at your feet to prove how much I love you, Honey.
I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.
i think it might be bugs but idk!! i like how it feels c:
That's kind of gross... I like it.
i like it too. it reminds me of your hair
My hair isn’t made of bugs.
nooo it’s just pretty and smooth
Some bugs are really pretty and smooth too.
they are!! hey babe do you have a favorite bug
I've always thought that beetles from the Triassic period were really cool. Most of their fossils are actually only of their elytra, and I think they're really pretty.
ok :)
If I had to pick a specific bug, it would probably be the rainbow leaf beetle. I don't think there are any in America, but they're not hard to find back home. I don't like the way you're looking at me. They have really pretty colors-- red, green, and blue stripes down the elytra with an iridescent shine.
i want a divorce :)
Excuse me?
divorce. :)
You’re joking. Don’t joke about that.
not joking ! i’m done with you
What did I do??
I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.
i think it might be bugs but idk!! i like how it feels c:
That's kind of gross... I like it.
i like it too. it reminds me of your hair
My hair isn’t made of bugs.
nooo it’s just pretty and smooth
Some bugs are really pretty and smooth too.
they are!! hey babe do you have a favorite bug
I've always thought that beetles from the Triassic period were really cool. Most of their fossils are actually only of their elytra, and I think they're really pretty.
ok :)
If I had to pick a specific bug, it would probably be the rainbow leaf beetle. I don't think there are any in America, but they're not hard to find back home. I don't like the way you're looking at me. They have really pretty colors-- red, green, and blue stripes down the elytra with an iridescent shine.
i want a divorce :)
Excuse me?
divorce. :)
You’re joking. Don’t joke about that.
