im trying

[kamadaeva]

[icemelona]

[tinderofficial]

free him

[official-paperweight]

you: Group Project

Me, an Intellectual: We're going to fucking fail

[strangeparker]

It all makes sense now…

[brunz]

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

[meta-xylene]

I’ve got some great news

[brunz]

what

[meta-xylene]

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

[paverics]

tv writers: make it darker

literally everyone: don’t

[schmunkymonkey]

Is this about plot or actual screen brightness?

[paverics]

it was about the plot but it works for either

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[bye-lads-deactivated20200901]

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

[mousegard]

[official-paperweight]

things I found funny 2 years ago: actual jokes

things i find funny today: hi welcome to chili's

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

[babyanimalposts]

[novellaqueen]

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

You like putting pineapple on your pizza I hope you enjoy putting pineapples on your childrens graves because you’re WEAK your bloodline is WEAK and you will not survive the winter

[rockhardgeologist]

[weloveshortvideos]

[twitterlols]