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Although what?

[There is a long pause before Surat answers.]

Oh. Yes, I remember now. After a long time, Tartarus took notice of my efforts. He came in disguise and told me about the workings of the Dodecahedrons and their properties. Later, after gaining my trust, he revealed himself and asked for a last request. I said I wanted to continue working to stop him. He laughed, and the world went blank.

I suppose he must have thought that would be amusing, and honored my wish.

Sorry, what did he do?

I would presume that was the point at which he killed me.

Oh, alright, uh, I’m sorry for your loss?

Okay.

Do you want to continue with your plan, then?

Yes, alright.

[Surat materializes the bag and takes out the Dodecahedrons, which are now glowing and iridescent.]

tartarus-official

*Tartarus taps Surat on the shoulder.*

I need those.

Wait, wha-

[Surat suddenly goes limp and falls down.]

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

Oh, alright, when did you learn all this?

Like I’ve said, while I was researching the topic in Alexandria.

When, though?

That doesn’t matter, but it was in… No, that can’t be right…

What year is it?

It’s late 2016

Hm. I see. That does raise a number of questions.

Which questions?

I was born in 1886. I began studying Tartarus and the Dodecahedrons in 1929. Apparently, I lost 87 years of my life without realizing it, without aging, and surviving long beyond life expectancy.

Although…

Although what?

[There is a long pause before Surat answers.]

I suppose he must have thought that would be amusing, and honored my wish.

Sorry, what did he do?

I would presume that was the point at which he killed me.

Oh, alright, uh, I’m sorry for your loss?

Okay.

Do you want to continue with your plan, then?

Yes, alright.

[Surat materializes the bag and takes out the Dodecahedrons, which are now glowing and iridescent.]

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

Oh, alright, when did you learn all this?

Like I’ve said, while I was researching the topic in Alexandria.

When, though?

That doesn’t matter, but it was in… No, that can’t be right…

What year is it?

It’s late 2016

Hm. I see. That does raise a number of questions.

Which questions?

I was born in 1886. I began studying Tartarus and the Dodecahedrons in 1929. Apparently, I lost 87 years of my life without realizing it, without aging, and surviving long beyond life expectancy.

Although…

Although what?

[There is a long pause before Surat answers.]

I suppose he must have thought that would be amusing, and honored my wish.

Sorry, what did he do?

I would presume that was the point at which he killed me.

Oh, alright, uh, I’m sorry for your loss?

Okay.

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

Oh, alright, when did you learn all this?

Like I’ve said, while I was researching the topic in Alexandria.

When, though?

That doesn’t matter, but it was in… No, that can’t be right…

What year is it?

It’s late 2016

Hm. I see. That does raise a number of questions.

Which questions?

I was born in 1886. I began studying Tartarus and the Dodecahedrons in 1929. Apparently, I lost 87 years of my life without realizing it, without aging, and surviving long beyond life expectancy.

Although…

Although what?

[There is a long pause before Surat answers.]

I suppose he must have thought that would be amusing, and honored my wish.

Sorry, what did he do?

I would presume that was the point at which he killed me.

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

Oh, alright, when did you learn all this?

Like I’ve said, while I was researching the topic in Alexandria.

When, though?

That doesn’t matter, but it was in… No, that can’t be right…

What year is it?

It’s late 2016

Hm. I see. That does raise a number of questions.

Which questions?

I was born in 1886. I began studying Tartarus and the Dodecahedrons in 1929. Apparently, I lost 87 years of my life without realizing it, without aging, and surviving long beyond life expectancy.

Although…

Although what?

[There is a long pause before Surat answers.]

I suppose he must have thought that would be amusing, and honored my wish.

#rip lmao

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

Oh, alright, when did you learn all this?

Like I’ve said, while I was researching the topic in Alexandria.

When, though?

That doesn’t matter, but it was in… No, that can’t be right…

What year is it?

It’s late 2016

Hm. I see. That does raise a number of questions.

Which questions?

I was born in 1886. I began studying Tartarus and the Dodecahedrons in 1929. Apparently, I lost 87 years of my life without realizing it, without aging, and surviving long beyond life expectancy.

Although…

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

Oh, alright, when did you learn all this?

Like I’ve said, while I was researching the topic in Alexandria.

When, though?

That doesn’t matter, but it was in… No, that can’t be right…

What year is it?

It’s late 2016

Hm. I see. That does raise a number of questions.

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

Oh, alright, when did you learn all this?

Like I’ve said, while I was researching the topic in Alexandria.

When, though?

That doesn’t matter, but it was in... No, that can’t be right…

What year is it?

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

Oh, alright, when did you learn all this?

Like I’ve said, while I was researching the topic in Alexandria.

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

who told you that would work?

That was a joke. They connect to the holder’s thoughts and do what you want.

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

how are you going to harness their power though

By asking nicely.

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

Yeah but what’s the procedure you want to do to get that done

By harnessing the power of the Great Dodecahedrons, you can direct a blast of pure energy powerful enough to directly affect the being of Tartarus.

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

What were you going to do with them, again?

To banish Tartarus’s active presence in this reality.

I’ve gotten all the dodecahedrons.

Great

Yes, it is.

I’m back. Give me the Dodecahedron.

Why?

As I’ve said before, the fate of existence rests upon it. Give it to me, or I will take it forcibly.

Umm ok *she tosses a bunch of d12 D&D dice at him*. If you wanted some D&D dice you could of just asked nicely

As a geometric shape, great dodecahedrons are not remotely shaped like dice. Regardless, this is not a time to joke. Give me the real one.

Dodecahedron has twelve sides and so do this dice. They are real dodecahedrons!

Does this look like it is the same thing as a die?

Give me the Great Dodecahedron.

Ya but the dice don’t have a star pattern but you cannot always paint one on it!

I am not here for dice.

But dice= a dodecahedron

I’m starting to think that you enjoy Tartarus’s presence here.

Alright, I guess I’ll go face off against a literal god armed with a few dice. Thanks.

Well it should be a no brainer that I rather have Tartarus being presence than what ever is the consequence of what the bloody hell happens when someone that power and old dies and the balance of good and evil stay in balance.

Tartarus does not represent balance. If all the ‘good’ were to combat him at once, he would win. These Great Dodecahedrons optimize the chances against him.

The longer that he remains, the higher the chance becomes that he becomes bored and terminates this universe. Basically, taking care of Tartarus means that the balance is truly balanced.

But what exactly happens when he dies?

He will not be able to actively influence reality. One of the remaining Primordial Gods, such as Pontus or Erebus, will take over his duty of holding the Tartarus Abyss, Sky, and Earth.

Huh

Yes. Please give me the Dodecahedron.

Nah

Let me rephrase: You will give me the Dodecahedron, or I will make you. Regardless of what you do, I will get that Dodecahedron.

*she smirks*

Make me then.

[Surat pulls out two Great Dodecahedrons, one green and one blue, and walks around her.]

*She watches him*

[As he searches the room, the Dodecahedrons begin to glow depending on his proximity to the Great Red Dodecahedron.]

*it seems to be some where way beneath the floor. Beef notices what Surat is doings and she teleports black boiling tar under neath his feet*

[He steps out of the tar and walks in the direction the Dodecahedron is.]

*it’s beneath him*

[He stomps his foot through the floor and looks into the hole.]

* there is a gigantic crate*

[He picks up the crate and opens it.]

*the crate contains a ginormous metal sealed box*

[Surat mutters something and a hieroglyph briefly appears on the box, opening it shortly after.]

*a humongous box made out of human bone is in the the metal box that was once in the crate*

[He opens the bone box.]

*inside the bone box is a ton of black acidic ooze*

[He turns the box upside and dumps the ooze onto the floor.]

*the ooze is as slow as molasses and once it’s out of the box it tries to engolf Surat. There is something huge in the black pudding*

[Another hieroglyph flashes and the ooze is blasted away, leaving whatever was inside.]

*there is a huge black and gold box. Beef gets bored and decides to try and chop Surat’s head off with an unearthly black axe.*

[Surat steps out of the way and opens the box.]

*she takes another swing at him. The box contains a large box covered in Dora the explorer stickers*

[He dodges the axe again and opens the box.]

*the box contains the Great Dodecahedron. Beef tries to close the box*

[Surat pulls the box away and grabs the Dodecahedron. He puts the Dodecahedrons in the bag, then makes the bag to vanish.]

I would say this has been fun, but it really hasn’t been.

Can you please leave then?

Okay.

[He leaves.]

I’m back. Give me the Dodecahedron.

Why?

As I’ve said before, the fate of existence rests upon it. Give it to me, or I will take it forcibly.

Umm ok *she tosses a bunch of d12 D&D dice at him*. If you wanted some D&D dice you could of just asked nicely

As a geometric shape, great dodecahedrons are not remotely shaped like dice. Regardless, this is not a time to joke. Give me the real one.

Dodecahedron has twelve sides and so do this dice. They are real dodecahedrons!

Does this look like it is the same thing as a die?

Give me the Great Dodecahedron.

Ya but the dice don’t have a star pattern but you cannot always paint one on it!

I am not here for dice.

But dice= a dodecahedron

I’m starting to think that you enjoy Tartarus’s presence here.

Alright, I guess I’ll go face off against a literal god armed with a few dice. Thanks.

Tartarus does not represent balance. If all the ‘good’ were to combat him at once, he would win. These Great Dodecahedrons optimize the chances against him.

The longer that he remains, the higher the chance becomes that he becomes bored and terminates this universe. Basically, taking care of Tartarus means that the balance is truly balanced.

But what exactly happens when he dies?

He will not be able to actively influence reality. One of the remaining Primordial Gods, such as Pontus or Erebus, will take over his duty of holding the Tartarus Abyss, Sky, and Earth.

Huh

Yes. Please give me the Dodecahedron.

Nah

Let me rephrase: You will give me the Dodecahedron, or I will make you. Regardless of what you do, I will get that Dodecahedron.

*she smirks*

Make me then.

[Surat pulls out two Great Dodecahedrons, one green and one blue, and walks around her.]

*She watches him*

[As he searches the room, the Dodecahedrons begin to glow depending on his proximity to the Great Red Dodecahedron.]

*it seems to be some where way beneath the floor. Beef notices what Surat is doings and she teleports black boiling tar under neath his feet*

[He steps out of the tar and walks in the direction the Dodecahedron is.]

*it’s beneath him*

[He stomps his foot through the floor and looks into the hole.]

* there is a gigantic crate*

[He picks up the crate and opens it.]

*the crate contains a ginormous metal sealed box*

[Surat mutters something and a hieroglyph briefly appears on the box, opening it shortly after.]

*a humongous box made out of human bone is in the the metal box that was once in the crate*

[He opens the bone box.]

*inside the bone box is a ton of black acidic ooze*

[He turns the box upside and dumps the ooze onto the floor.]

*the ooze is as slow as molasses and once it’s out of the box it tries to engolf Surat. There is something huge in the black pudding*

[Another hieroglyph flashes and the ooze is blasted away, leaving whatever was inside.]

*there is a huge black and gold box. Beef gets bored and decides to try and chop Surat’s head off with an unearthly black axe.*

[Surat steps out of the way and opens the box.]

*she takes another swing at him. The box contains a large box covered in Dora the explorer stickers*

[He dodges the axe again and opens the box.]

*the box contains the Great Dodecahedron. Beef tries to close the box*