wow all your pinboards suck

[official-pinterest]

incase is wasnt obvious: this is a parody account.

please send all hatemail to @psych-is-the-name because i dont really like them

[videntefernandez]

SHUT THE FUCK UP PINTEREST

[official-pinterest]

😢

[thatarabkid09]

Ngl it's so hard to find people who are ACTUAL chronic pintrest users. "Teehee I'm such a pintrest whore:33" bffr you don't even know who Iatemygrandma is. I bet you don't even know about pickle man. Fucking poser.

[official-pinterest]

If you're such a chronic pinterest user then what are you doing on tumblr?

[ecosmowarrior]

i'm going to be 89 years old in a retirement commune and still getting emails that say "We removed one of your Pins due to our Community Guidelines"

[official-pinterest]

Oh dont worry, we'll ban your account for something you didnt even do LONG before you get that old

[cosmic----luka]

pinterest violations center: hey i saw your appeal but unfortunately we believe there's adult content in your buttery pasta recipe so you're never getting that back. you can have your ciel phantomhive in booty shorts fanart back though nothing suspicious there

[official-pinterest]

buttery pasta is too sexy! I cant even think about those slippery noodles without popping a boner 🫦🥵🥴

[bigtiddiedaries]

Pinterest like “do you want to try our AI curator?”

Why would I ?? Want to offload curating ?? my curation boards ?? on the curation board website ??????

[official-pinterest]

please use our AI functions, I convinced my boss that they'd make us money and if more people don't start using them im going to lose my job!

[flamtatiousstaffos]

Just a quick rant

So i drew this over the last summer holiday it took over 6 hours

Why the actual fuck is it telling me its AI modified. I drew that. I know its not ai but its saying it is and telling everyone that somthing i spent time on is the creation of some souless ai genaration tool. Wtf pintrest.

[official-pinterest]

We hate original artists so we're making sure nobody sees it ❤️

[camo375]

thank you to all the app developers for making their apps unusable cuz youre forcing me to finally get on my computer🙏

[official-pinterest]

our next update will make the website just as unusable ❤️

[commandoboy09the4th]

idk what i’d do without pinterest, every image ive used on my blog or in my intro has come from there

[official-pinterest]

and every image on our app originally came from tumblr ❤️

[astralpandamoniumfox]

I'M NOT CHRISTIAN???

[official-pinterest]

Not yet

[meowwwsabi404]

i love Pinterest

[official-pinterest]

who are you?

[sinnegantheworm]

Got a lil too carried away and accidentally hit Pinterest's limit for creating pins 'cause I was pinning a shit ton of stuff from the Open Access section of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's website

[official-pinterest]

gonna be real, i completely forgot we had pin limit

im gonna see if we can make the limit lower during the next update, just to piss people off more than normal

[zoehcomedy]

My Pinterest account just got terminated for spam! If anyone could provide some tips on how on earth I have success in appealing this, let me know.

[official-pinterest]

🖕

[anonynnousaccount-deactivated20]

Well gee thanks Pinterest, f*ck you.

[official-pinterest]

right back at ya 🖕

[microduno]

Just closed Pinterest only to immediately reopen it. What a sick and twisted experience. This is how they get you.

[official-pinterest]

you can never leave us

[luka-likes-computers]

My biggest dream is having a post of mine posted on Pinterest

[official-pinterest]

on it boss

[fleshengine]

the problem with xenomorph porn is that none of it is freaky enough for me.

[fleshengine]

Xenomorph porn for men: What if... you stick your dick in the xenomorph and it has boobs and a pussy for some reason?

Xenomorph porn for women: Generic "the monster makes you do big cums" with maybe the occasional freakier aspect to it. Also the xenomorph has a dick for some reason.

Xenomorph porn for me (doesn't exist): Four facehuggers get loose on your remote research station, you manage to kill one but the other three escape and manage to egg people. The resulting xenomorphs slaughter the rest of the crew leaving only you alive. They knock you out and when you come to they've cemented you to a wall with their bioresin. They do... something to the dead crew, eat them, digest them, process them into some kind of nutrient paste to feed to you. They pry your mouth open and push their pharyngeal jaws halfway down your throat before dumping the fluid into you. You try to throw it up but nothing works, your guts churn as it makes its way through you. Days of this and it's clear whatever they're feeding you is more than just nutrients, some kind of mutagenic enzyme is a primary ingredient. Your lower gut has swollen, and you've felt intermittent sparks of pain in your crotch like you got after surgery when the nerves reconnect. Your body isn't yours anymore, you gave it up when you watched them butcher the rest of the survivors and did nothing. You took their side, and now they've taken you. Your only hope, and greatest dread, is that before they got you, you managed to activate the station's distress beacon. The estimated arrival time of W-Y's response team was two weeks, and you're pretty confident they'll have to deal with more than three xenomorphs by the time they get here.

[fleshengine]

and I didn't even mean to make it pregnancy or whatever, that's just what happens when you actually engage with Alien instead of just using the xenomorphs as a generic fuckmonster. (I also just kind of have a thing for having my body repurposed by a hive of aliens, excuse me.)

Xenomorph porn should be weird, gorey, and awful. It should be about nonconsentual body changes, encasement, and penetration imagery that isn't p-in-v. If you're writing xenomorph porn and it has genitalia that's compatible with that of the human victim, you're doing it wrong.

[fleshengine]

Are you single/available and poly?

[woofygirlbait]

@monstrifex-art

[monstrifex-art]

Listen I’m not gonna claim to be an advanced xeno fucker or anything but I do my best

[dawndawning]

just to be clear all of you should read Aliens: Labyrinth, it’s really short and the closest you’ll get