Just floating in space

*clears throat* This is your captain speaking. I don't know what I'm doing here :P Header image by apocalyptic-endings/the-scuba-diver-offical aka, well, my scuba diver ❤️

[astronaut-offical]

I made lemonade out of those lemons, Life.

You happy now??

[greater-finland-offical]

3 days.......

Something is coming........

Something is coming in 3 days.........

[astronaut-offical]

*furrows eyebrows*

What is coming..?

[greater-finland-offical]

ask him anything.........

He knows............[EVERYTHING]

[astronaut-offical]

... who??

[greater-finland-offical]

2 days........

Something is coming.........

Something is coming in 2 days...........

[astronaut-offical]

Okay, then - we're just counting down to something...

*whistles some notes*

[greater-finland-offical]

1 day......

Something is coming.........

Something is coming in 1 day..........

[astronaut-offical]

Guys...

[astronaut-offical]

*smacks a sticker on their helmet*

You're my friend now! :3

Yay 𐔌˙.

[1yumibuns]

You shall be annoyed by me more often

[astronaut-offical]

Um... yay?? (；・ω・)

[1yumibuns]

:33

[astronaut-offical]

(　＾ω＾)

[astronaut-offical]

*smacks a sticker on their helmet*

You're my friend now! :3

Yay 𐔌˙.

[1yumibuns]

You shall be annoyed by me more often

[astronaut-offical]

Um... yay?? (；・ω・)

[sharks-offical]

whatever, go my shark

[astronaut-offical]

Sharks like to spin, don't they??

[astronaut-offical]

"Gotta keep your mind sharp."

*brings out the knife sharpener*

[astronaut-offical]

My tumblr... I have 2344 posts (not including reblogs).

[astronaut-offical]

When the moon looks like this 🌙 it actually turns into a banana.

Any other phase, and the moon is just cheese.

[astronaut-offical]

The Unsatan noticed me.

[astronaut-offical]

*smacks a sticker on their helmet*

You're my friend now! :3

Yay 𐔌˙.

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[astronaut-offical]

✨️🍪

Sparkle cookie...

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[charlesoberonn]

OH NO

[astronaut-offical]

WHAT THE FU-

[astronaut-offical]

My anglerfish lure can regenerate, btw.

Don't ask me how I know this.

[astronaut-offical]

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Explosions are fun >:3

[astronaut-offical]

I got a pillow :3

[astronaut-offical]

What can I do when I'm mad??

Because launching meteorites has become kinda boring :/

[astronaut-offical]

I thought I was supposed to be closer to the moon, not the sun...

[astronaut-offical]

Why can't my typos be funny, too??

They're all just stupid.