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Hi I’m Charlie

[twitterlols]

today’s the day

[wallow]

fuck I posted this a day late

[borderline-bxtch]

Time is an illusion you fuck.

[iraffiruse]

[awwww-cute]

[hennuswennus]

yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki

[norbah]

There’s also the general problem with the idea of speaking Parseltongue.

Snakes are deaf.

[siverfanweedo]

maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes 

[foxgirlbeans]

[captainesc]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

No, it still applies.

The Third Amendment states that “No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law” meaning that the national guard or any other military force can’t just force themselves into private establishments for housing without permission, like how they forced hotels to accommodate them. And, thanks to the Youngstown Sheet & Tube Co. v. Sawyer (1952) case, Justice Robert H. Jackson is quoted saying that “seizure of needed military housing must be authorized by Congress.”

Guess what they didn’t do?

Go through Congress.

[zoraiya]

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I feel like Africa is playing in his head

[bigstupiduglyogre]

Decadence

[smallmight]

Decadence

[badlydrawneverything]

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[nahel-argama-deactivated2016051]

when u a English nobleman in the 1600s

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[hijerking]

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

[hijerking]

isn’t life great

[furfag]

if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)

[theshitneyspears]

ICONS ONLY

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kirkendauhl]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[liartownusa]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

when Jeffrey Epstein gets vibe checked in prison and Pokemon GOes to hell and the public collectively forgets he was selling kids to the world's elite