welcome to my twister mind

right hand blue

[gammadoppler]

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

shampoo & conditioner… aka the “salt & pepper” of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers

[elena]

[radioheade-moved-blog-blog]

[maelwife]

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

anal sneezes are cute as shit

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

this is not what i want to be remembered for

[golfgalaxy]

im bout to say fuck it and start biting mosquitoes back

[cloudbusting85]

stop glorifying people who aren’t me

[tchaikovskaya]

why am i nostalgic for my teenage years bitch i didnt even have fun !!!

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

None of us are funny

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

[maurypovichofficial]

Me: I’m over white men *sees a white man* Me: HOODY HOO!!!!

[gothicprep]

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

[boota]

[thebootydiaries]

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now