The Squidge

i am the only true Squidgy. all other squidgys are false. I don’t know how to like things from my other account @aro-oh-no (sorry!) All pronouns accepted Idc

[sstrawbearri]

there aren't enough of us left.

[urie]

chris fleming has done it again

[lleyksie]

more ancient horse mamaposting

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[ownencyclopedia]

☀ cross stitch of a cat , which is about 1000 years old !

A textile fragment was found in Peru. It belongs to the Chimu or Chancay culture (pre-Columbian era X - XV centuries)

[globalintellectualbeverage]

[hervissa]

@elodieunderglass i feel like thunder may need a category for himself

[despazito]

[machineryangel]

Moo-ving In series by Ethan Harper

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

[ina-gartens-weave]

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

[ina-gartens-weave]

his name is Pesto <3

[ina-gartens-weave]

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

[aichu-dechu]

[somewhatstacey]

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

[disneyflopera]

He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

[asexxxualauthor]

And fucking handsome too—look at him striking a pose with his new look!

[the-haiku-bot]

And fucking handsome

too—look at him striking a

pose with his new look!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[curlicuecal]

Y'all omg, look at him in his awkward teen phase

[b0nkcreat]

shoutout to the most unhelpful reminder ive ever put into my phone

[animentality]

[fox-moblin]

Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry

[the-spiciest-sinnamon-roll]

Iron lung shirtless scene explanation:

Argument A: The harness represents how much Simon has lost his autonomy and how trapped he is in his circumstances. Even in his most bare form, he cannot exist for himself; the value of his life is determined by the people around him.

Argument B: Mark wanted to put some fan service in his movie and the harness accentuates his marky milkers

[brightgoat]

"TESTIFICATES" of My World AU

Lore Masterpost. More stuff:

Villagers

Villager's view of the Hero // More on Villager Roles // Iron Golems // Growth // Magic // Hands // Courting

Illagers

Illager's view of the Hero // Childhood // Growth // Death // Totem of Undying // Magic // Courting

Witches

Witches' view of the Hero // Gunpowder

Traditional Colour Symbolism

Other fun facts:

They all naturally have very little to none hair. Any significant amount of hair is a genetic oddity. A head full of hair like the Hero's is just absurd to them.

They all speak a shared language, that the Hero cannot understand. But they can understand the Hero. One sided language barrier. There's no work around this barrier.

Although they all seem to be from the same evolutionary branch, the origins and history is long forgotten by them. The term 'testificate' is archaic and not really used.

They all have a shared mythology, but focus on different parts of it.

[theweirdwideweb]

[thatnordicguy]

anchorage lol

repeat urgent request more diphtheria antitoxin lol

nome in grave danger lol

please help lol

[moethh]

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shitpeoplesayintf2]