I wanna know you like waves know shores.

I'm Emily; can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all.

[love-personal]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[slimmetra-deactivated20250917]

any temperature above 70F is homophobic

[thecompound312]

Okay, I’ll bite. Why?

[slimmetra-deactivated20250917]

because i dont like it

[x-kittenxx]

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[marqweabyss]

Its fun lol

[onlyblackgirl]

Hell to the got damn fucking nope. Nope nah.

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

I rode one of these at 6 flags as a kid and it was so fun!!!

[seedy]

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

[kackupa]

[lesbigayeveryday]

Brown eyes are just brown eyes, until you love someone with brown eyes.

thanks (via liebeficktunsalle)

[meteor-falls]

Ilex Forest, Johto Region

[ajaegerpilot]

dont talk to me or my 47 porn blog followers ever again

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[rarestandfairest-deactivated201]

Me

[straightboyfriend]

[gelatins]

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

[chipsprites]

thank you

[xenosmorch]

[loganlerms]

the fbi will never catch me

[freaksandgeek]

[orgasmic-humor]

me when I’m the dd

[girlbortion]

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?