union cycliste internationale

[official-uci]

in order to attract wider audiences track cycling venues will now incorporate shapes beyond that of the traditional velodrome; triangles and circles will be the first to be tested, figure-eights and hexagons in use by 2035

[official-uci]

we are proud to announce that despite none of the glaring and dangerous structural issues with our headquarters in aigle having yet been repaired, we have given the place a fresh coat of paint and a fancy new carpet

[tourdeflop]

100000 uci points to whoever convinces Jonas to shave

[official-uci]

deceleration at any point of a road race is now against regulations and carries with it a fine of 100 CHF

[official-uci]

please stop publicising things that make us look bad :(

[official-uci]

drinking the beer offered on podiums is now mandatory

[sport-news-daily]

*watching a race* god theyre going around in a circle again !? have they learned NOTHING

[official-uci]

and this is why we are developing innovative new designs for track racing such as rounded triangles and figure-eights

[pinkjersey]

this is not a serious sport

[strigimorphaes]

[official-uci]

we dedicate ourselves to only the most important issues in cycling

[official-uci]

alongside our investigations into the removal or limiting race radios we will also be examining the implications for safety in cycling the use of clipless shoes, energy gels, hydraulic brakes that use mineral oil, and neckwarmers

[official-uci]

any individual applying for a license found to have a history of triathlon must undergo an extensive interview process to ensure it will not happen again

[official-uci]

are you the actual uci

we are the self-proclaimed arbiters of truth justice and sock height.

[official-uci]

we are looking into sources for artificial mud and/or sand for cyclocross races deemed to be insufficiently difficult

[official-uci]

podium ceremony protocol has been updated to universally replace the playing of the national anthem of the winning rider's nation with 1989 belgian techno classic Pump Up the Jam

[official-uci]

following the example of today, to lower speeds and improve safety we will be mandating the inclusion of a 180 degree corner in the final kilometre of races and stages expected to end in bunch sprints

[official-uci]

the Tour de France has been renamed the Tour Île-de-France et Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes et Nouvelle-Aquitaine et Hauts-de-France et Occitanie et Grand Est et Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur Pays de la Loire et Bretagne et Normandie et Bourgogne-Franche-Comté et Centre-Val de Loire

[official-uci]

in the spirit of equality we and RCS have collaborated to establish a men’s edition of the historic women’s race the trofeo alfredo binda

[official-uci]

due to budgeting and bureaucratic difficulties we regret to announce the women’s edition has been cancelled

[official-uci]

in the spirit of equality we and RCS have collaborated to establish a men’s edition of the historic women’s race the trofeo alfredo binda