Nothing Fishy Here...

Eel • all pronouns good • Australian • Estuarian • multifandom

[anguilliforme]

it should be illegal to make me work on world eel day when I could be lurking in an estuary or perhaps writhing

[mikedugans]

letra bledsoe has her priorities right

[tanknspank]

Times change. People don’t

[thewintersouljaboy]

Dan panosian responds:

[infectiouspiss]

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

[luleshege-deactivated20250213]

It’s so sad people glorify toxicity. I’d much rather choose a sane and secure person, that I can try crazy stuff with, rather than having an “insane” person making you wish you have a calm day with

[infectiouspiss]

no i just have psychosis and a weird pussy but thanks for your opinion! i didn't need or want it!

[pmamtraveller]

"Rabbit and Crocodiles" by Nishino Yoichi

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[eethok]

*opens my heart shaped book of hours to show you my medieval yuri* mi'lady

[funny-tik-toks]

[corrodedparadox]

Salmon Cycle

July’s print for print club!

[tragedyprotagonist]

I'm forcing my sister to watch black sails and she hates flint (gates pushed her over the edge) so much lmfao. She says she doesn't give a fuck what his motivations are there's no way they could be good enough for her unless. and I quote. "he's doing it all for the gays or something"

[tragedyprotagonist]

well she found out what he's doing it all for

[tidalpooles]

Indo-Pacific sea things

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

[3000s]

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

[tromboneralert]

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

[3000s]

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

[kiabugboy]

A school of Macroscaphites search for the best plankton-rich current for suspension feeding

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

[damazcuz]

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

[combeauferre]

what a great day to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community