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it should be illegal to make me work on world eel day when I could be lurking in an estuary or perhaps writhing

#personal #world eel day #*banging on the rinks acrylic hockey shielding* let me out LET ME OUT #at least I am in my long fin eel skirt small blessings or whatever #eelposting

hometoursandotherstuff

ecosmowarrior

yeah languages are weird. in english you can say "i'm wiped out!" and you can say "i'm pooped!" but you can't say "i'm pooped out!" because that already means something else. many such cases

my classroom of 20 adolescent green aliens: [furiously taking notes]

the alien sitting in the back right corner: [sighs and stares out the window]

the alien sitting in the back left corner: [draws stylized alien compound eyes]

innerchildabortionclinic

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

destructsequence

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

sheishine

HINEZ - Sea Creatures and Their Precious Pets: Lilac Squid

Soft sculptures by Hiné Mizushima.

lleyksie

moles + worms + shrew

longhorned

never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base

happygoldfishart

more little unicorn custom commissions

sandersstudies

We were doing an activity where the kids got to make a playbill for a musical about themselves and all the other kids were like “character list: mommy, daddy, me, my brother, my best friend” “scenes: I get a puppy, first day of school, my baby sister is born”

But one little girl was like “oh, it’s a musical about ME you say” and the character list was all the other girls in the class cast as her body parts, and a story about how her body works.

“Kaylee is nice so she will be the heart. Lily is my kidneys. Sapphire is the lungs.”

She surreptitiously showed me that the girl who kept taking the crayons she was using was cast specifically as “left buttcheek” and I had to pretend like that wasn’t the funniest thing I’d ever seen.