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i ain’t disgustin in my private life— that’s just what turns you mothurs awnnn. 😈

#me #my face #selfie #my post #blue #it’s about time for an update i reckon

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

veryboringca

snippit-crickit

look what i cooked (literally)

sweet as a 1/4th cup of sugar Some extras below the cut!

#adorable #art #cooper #foooood

foldingfittedsheets

I have a buddy who broke his jaw once playing football if I recall. They had to wire his jaw shut and the doctor told him he’d likely lose about 70lbs from having to be on an all liquid diet.

To my friend, that sounded like the cowards way to deal with a broken masticator. He decided to blaze his own trail and to that end, he bought a blender.

Everything he would have normally eaten, he blended.

Everything.

When he told me this I was paralyzed with horror.

“Everything? Like. Steak? Burgers? Tacos? You blended it?”

“Yeah,” he cheerfully informed me. “The trick is finding the right liquid to blend with. You can’t just go with water or milk, that would be gross.”

“THAT’S what would be gross?!”

“Yeah. So with tacos I made them with a hot sauce blend with extra spices to offset the liquid. They were pretty good!”

I was shuddering in agony as the story went on. He told me he’d started a book of recipes when he found a good proportion on something so he could blend it again and that he occasionally still blended a taco.

In the end he only lost 15lbs and the doctor was both horrified and impressed.

#why is that so crazy. it’s like a soup. a bisque. taco bisque

Me, surfacing for air: “You saw that fish? That was a parrot fish that has not transed its gender. They do that, you know. Trans. Their genders. In the wild. It’s natural. It’s free. It’s in the ocean. Not all of them do it and that’s ok it’s up to them. Sometimes cis male parrotfish do it too. It’s all the same, in the end. Ok, I’m going back down.”

hmantegazzi

It's through the DMRT-1 gene, and we have it too! Here's an article about what it might mean for future trans health procedures, as the gene editing tools available today (the article is from 2023) aren't precise enough to manipulate it safely: