LADYPOOL

Uzi time, baby.

[official-wanda-wilson]

Hey there...

The name's Wanda. Wanda Wilson. Except everyone calls me Ladypool.

So please, do as you're told and don't call me Wanda. Because then it's Uzi time, baby.

And you know I love a good shoot-out.

[official-wanda-wilson]

lowkey I need something to do that isn't bitch on tumblr, disappear, and come back

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Wanna uuuhhhh go on a date with me?

[official-wanda-wilson]

what why

isn't that gonna bother your heartmate

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Why does everyone think we're exclusive? I'm married to MJ but nobody asks about her opinion, only Wade's.

No, ma'am, I'm happily polyamorous, as us he. What about you, are you partnered with anyone lucky?

[official-wanda-wilson]

I'm happily single, thanks.

Also, I've never actually met your wife so no offense I forgot about her existence

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh. Ok. I guess I'm barking up the wrong tree.

Well, you can find her on this cursed site at @mj-watson-parker if you'd like to compare mothering horror stories or, I dunno, your nails?

...Ok sorry that was sexist. My wife is definitely the breadwinner and bill payer.

[official-wanda-wilson]

for the record, my nails are amazing 😏

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

They ARE. See, it's not sexist, just accurate, right?

[official-wanda-wilson]

depends on who you ask :D

maybe ask your wife

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

She will definitely tell me if she thinks so.

I'm not talking to her right now, though, I'm talking to you, Ms. Wilson. And I would love to see your nails.

[official-wanda-wilson]

mhmmmmm

maybe some other time, Peter, I'm currently on the lookout for Babypool.

[official-wanda-wilson]

lowkey I need something to do that isn't bitch on tumblr, disappear, and come back

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Wanna uuuhhhh go on a date with me?

[official-wanda-wilson]

what why

isn't that gonna bother your heartmate

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Why does everyone think we're exclusive? I'm married to MJ but nobody asks about her opinion, only Wade's.

No, ma'am, I'm happily polyamorous, as us he. What about you, are you partnered with anyone lucky?

[official-wanda-wilson]

I'm happily single, thanks.

Also, I've never actually met your wife so no offense I forgot about her existence

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh. Ok. I guess I'm barking up the wrong tree.

Well, you can find her on this cursed site at @mj-watson-parker if you'd like to compare mothering horror stories or, I dunno, your nails?

...Ok sorry that was sexist. My wife is definitely the breadwinner and bill payer.

[official-wanda-wilson]

for the record, my nails are amazing 😏

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

They ARE. See, it's not sexist, just accurate, right?

[official-wanda-wilson]

depends on who you ask :D

maybe ask your wife

[official-wanda-wilson]

What do you want for Christmas?

a life

some crack

lots of fun

[d-adpool]

i can give you snow!! i dont have crack but i have lots of the good stuff and i want it out of my house. my toddler keeps finding my secret stashes and i dont want her ingesting any

would you believe most people are upset to receive cocaine as a christmas gift

[official-wanda-wilson]

ayyyy that's perfect

Babypool is missing again so I can only pray to God that he's not swimming in that shit

damn. those ungrateful bastards

[d-adpool]

whattt?? he's not at my house this time. unless he's hiding.

hey he's yours biologically, right? you birthed that little monster? i'm just curious about how our mutation gets passed down, and other than babypool i've really only got my one foster daughter as an example. she claims she has regeneration powers but they must work different than mine because ive seen her take some time to heal shit.

does he heal pretty quick? or does he do anything else mutant-y?

[official-wanda-wilson]

he's a typical mutant. and an ankle biter. except apparently only to nice people

and yes, biological. no idea how I birthed that little chihuahua

[official-wanda-wilson]

lowkey I need something to do that isn't bitch on tumblr, disappear, and come back

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Wanna uuuhhhh go on a date with me?

[official-wanda-wilson]

what why

isn't that gonna bother your heartmate

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Why does everyone think we're exclusive? I'm married to MJ but nobody asks about her opinion, only Wade's.

No, ma'am, I'm happily polyamorous, as us he. What about you, are you partnered with anyone lucky?

[official-wanda-wilson]

I'm happily single, thanks.

Also, I've never actually met your wife so no offense I forgot about her existence

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Oh. Ok. I guess I'm barking up the wrong tree.

Well, you can find her on this cursed site at @mj-watson-parker if you'd like to compare mothering horror stories or, I dunno, your nails?

...Ok sorry that was sexist. My wife is definitely the breadwinner and bill payer.

[official-wanda-wilson]

for the record, my nails are amazing 😏

[official-wanda-wilson]

What do you want for Christmas?

a life

some crack

lots of fun

[d-adpool]

i can give you snow!! i dont have crack but i have lots of the good stuff and i want it out of my house. my toddler keeps finding my secret stashes and i dont want her ingesting any

would you believe most people are upset to receive cocaine as a christmas gift

[official-wanda-wilson]

ayyyy that's perfect

Babypool is missing again so I can only pray to God that he's not swimming in that shit

damn. those ungrateful bastards

[official-wanda-wilson]

lowkey I need something to do that isn't bitch on tumblr, disappear, and come back

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Wanna uuuhhhh go on a date with me?

[official-wanda-wilson]

what why

isn't that gonna bother your heartmate

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Why does everyone think we're exclusive? I'm married to MJ but nobody asks about her opinion, only Wade's.

No, ma'am, I'm happily polyamorous, as us he. What about you, are you partnered with anyone lucky?

[official-wanda-wilson]

I'm happily single, thanks.

Also, I've never actually met your wife so no offense I forgot about her existence

[dont-call-me-val]

oh shit I gotta plan the Christmas party

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

Yea yea you do

WE NEED A PARTY, VAL

[official-wanda-wilson]

can I crash it

[official-wanda-wilson]

What do you want for Christmas?

a life

some crack

lots of fun

[official-wanda-wilson]

lowkey I need something to do that isn't bitch on tumblr, disappear, and come back

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Wanna uuuhhhh go on a date with me?

[official-wanda-wilson]

what why

isn't that gonna bother your heartmate

[official-wanda-wilson]

lowkey I need something to do that isn't bitch on tumblr, disappear, and come back

[d-adpool]

why

[official-wanda-wilson]

i need a hobby

[official-wanda-wilson]

lowkey I need something to do that isn't bitch on tumblr, disappear, and come back

[spidey-dad]

6

7

@yeets-cup-at-you

Um. Because seven ate nine?

[official-wanda-wilson]

Almost guaranteed.

[kine11]

Being hot isn’t enough, you need to be weird too.

[official-wanda-wilson]

love, I need asks to keep me alive

**and disco dust

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I wish Bucky Barnes would give me a nasty case of rug burn between my legs rn haha jk… unless..

[official-wanda-wilson]

Unless... you go to the park and see Cable

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Haven’t seen that old fuck in forever. Where’s he at?

[official-wanda-wilson]

Canada /lh

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Ah Canada… beautiful Canada..

Yeah, unfortunately we do have a thing for metal men. Cable and Colossus are both exs of mine. Everyone has a preference, I suppose. Could be worse.

[official-wanda-wilson]

Metal tastes good tbh

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I wish Bucky Barnes would give me a nasty case of rug burn between my legs rn haha jk… unless..

[official-wanda-wilson]

Unless... you go to the park and see Cable

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Haven’t seen that old fuck in forever. Where’s he at?

[official-wanda-wilson]

Canada /lh