#stiffy4smiffy

heyo i'm smiffy, i'm 13, and havin fun isn't hard when you have a library card

[officialblueteam]

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[officialblueteam]

baby: a- a- a-

parents: oh, the baby's first words!!

baby: a- aaa- al-

parents: apple?? air??

baby: a- al- al-

baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

[gothicprep]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[yuuuuuuuusuke-deactivated201901]

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

[yogsothott]

this is so inspiring

[mugglebornheadcanon]

434. A muggleborn who grew up watching Avatar: the Last Airbender discovers she can make fires bigger and move pebbles before she gets her letter and thinks she’s the avatar. Family members pass it off as an active imagination.

[unclefather]

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

[blancblackcastle-moved-deactiva]

do any of my mutuals wanna be in my mini pixel family on my sidebar

you can be any character from wadanohara, the gray garden, or any of the characters i’ve pixeled

just shoot me an ask! and if you want to add me in return, i would like to me justim or sherbet

[officialblueteam]

I WISH TO BE MISOGNY GAMZEE OR CALEB

[soniabuki]

people always say there’s no such thing as a perfect character but i aint ever hear someone complain about sakura oogami

[blancblackcastle-moved-deactiva]

yes but consider these shipping aus

"people started shipping us on youtube because we mentioned we were subscribed to each other and now im concerned"

both like the same shitty movies and always end up sitting next to each other in theaters

fake dating to impress family

fake dating to deter...

[blancblackcastle-moved-deactiva]

the gray garden??? nah that’s outrageous I’d never— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of talksprites fall out of my pocket] w-what no awful game i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of fanarts scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

[wolfbun-moved-deactivated201602]

The plot of durarara!! Is literally “if IM a gang leader and YOURE a gang leader then who’s driving the plane??

[cerberusblack-deactivated201511]

#izaya is flying the plane and he’s flying it into the ocean

[officialblueteam]

Me: *drawing with video game bgm playing*

*gray garden title theme starts playing"

Me: *drawing noises turn to ugly sobbing noises*

[genderoftheday]

Today’s Gender of the day is: Inigo crying while Gerome looks on in discomfort

[genderoftheday]

Today’s gender of the day is: Squircle.

[digivolvin]

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

[genderoftheday]

Today’s Gender of the day is: Pretty Patties, Available in 6 designer colors

[genderoftheday]

Today’s Gender of the Day: Noot Noot Snail.