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everything i do is graceful and well-coordinated 《Catherine》 

[bethanyactually]

*googles ‘how to nominate reporter for Peabody Award’* x

[randomslasher]

I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph

[cuddly-coati]

gently bap your passum

[shiontea-deactivated20150116]

i dfont understand

[flashexe-deactivated20150228]

bap youre pasum

[spiroandthelacktones]

But gently

[anterieur]

[glumshoe]

I love how toddlers run. Waddling with awful purpose. Like penguins on a mission.

[by-grace-of-god]

The mystery of icon-preserving bees

For a decade, a beekeeper near Athens, has kept a tradition: every spring, he slips icons of Christ, the Holy Virgin and different saints in his beehives, in order to bless his bees and his yearly honey production. And every year, the very same mysterious phenomenon occurs: bees make their honeycomb cells around the pious images, meticulously avoiding covering them. 

[heartseeker]

[grawly]

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

The little animal shaped rubber bands please

[silent-rob]

[alfuhdawg-deactivated20140323]

[eeveekid-deactivated20141208]

IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

[captaindougslizard-deactivated2]

this kills me!

[felam135]

They actually did it, too.

[hittinganewlo]

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

[beefyravioli-deactivated2015122]

I guess you can say that 3 year old was “spot on”

[the-solemn-hypnotic]

this post has nothing to do with my blog but I love this so much and I had to share

[woodelf68]

I could see it being called Leopard Bread, too. But Giraffe is even better.

[coneycat]

Customer service done right.

[coneycat]

Okay– so the picture of the bread made me wonder whether the name change stuck, so I Googled “sainsbury’s giraffe bread” and found not only numerous references to “Giraffe (Tiger) Bread” from the Sainsbury’s Web site, but also this followup story on the change from the BBC:

Tiger Bread renamed Giraffe Bread

By the time the BBC story was written, however, customer manager Chris King, aged 27 1/3, was no longer employed at Sainsbury’s. Apparently he’d left the company to go study to be a primary-school teacher. Perfect.

[cosmic-noir]

This makes me smile so hard :)

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[nessa007]

2x04 // 3x01

[memewhore]

[bakronkus-deactivated20180815]

[erarg]

this video is the two hemispheres of my brain combined trying to make a coherent thought

[unamusedsloth]

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

[defibrinationsyndrome]

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

[enkiduofvideogames]

I can’t pick a favorite

[plagueofgripes]

Some of these take on an impressionist quality. Eyes are important.

[like-crazy-cakes]

[earthshaker1217]

Wholesome

[micdotcom]

Don’t scroll past this. Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyone knows that “that breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.” Here’s how Kylie is doing today.

(If you’re not sure how to do a self breast exam, instructions can be found at BreastCancer.org.)

[rosezeee-deactivated20190929]

This could save a life!

[rv1994]

[stuffalextumbles-deactivated201]

Me for all of high school

[sexhertopieces]

This is so real.

[cartnsncreal]