Going Round this Roundabout

I wanna get better.

[inevitabletony-deactivated20220]

the meme, the myth, the legend

[jackanddean]

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

[cedricdigory-deactivated2014110]

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

[znks]

[officialchloeyg]

2 years old kid: *runs*

family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

[adhighdefinition]

me, on bad days: everything is pointless me, on good days: almost everything is pointless

[officialchloeyg]

my mom: school is not a fashion show

me: *dresses in sweats and a hoodie*

my mom: why do you always look like you just climbed out of a dumpster

[terpsikeraunos]

anyone else read a paragraph of academic prose and then stare at it blankly with no idea what you just read because it’s so clogged with jargon

[variste]

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

this is an academia call out post and i’m here for it

[onlytwitterpics]

[kin-bot]

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

[firebreathingeli]

I remember once I was talking to two guys and one of them was complaining about his parents when the second chimed in. “Try having four parents!”

We automatically assumed that he had divorced parents that got remarried. He corrected us; “No, there is a plot twist. My mom and dad never got married but had me. They were going to get married, but then my dad suddenly confessed he was gay. My mom was so relieved and said that she discovered she was a lesbian and was afraid to tell him. So they stayed together in the same house for me. Then eventually both got partners. So my dad has his husband and my mom has her wife.”

And the third kid just looks down at the ground for a really long time before whispering, “That’s gay. “ 

[neurodivergent-crow]

fuck dude it sure is

[twitblr]

[mulletsmakememoist-deactivated2]

that’s honestly excellent advice 

[raw-r-evolution]

What they dont want you to learn on high school but will learn in the street

[dsxsbx]

Untitled by Becca Ruski

[lifeinpoetry]

It is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire.

Jorge Luis Borges, “A New Refutation of Time” (via lifeinpoetry)

[pdlcomics]

Pigeon Noir

[memegod]

[cockhunt]

Same

[eggsaucedead]

[ave-boy]

facts

[officialsharks]

“wait you still listen to that band??”