Dave

An ask/rp blog for Dave Panpa from the Henry Stickmin Collection. Answers are ok to rb! If you have a question for me, the person running the blog, make sure to put Purple or Mun in the ask! This is just for fun headcanons galore! Updates when I feel like it absolutely ok to just dm the mun! Partnered acc is @officialrighthandman and @officialreginaldcopperbottom !! Go follow them!

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Can you believe it? Five (ish) years… cringe looking back on this now but I made good friends from it. I hope everyone is well <3

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[happy Halloween!]

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Why not? He clearly expected you to. Is it to prove a point or something?

No, it’s just- ugh. None of your business.

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I guess you could say that Tea’s the...bomb

Ha ha. Very funny.

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Oh well, that’s fine I guess if you want to be boring like that. I for one have overstayed my welcome at this point, not even acting like Hibis anymore.. So I’ll be off. Have fun getting rid of my gift, thanks for pretending to care about it long enough to not just throw it into the nearest trash can the moment I gave it to you. Goodbye.

Good riddance.

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I am thank you very much. My bombs are a work of art. :) Maybe if you ask nice enough I’ll lend you one sometime~ But let’s be real, “nice” isn’t something you can do. That much is clear..

Oh, please. I don't need your explosives, I'm a spy. Subtlety is sort of a requirement.

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Anons be like: What is wrong with you?..Why are you yellow?!

I really don’t know what you mean.

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I don’t cause that many, but I make them myself I’ll have you know, you don’t get the explosive power my bombs do from your standard run of the mill bomb, mine are special and it takes a decent amount of time outside of work hours to make them and set it up. That’s what I meant when I said I work with them a lot in my free time.

I’m sure you’re very proud.

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Why you yellow?

...pardon?

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What are you gonna do with the blanket then?

Ugh. I don't know... put it in a cupboard somewhere? I'm not giving it back.

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Sorry for my hypothetical situation being stupid I work mainly with explosives in my free time, it was simply the first thing I thought of. >:T

Free time? How many explosions are you causing outside of work hours???

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What, would you rather me say something like, “it’s going to explode the moment you unfold it, and I hope you die and never come back because I hate you”? Being mean like that all the time is exhausting :(

No, that would be stupid. An explosion? On an airship? Even you wouldn’t be that moronic.

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Your welcome. I’m allowed to be a nice person once and awhile ya know, I’m not trying to kill you gene.

Uh huh. Sure.

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I think he's just being nice. Like Perry the Platypus and Doofenshmirtz. Sure you guys are rivals but why can't you be friends as well?

Because he’s a prick, that’s why.

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Now kiss him

What is wrong with you all? No.

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Say it like you mean it

I’m not saying it again.

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Say thank you Gene

I just did.