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[angellthedeactivated-deactivate]

MCU characters (any you want) where the Reader if completly oblivious to the flirting?

That would be me. I can't ever tell when someone's flirting. You'd figure I could from the amount of romance I've written but I always figure they're joking or something lmao.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Loki, Namor, Kate Bishop, Clint Barton, Gamora, Peter Parker, Druig x Reader

Tags: fluff, developing relationship, flirting, teasing, kissing, oblivious Reader

A/N: Show me a big, glowing sign that you're flirting and then I will see if I'll reciprocate.

Bucky would never want to be pushy with you but the man has his limits for sure. He would drop a lot of signals your way in hopes you would see them, he would compliment you a lot more then his friend, always pay attention to you when you're talking and try his best to compliment you when ever he could. When he saw that he was getting nowhere, very slowly at that, he walked up to you like a man on a mission, looked you in the eye in a very, very serious manor that made you think you did something wrong and asked you to go out. No more guessing or being around the bush for you, it's a yes or a no. So, what will you choose?

Sam wouldn't lay it on too thick with you. At first he wouldn't even be aware of his own feelings for you. It took him a long time to come to terms with them but once he did he noticed that you had the exact same problem. It was honestly funny, you were so much worse then he was when it came to noticing his flirting. He even asked you out on a few dates that you weren't aware were dates until he couldn't take it anymore and spelled it out for you on the third date. You were so embarrassed, he tried so hard for you and you're were so dumb. You couldn't even point to your first date. Well in that case Sam will gladly take you on as many dates as you want, for real this time.

Loki could not believe you didn't pick up on his flirting. Not just his flirting but what about all the times he kissed your hand, or called you beautiful, or called you sweetheart? Do you think he does that for everyone? He likes to play with people but not you, he was genuine in his advices towards you. Did you really not pick up on any of them? Sure a friends with benefits deal could work for him too, if you returned his flirting in the first place. He got really forward with you, kissing your hand, your cheek, whispering sweet things to you, his eyes always following you, building up that sexual tension until you were the one who couldn't take it anymore and kissed him. Congratulations, you finally understand how he feels. Now he will buy you dinner and a drink, and then... well let's see where the night goes.

Oh poor Namor was beside himself. He would visit you at the surface constantly, leaving you little gifts and trinkets from the sea or his kingdom in hopes that you would understand how much you mean to him. You did not. Even when you went swimming and he would compliment your figure, what pretty form you have when swimming, how you would look amazing swimming beside him through his kingdom, clearly thinking of you as a future partner, you figured he was just being really friendly because you knew he didn't have the highest opinion on many surface dwellers. He pulled you under the ocean and kissed you passionately, bubbles of surprise surfacing as he made his affections clear, in his territory, leaving not a drop of doubt anymore.

Kate always asked you to her archery and martial arts tournaments, always made sure you had the best seat, always asked you to be her plus one on any events her mothers company held, always left you cute little notes. That was not enough. How that was not enough she did not know. For all the medals and trophies and tests you were the one thing she could not figure out. But Kate was no quitter, no way. And she chose a, admittedly very flashy way of asking you out. She asked you to help her practice archery at her place and when you weren't looking she tied a note on one arrow. When she fired it she asked you to go and pick it up. The note was written in a purple marker, telling you that she would love if you went to the next dance with her as her official romantic partner.

Clint does not have the patience to wait around for you to figure out anymore. Not after months of dropping hints. He even calls you to tell you good night when he's on missions. For gods sake he gets teased by his friend all the time about you and even they don't buy that you're not in a relationship. Time to take things to the next level. He will no longer be... well he wasn't exactly subtle, at least not by his standards but now he was going to confess properly. It happened before he went on his next mission, he gave you a big hug and told you he likes you a lot, has liked you for a while, he needs to go now but have that answerer ready by the time he comes knocking on your door again. And he will come back, he always does.

Gamora was always a woman of action. She left very little room for doubt with her flirting, her kisses, saying how cute and hot you look when you fight, all the compliments she gave you during sparing sessions. It was all out there. It was supposed to be so obvious. And yet it turned out the only way she could get to you was if she was painfully blunt. Painfully being the key word. She challenged you to a match, knocked you on your back, straddled you and commented how nice you look under her, if only it was under different circumstances. Seeing how flustered that made you she offered to make it a reality, but only if you agreed to go on a date, she doesn't make advances like this towards just anyone you know.

Peter is losing his damn, brilliant mind over what he's doing wrong here. Mind you he hasn't had that many relationships but he thought he was pretty clear in his intentions in them. So why are you different? Are his notes not cute enough? Maybe he should have been more direct when he asked you on a night patrol date. Regardless he won't make you guess yourself anymore. He will do the old romantic cliché of bringing you flowers... while hanging upside down from a web and asking you if you'd maybe wanna go out sometime. If not then at least take the flowers, it was a little awkward swinging around New York with such a large assortment of them. He's gonna end up in the papers for sure.

Druig wishes he had the ability to read minds instead of control them because he feels like it would make this situation a whole lot easier. He would very much like to know if you feel the same way as he does, or if you don't at least reject him properly. When he hears that you only thought of all their outings as friendly he has to stop himself from laughing because he thought that was a joke. No, you were being completely serious with that statement. In that case would you still stay the same if he cupped your face and kissed you slowly, poring every ounce of his affection into it? Do you get it now? He doesn't want to be just friends with you, he wants so much more.

[hiken-no-stark]

NSFW Alphabet ººº Namor

Hi !

Finally is here, thanks for the patience. I hope you all like it.

Sorry if there are any mistakes.

ENJOY !

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• At the begining he doesn’t stayed next to you. He opts to stand up of the bed and pretend to do something else.

• And when you finally fall asleep, he just looks at you all night.

• Eventually, you ask him to stay with you in bed.

• “Why don’t you come here with me? It’s cold.”

• Obviously your question take him by surprise. “Are you sure?” You nod.

• He climbs to the bed next to you and without a doubt he holds you close to his body, so you can get warm.

• Since that day he stay in bed holding you, but he still prefers look at you all night, caressing your hair.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of their partners)

• Breasts.

• He’s a boob person.

• It doesn’t matter the size, big/small. He just loves it and always want to touch or suck them.

• Hair.

• He always wants to smell it and caress your hair when you sleep.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

• Always inside.

• He loves creampies.

• Just the thought of impregnate you makes him go hard.

• Maybe sometimes, when you suck his dick he let you swallow his cum.

• He cums a lot.

D = Dirty Secret

• Namor loves the bruises he left on your body.

• Is a special way to show the world that you belongs to him.

E = Experience (How experienced are they?)

• He had enough experience, that’s for sure.

• He knows exactly how to touch someone else and drive them crazy.

F = Favourite Position

• Missionary.

• It’s tradicional but he likes it.

• That way he can see your face as he fucks you.

• Namor loves eye contact.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

• Serious.

• But that doesn’t mean he won’t talk or made any sound.

• A lot of dirty talk.

• And a lot of growls and heavy breathing.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

• Hairy.

• He doesn’t care about that. It’s not his priority.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

• Namor can be romantic if he wants.

• He loves kissing your whole body.

• And touch you like if you were a piece of porcelain.

• He loves explore your body and he’s really attentive of your reactions.

• And loves the way your body reacts when he touches you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

• He’s not really interested in that.

• But I think he did a couple of times in his life.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Sex in the water. Don’t ask me why.

• He’s a dom, for sure.

• And he’s also a God.

• “Who you belong to?” “You’re mine, do you understand?”

• Namor loves the foreplay of prey/predator.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

• His bedroom.

• Maybe sex on the beach. At the sunset.

• Water…

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• When you wear the beautiful jewelry he brings only for you.

• And I mean just the jewelry.

• Your naked body barely covered by jewelry, with your skin wet and hair soaking for water.

• When you try to hold your moans as he fucks you.

• And obviously when you say his name or when you call him “My king”.

• He loves hearing you praise him.

• “Fuck me harder. I’m yours, my king.” You moan and you swear seeing him smirk as he fuck you harder.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

• He’s possessive.

• Namor don’t like the idea of sharing you. Not even anyone else seeing your body.

• He can be rough, he loves it. But he never do something to hurt you.

• Maybe a couple of bites and bruises, but nothing to worry about.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

• He’s the kind of man who prefers satisfy his partner.

• He can stay between your legs all day.

• Did you see his hands? Well, he knows how to use them perfectly.

• Obviously he loves fingering you as he suck your clit.

• And he won’t stop till you are a mess squirming and begging for his dick.

• When you suck him he can’t take his eyes from you. The way you move your hand up and down as you lick the tip of his dick.

• It drives him crazy.

• How in the fucking world there could be a human who can do that with their mouth? A simple human making him feel that way?

• Sometimes in the heat of the moment he starts speaking -maya-.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

• Namor try to go slow, but he always fails.

• He can’t control himself.

• He prefers sex hard and rough, and the feeling of your nails in his back. And your desperate moans begging for more.

• “Please, fuck me harder. Please. Please.”

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

• Not use to quickies.

• It’s better when he can take his time and fucks you as many times as he want.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

• Not risk at all, but he’s allowed to experiment.

• He would leave you take control of the situation. He let you ride him, but he would take the command again when you hold his wrist above his head for him not to touch you.

• He can’t trust a human at all.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

• Do I have to say it?

• He’s a God.

• He can go on forever. Saddly mortals cannot.

T=Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• Honestly I don’t see him using toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

• He doesn’t like to tease. He prefers see you cum again and again and again…

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

• DIRTY TALK.

• He’s talkative, especially, when he’s really turned on.

• “Who do you belong to? Who own this pretty pussy?” He growls and your pussy clench around him. “You like it, don’t you? ”

• When he’s about to cum you can hear his heavy breathing, gasps, grunts and a couple of words in his native language.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

• Have you ever thought about jealous Namor?

• From time to time, Namor let you go to the surface, just a couple of hours but it’s enough for you to enjoy the sun. But what you ignore is that the king of Talokan is always a couple of meters from you. Taking care of you. What would he do if something happened to his future Queen?

• And this time it wasn’t the exception. And he couldn’t control himself when he saw a couple of men disturbing your peaceful rest under the sunlight.

• The way those men were looked at your barely cover body… It drove him crazy.

• But he couldn’t let you know that he was stalking you… No, taking care of his Queen.

• He leaned half of his head out of the water, prepared to start a massacre. But instead, a smirk apeared on his face. Obviusly his future Queen wasn’t a weak woman and she could take care of herself in that situation.

• How could a weak, useless and mortal human dare to look at his Queen? And how could dare to do it in front of him?

• That night, when you came back, Namor don’t said a word, instead he broke your clothes and push you against the wall. He kissed your neck and touched every part of your body, as if he can mark it and proclaim it as his.

• Not even asked for permission, without a warning he was inside you. And he was fucking you hard and rough. He was desesperate to feel you.

• You enjoyed the growls and gasps as he fucked you, holding his muscular back. You loved te angry expression of his face.

• And what you would never tell him is that you know he follows you to the surface everytime.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

• BIG.

• I think we all saw the pic with and without CGI. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• If he can 24/7

• But he has another things to worry about, he’s the king of Talokan. He can’t just stay with you all day.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

• He would spend the whole night just seeing you sleep. Caressing your hair and your cheeks.

• Sometimes he hums a song he remembers of his past.

• When he’s really tired, he fall asleep a couple of minutes after you do.

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[potatogestapo]

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

[rewritethis-story]

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

[orikomi-deactivated20181216]

me gonna try it

[aconitvms-deactivated20171225]

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

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