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the lack of a "view results" option on combined with my inability to wait until the smash or pass polls closed caused me to look into my soul in ways I never expected or wanted to.

what is the FIA's position on providing financial compensation for psychiatric distress caused by its actions?

Official FIA Statement

While we're sorry to hear about your situation, the FIA have a clear stance on matters regarding psychiatric distress. According to article 69 of the sporting regulations:

that's on u bro lol

Financial compensation will therefore not be possible at this time. Further queries regarding financial compensation from the FIA can be sent here.

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Who has the best name on the 2023 grid? (Part 2)

Carlos Sainz

Lando Norris

George Russell

Sergio "Checo" Perez

Nico Hülkenberg

Zhou Guanyu

Daniel Ricciardo

Alex Albon

Pierre Gasly

Fernando Alonso

Voting ended onAug 9, 2023

Official FIA statement: please make sure you vote for the best name and not just your favourite driver. The top six names from part 1 and the top six names from part 2 will be put together in a third and final poll to determine the best name on the 2023 F1 grid.

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welcome back!!

Official FIA Statement

To quote some random guy: "To all the people who thought I left... I never left."

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Who has the best name on the 2023 grid? (Part 2)

Carlos Sainz

Lando Norris

George Russell

Sergio "Checo" Perez

Nico Hülkenberg

Zhou Guanyu

Daniel Ricciardo

Alex Albon

Pierre Gasly

Fernando Alonso

Voting ended onAug 9, 2023

Official FIA statement: please make sure you vote for the best name and not just your favourite driver. The top six names from part 1 and the top six names from part 2 will be put together in a third and final poll to determine the best name on the 2023 F1 grid.

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Who has the best name on the 2023 grid? (Part 1)

Charles Leclerc

Oscar Piastri

Lewis Hamilton

Max Verstappen

Kevin Magnussen

Valtteri Bottas

Yuki Tsunoda

Logan Sargeant

Esteban Ocon

Lance Stroll

Voting ended onAug 9, 2023

Official FIA statement: please make sure you vote for the best name and not just your favourite driver. The top six names from part 1 and the top six names from part 2 will be put together in a third and final poll to determine the best name on the 2023 F1 grid.

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The FIA will investigate the FIA for letting people out in the pitlane and then the FIA will declare no further investigation for the FIA because the FIA did nothing wrong according to the FIA.

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Official starting grid for the F1 Bahrain GP

We are always looking for new and innovative ways to improve Formula 1. We've therefore added a new article to the sporting regulation that states:

The starting line up of any grand prix shall be decided on each individual driver's smashability, as decided by a team of experts on the matter. The driver voted the most smashable will start P1, the driver voted the second most smashable will start P2, and so forth.

It is our hope that these new regulations will help to make the racing more fair, as the teams will no longer have to rely as heavily on the quality of their car or the talent of their driver.

With this, we present the starting grid for the Formula 1 Gulf Air Bahrain Grand Prix 2023

P1: Charles Leclerc (89.8% smash / 10.2% pass) (1304 votes) P2: Lewis Hamilton (85.3% smash / 14.7% pass) (1411 votes) P3: Carlos Sainz (73.9% smash / 26.1% pass) (1263 votes) P4: Alex Albom (71% smash / 29% pass) (1048 votes) P5: Zhou Guanyu (63.1% smash / 36.9% pass) (913 votes) P6: Pierre Gasly (58% smash / 42% pass) (1113 votes) P7: Valtteri Bottas (57% smash / 43% pass) (920 votes) P8: Max Verstappen (55.8% smash / 44.2% pass) (1200 votes) P9: Lance Stroll (50.9% smash / 49.1% pass) (1037 votes) P10: Kevin Magnussen (50.5% smash / 49.5% pass) (1015 votes) P11: Yuki Tsunoda (50.3% smash / 49.7% pass) (1058 votes) P12: Fernando Alonso (48.5% smash / 51.5% pass) (1312 votes) P13: George Russell (48% smash / 52% pass) (1027 votes) P14: Esteban Ocon (45.6% smash / 54.4% pass (1067 votes) P15: Lando Norris (36.7% smash / 63.3% pass) (893 votes) P16: Nyck De Vries (33.7% smash / 66.3% pass) (876 votes) P17: Oscar Piastri (31.3% smash / 68.7% pass) (869 votes) P18: Nico Hülkenberg (18.9% smash / 81.1% pass) (847 votes) P19: Sergio "Checo" Perez (15% smash / 85% pass) (861 votes) P20: Logan Sargent (14.5% smash / 85.5% pass) (954 votes)

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Official FIA statement

There is now ONE DAY left to vote in the "smash or pass 2023 grid edition" so if you still haven't voted, now is the time to do so. The final results will be determining the starting grid for this Sunday's race in Bahrain, so we encourage you to use your vote wisely.

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btw they just passed a law that said it’s illegal not to treat me really niceys

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As a certified ™ Old Man Fucker I can confirm Lawrence Stroll is a pass.

Exactly. No need to vote.

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Lawrence stroll smash or pass 😳

Official FIA Statement

No.

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Gunther’s door smash or pass

fok smash or pass: guenther's door

fok smash

pass

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2023

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i see many polls are being "rigged" by "pro-smash reblog campaigns." we need neutrality in our polls. do you have any comment on this matter?

Official FIA Statement

Although this is an unfortunate situation, it is nearly impossible for the FIA to control these so-called "pro-smash campaigns". However, if you are suspicious of any one of our polls being targeted by these campaigns, we encourage you to also share them in anti-smash circles, to even it out and make everything fair again. Thank you for your dedication to keeping our democracy open, transparent and honest.

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Bono for smash or pass?

smash or pass: peter "bono" bonnington

smash

pass

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023

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Do Will Buxton I want to see something

smash or pass: will buxton

smash

pass

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023

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Nico Rosberg should be there!

Official FIA statement

Of course, anon. You can find it here.

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smash or pass, off-grid edition: jeremy fragrance

smash

pass

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023